'The Island of Tribal Muffins'

Chapter 1: Jimmy ate some Sparrow.

Hi there. My name is Shib, and this is my first shot at writing comedy... this story is a combo of lots of characters from my life, many movies, and many books and stuff. yeah. So anyways, enjoy.. PG-13 for language and violence and brief make-out session between fictional characters + insanity

It's a fine, sunny day when Liz decides to call Shib for a day at the beach.

Liz: **dials number**

Shib: **on phone** Hello jolly good fellow. Who the bloody hell are you?

Liz: **on phone** hey Shib. It's Liz..wanna go to the beach today?

Shib: **on phone** Dearest Elizabeth, you know what they say! A day at the beach only leads to sandy cheese.

Liz: **on phone** uhh.. Whatever. Meet you at the beach!

~later at beach~

Liz: Hey Shib! Dude.. Who are they?

Shib: Oh these people you mean? Well this is Harry Potter, that's Ron Weasley, that's Hermione Granger, that's Ash Ketchum-

Liz: Wait then.who the hell is ash ketchum?

Shib: He's that freaky dude from pokemon.

Liz: oh.

Shib: well then. that's Captain Sparrow, and um, that's an empty space of air.. HI EMPTY SPACE OF AIR! **grins** oh and this is Albert the giant pink hippo and that's Preston my rainbow duck.

Liz: Okie dokie then.. I'm Liz.

Ron: Hi Liz..ure purdy. agawfh agawfh

Hermoine: shut up Ron.. **kicks him in the shin**

Some guy: HEY GUYS! WHAT A KO-INKIE DINK!

Shib: oh crap! Its jimmy neutron! Everyone, RUNNNN!!!!!!!

Everyone: ArRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ***everyone runs into ocean and starts swimming and doesn't stop till they reach a deserted island***

Liz: Crap! Where are we?????

Harry: Obviously we are on a deserted island.

Ron: yeah, and..ure purdy.

Shib: SHUT UP YOU STUPID FLEE INFESTED ROMANIAN PILE OF MASHED SQUASH!

Everyone: -silence-

Liz: DOUBLE CRAP! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! I MAY NEVER GET TO SEE THE GORGOUS FACE OF ORLANDO BLOOM AGAIN IF WE DON'T GET OFF THIS ISLAND!!!! AHHHHHHH!

Shib: Liz?

Liz: Yes?

Shib: Shut up.

Liz: Ok

Harry: Well, I think we should make camp..it's the best thing to do...

Hermoine: Wait! Omg I think we lost Ash and Captain Sparrow! JIMMY MUST HAVE GOT THEM! NOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo! **falls down and cries**

Preston: QUACK!

Shib: oh shut up.. While you idiots were babbling I set up camp. There are enough tents to fit 2 peoples in each... alright.. Preston and albert, ure together... then harry and hermoine..and then ron and liz.. And then me and the empty space of air ****GRINS BIGLY**** I LOVE YOU EMPTY SPACE OF AIR!

Liz: Ok, me and..wha-WHAT?!?!?!? OMG SHIB YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!! THAT LUNATIC IS GONNA RAPE ME!!!!!!!!

Ron: ***stares at Liz drooling***

Shib: Oh stop complaining!

---later at like 3am or sumthin when everyone's asleep---

tent next door to shib: oh harry..... Shib: hehehe... ***goes to unzip tent and reveals Harry and Hermoine arms around eachother and stuff I don't wanna explain***

Harry + Hermoine: ARGHHHHHH!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What the hell is going on? Why are Harry and Hermoine together? Who has the sick and evil mind to think up this kind of story???? ---------------------------------- Heehee..stay tuned for the next chapter!

--Shib--