A Christmas to Remember: Chapter 3

Disclaimer and Warning: See Chapter 1 (the horrible rendition of "Skater Boi" by Avril)

Notes: Sorry to any Tristans out there if you were offended by my "Tristan" ranting. I'm just mad that the WB can not accept some Japanese names. I guess they didn't want people to think Honda was a car. LOL!

Also many a sorry for people who have waited since February, I didn't realize how long ago I had written. But to make it up to you, from now till the end of September, I'll try to update every week! After that, I have to concentrate on College Applications. GOMEN NASAI!!!

Hmm, finished SAT1's. I got a good score! BOOYAH ELITE (my SAT tutor place)!!! So there I was, sitting there perfectly happy with my score, when my tutor says, "This is a very good score, but you should be slightly disappointed that you didn't get higher." -____________________________- how evil!

Oh man, it's my senior year, I hope I get into a good college! YIKES! Too much pressure! O well, I'll continue to write! LOL

Thank you for the reviews! I'm too scared to read them though… O_o

Please Enjoy Kudasai! ::bows politely::

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"Ahh, this is the life," cried Seto, as he lay down on his bed in his favorite "Joey" boxers. His room was filled with posters and pictures of nice golden retrievers. He was watching the television, or rather the tape that was playing on the television. It was one of Seto's "spy" tapes of the little puppy (If Seto is a gazillionaire, he can stalk whoever he damn well pleases, in my opinion). In this particular tape, Joey was bending over while taking a nice, warm……… pizza out of the oven! "Oh yea baby, that's what your master wants!" exclaimed Seto, when the doorbell rang. 'Shizzle!' thought Seto, as he quickly pressed a button on the wall. Suddenly, everything changed from bright and golden to blue and icy. The posters of golden retrievers changed into posters of the blue eyes white dragon vaporizing some poor fool. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

'Who the hell is at the door? And how the hell did they get past the guards?' thought a thoroughly shocked Seto. Unbeknownst to him, two spiky haired duelists were out to get him, or rather the truth out of him.

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"Heh, that was easy!" laughed Yugi as he skipped down the yellow brick road.

"Yes, surprisingly the guards were easy to subdue with your cuteness!" chuckled Yami, the MIGHTY PHAROAH!

"Who knew that a simple look could make all the men spontaneously combust?" (I:Ooo, Ooo, Pick me! Pick me!!! Y: Umm, ok I: I did!) asked Yugi, looking totally innocent! ^_^

"Yea, that was some pretty messed-up stuff, but we must concentrate at the task at hand!" Yami stated while knocking on the door.

"Oh yea, how do we make Seto play truth and dare with us? Hmm Seto's not answering the door…"


"Well, I don't think he'll be able to resist a rematch at duel monsters…" Yami said after ringing the doorbell.

"DID SOMEBODY SAY REMATCH!?!?!?!" yelled an excited (no, not in that way!) Seto. Here was his chance to get his reputation back! "I mean, what are you doing here Yami?" said Seto coolly.

"I'm here to challenge you to a duel, but not just any duel! I challenge you to a "truth and dare" duel!" exclaimed the excited Pharaoh! 'Heh heh heh,' thought Yami, 'I'm going to have a little…fun with Seto before we find out the truth!' "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Yugi, is something wrong with Yami?"

"Umm… -_-; …"

"Well, let's get this part…I mean duel started!" exclaimed the high (as in druggie kind) pharaoh.

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(In Seto's … ummm … room? -_-; It obviously has a dueling arena… -_-; ok…wishful thinking…)

"Ok Seto, I place down Kuriboh in attack mode!" Yami stated.

'Oh man, that Kuriboh thing is ugly and nasty! Yami always beats me with it! AHHH!!! I must kill it' thought Seto, as he lay down a nice trap card called mirror force and put a blue eyes white dragon in attack mode. "Blue eyes white dragon, Super lightning blast of furious rage! Kill that Kuriboh!"

"Not so fast Seto, I activate my trap card, Anzu, the obsessive friendship stalker. She will chase your dragon until it dies from too many speeches of friendship."

"An Anzu card? O_O"

"I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship, I love friendship," yelled the little Anzu cartoon. The Blue eyes promptly blew up from all the friendship crap.

"O_O, damn, your turn Yami," Seto said, well aware that he still had "mirror force" in play.

"Go Yami!" shouted Yugi, because it wasn't Yugi who was playing, but Yami.

"MUAHAHAHA, I play harpie's feather duster, which destroys all you magic and trap cards. Now I play multiply which makes a hugemongous number of kuribohs. Well, enough kuribohs to totally fill his whole half of the dueling arena. (Those kuribohs kind of remind me of pokemon. They're kind of cute in a way, but deadly in large numbers!) Now, I place the card, "United We Stand," which increases Kuriboh's attack points to 1 zillion! (a rough estimate…) HAHAHAHA, now attack my emissary of darkness."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, damn that freakin furball on drugs!" cried Seto as the last of his life points faded to oblivion!

"Hahahahaha Seto, now you have to suffer the consequences of losing!" said Yami. "OH HOHOHOHOHOHOHO (Naga the white serpent style! Heh heh, slayers…soooooo funny!)

'Damn freakin furball, should've freakin killed it while I still had a freakin chance. Heh heh heh, I'll create a freakin nice game where you shoot the freakin furry freak from hell. Heh heh heh, freakin furry devil, I will get my freakin revenge. Nobody gets the best of Seto Kaiba, NO ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!' thought Seto, while his mind subconsciously directed him to grunt, "hn…"

"Ok Seto, truth or dare?"

"I choose…dare"

"Try again…"


"What the freak, you can't make me decide which to choose!"

"Yes I can," Yami said, while golden eye appeared on his forehead.

"Yes you can." (Hey, Seto should be traumatized by the shadow realm! Right?)

"Ok, truth…"

"Do you like like Jou-kun?" asked Yami.

Seto's heart skipped a beat. "Of course not, who could love that makeinu? He is beneath me! I would rather die than be seen with him," Seto quickly answered.

Suddenly…

"OOO, what does this button do?" asked Yugi, pushing the button which had turned the CEO's room into its current state.

Another suddenly…

"Did you lie Seto," asked Yami, who was currently gawking at all the pictures of the golden retrievers.

"Umm, maybe?"

"=D, no one is allowed to lie to the Pharaoh. Now, as punishment, you must tell Jou by the full moon of this month. =D" said Yami, who was now breathing normally.

'Damn Yugi, GET OUT OF MY LABORATO…ROOM!!!!!!"

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WOW, another chapter after how many months? TOO MANY TO COUNT! O_O AHHHHHH~! =D please forgive me. I will try to write more chapters, but I'm kind of doing this impromptu like! I go with my creative juices.

Heh heh heh,

Ja!

-Iudicium