It 'twas a quiet morning, the day Draco lost all hope of ever wooing Potter..

He woke from another dream of being refused by Harry..

And after he finished polishing his wand, he dressed and went to the great hall for breakfast

Harry was in his usual spot between Ron and Hermione except something was different

Harry was 100 percent..

NAKED..

Draco couldn't believe his eyes, it must be a dream but then..

Harry stood on the table and began a nice little dance of JLO's Jenny from the Block

Except Jenny was replaced with Harry

Draco was suddenly aware his wand was protruding out of his robes

He pushed it back into his pocket

Harry jumped 2 tables over to Draco's table and began to sing him a love song

Your eyes are smokey ashes

Your lips as pink as roses

If i were to be your lover

I'd make sure everyone knowses

The end