DISCLAIMER: Once again, I don't own Utena. I also don't own Twinkies… You'll see what I mean.

 At sunset, the first meeting of Drama Club at Ohtori Academy started. Two girls A-ko and B-ko did scenes against a great light, casting large shadows on the wall. They were the only ones there.

 "Do you know, do you know, have you heard the news?" A-ko asked B-ko. B-ko was shuffling through a chest of props.

 "We have a better budget this year?" They did, but A-ko sighed. That was not what she was thinking of.

 "No, Akio Ohtori is in charge of the school now. Him and his sister are very close you know," A-ko said. B-ko was mildly paying attention. She pulled out a magazine and looked at the cover.

 "Hmm, an article on incest," B-ko then tossed the magazine over her head, which A-ko caught.

 "Did you know that playboy Touga is President?" A-ko asked. All of a sudden B-ko was bashing her head repeatedly on the chest edge.

 "No, no, no, no, no!" B-ko said with each hit. She covered her face, and handed behin her to A-ko an unused condom. "I hope no weird sex happens here!"

 "You know Saionji, the Kendo Club captain is Vice President…" A-ko said. She took the condom and waited for B-ko's reaction.

 "Do these things expire?" B-ko asked. She pulled out a Twinkie.

 "Yes. Nothing lasts forever," A-ko said, catching the Twinkie from the disappointed B-ko. "Miki is in the Student Council, too."

 "Really?" B-ko asked. She wasn't paying attention. She was trying to make a glow-stick light up.

 "That won't light," A-ko said. B-ko tossed it to A-ko. "Juri, the Fencing Club Captain is in the Student Coucil! Will you please pay attention?! Oh--!"

 B-ko was tossing more things behind her. She tossed a necklace, a curry packet, a few costumes, and a toy UFO. A-ko caught all of these things.

 "What's the point?" B-ko asked.

 "To be involved!" A-ko said, finally dropping everything. B-ko sat there holding a wooden sword while A-ko stormed out…

Authors note: Ooh. Symbolism. It's kind of easy symbolism, though. Me not too smRt. O_-