Announcer Guy Herb: And now to spend an hour with the Triple Threat Trio of
Torture, The Rulers of Radio and T.V., The SLAYERETTES! *applause* Can I
go now? Being in the same booth with Phil is making me uncomfortable.
Iccess: Since I don't want your screams of agony ruining the show......sure, why not.
*Door slams and screams are heard*
HermioneLilyPotter: Um, okay then. Welcome to the Slayerettes' Lair where we interview some of the most famous talent in the WWE or otherwise when the time comes for it. I'm HermioneLilyPotter
KaibaslilDevil: Hi! I'm KaibaslilDevil
Iccess: Hi! I'm Iccess-america. Our first guest is Triple H.
*Triple H music hits*
Slayerettes: *high pitched* HI!
Triple H: *cringe* Hi girls. *holds hand up* I know, hi.
HermioneLilyPotter: Sit. Welcome to the show. So, you're the WWE champion are you not?
Triple: I am.
Iccess: According to the human scorecard *cough* KLD *cough* you have been champion for a year and.........
KLD: 8 or 9 days give or take. Tell me how you did it.
Triple H: Well the answer's simple, I am the Game and I am THAT DAMN GOOD.
Iccess: *quietly* I said I was going to be nice but he's making it easier to insult him.
Triple H: What?
Iccess: I'm not gong to try to rephrase what I said because it's going to be stupid. However, I will say, let's get started with the interview.
Triple H: Okay.
Iccess: My first question is.....
KaibaslilDevil: Are you single?
Iccess: You just HAD to go there?
Triple H: Um,
KaibaslilDevil: You were thinking the SAME thing.
Iccess: Actually.....*thinks* yes I was but then I thought how I can avoid insulting him. Like, gee Triple H, it really ISN'T a mystery how you retain the championship. I mean, let's face it, you've become really close to the sludge hammer lately. But don't worry you're not the only one to befriend an inanimate object. There were such duos as Perry Saturn and Moppy, Al Snow and Head, and Mick Foley and Mr. Socko.
Triple H: Are you comparing me to those NUTS?
Iccess: No. I didn't call you a nut. I mean you don't talk to the sludge hammer, name it, or buy it sequin gowns.....do you?
Triple H: *looks like he's going to pedigree someone*
Iccess: *nervous* I THOUGHT NOT. That's when you REALLY have to worry about your career going down hill and KLD I think it's your turn to ask a question.
KaibaslilDevil: I told you to be nice.
Iccess: It's more my interview which gives me the right to insult the guest.
KaibaslilDevil: What did Goldberg mean by 'your next'? You CAN'T be next; you're the WWE Heavyweight champion!
Triple H: Well, you're right. Men like Goldberg don't get that I'm the best there was the best there is and the best there ever will be......
Iccess: You just stole Bret Hart's catch phrase.
Triple H: So?
Iccess: Speaking of Goldberger........
KaibaslilDevil: I like Goldberg.
Iccess: Has anyone noticed that he has NO BONE OF ORIGINALITY AND CARISMA IN HIS BODY WHAT SO EVER! He is in no way shape or form championship material.
Triple H: I knew you'd see it my way.
Iccess: Yeah, I do and I like you and all but that wasn't my point. Has anyone noticed his catchphrases? Namely the 'just another victim', and 'your next'? It finally clicked during RAW on Monday that those aren't his but TAZZ's! I don't think anyone else has noticed and if you had, I commend you. Therefore, Goldberg hasn't had the 'IT' factor as far as I'm concerned. I mean, yeah he has the presence and some of the hype but he isn't anything like the past and *cough* present *cough* WWE champions. Shawn Michaels, the Rock, the only other person you could compare him to is the Big Show. Face it, Show didn't and doesn't have any personality. Neither does Goldberg.
*Phone Rings*
HermioneLilyPotter: We have a phone?
KaibaslilDevil: Apparently.
Iccess: Has anyone figure out how to work the switchboard?
KaibaslilDevil: Maybe if we let it ring they'll hang up.
*37 rings later*
Iccess: Make....the ringing.......stop.
HermioneLilyPotter: Hold on I almost have it.
*ringing stops*
KLD/Triple H/Iccess: Thank you.
Voice: Hello? Am I on the air?
HermioneLilyPotter: Yeah, who are you?
Voice: Oh, you didn't know? I'm the Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rolla, the Highlight of the Night, the King of Bling-Bling (AN:/Where did THAT come from lol o_O) Chris Jericho.
Iccess: My day CAN'T get any worse. Well if it isn't the Goat with a World Domination Complex as I like to call you. What can I do for you today?
Jericho: I was wondering why I, the first Undisputed WWE Champion wasn't mentioned in your recap of people with more charisma than the Big Slow?
KaibaslilDevil: I guess it just slipped our minds.
Jericho: I mean I have the looks, the brains, the talent..........
HermioneLilyPotter: The bad fashion sense.
Jericho: Listen Amber, Roslyn, and Naomi, you never, eeeevvveeerr, insult the Living Legend. I have half the mind to........*click*
Iccess: And it looks like we've lost our caller. *mouths* Thank you!
KaibaslilDevil: And it looks like we're out of time.
Iccess: Already?
HermioneLilyPotter: Yes, but I'm sure Triple H would like to come back again for another show.
Triple H: *shrugs* Maybe. If a certain hostess admits she likes me.
Iccess: Okay, I don't think you're a disgrace to the title you posses now get out of my sight.
KaibaslilDevil: Next chapter; I interview Sirius Black.
HermioneLilyPotter/Iccess: All duck and cover.
*End Show*
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Iccess-america here! Glad you liked the show. Now review please. Save my self-esteem and my sanity. Next chapter KaibaslilDevil is writing so I say to her GOOD LUCK. This is hard! Thanks.
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Iccess: Since I don't want your screams of agony ruining the show......sure, why not.
*Door slams and screams are heard*
HermioneLilyPotter: Um, okay then. Welcome to the Slayerettes' Lair where we interview some of the most famous talent in the WWE or otherwise when the time comes for it. I'm HermioneLilyPotter
KaibaslilDevil: Hi! I'm KaibaslilDevil
Iccess: Hi! I'm Iccess-america. Our first guest is Triple H.
*Triple H music hits*
Slayerettes: *high pitched* HI!
Triple H: *cringe* Hi girls. *holds hand up* I know, hi.
HermioneLilyPotter: Sit. Welcome to the show. So, you're the WWE champion are you not?
Triple: I am.
Iccess: According to the human scorecard *cough* KLD *cough* you have been champion for a year and.........
KLD: 8 or 9 days give or take. Tell me how you did it.
Triple H: Well the answer's simple, I am the Game and I am THAT DAMN GOOD.
Iccess: *quietly* I said I was going to be nice but he's making it easier to insult him.
Triple H: What?
Iccess: I'm not gong to try to rephrase what I said because it's going to be stupid. However, I will say, let's get started with the interview.
Triple H: Okay.
Iccess: My first question is.....
KaibaslilDevil: Are you single?
Iccess: You just HAD to go there?
Triple H: Um,
KaibaslilDevil: You were thinking the SAME thing.
Iccess: Actually.....*thinks* yes I was but then I thought how I can avoid insulting him. Like, gee Triple H, it really ISN'T a mystery how you retain the championship. I mean, let's face it, you've become really close to the sludge hammer lately. But don't worry you're not the only one to befriend an inanimate object. There were such duos as Perry Saturn and Moppy, Al Snow and Head, and Mick Foley and Mr. Socko.
Triple H: Are you comparing me to those NUTS?
Iccess: No. I didn't call you a nut. I mean you don't talk to the sludge hammer, name it, or buy it sequin gowns.....do you?
Triple H: *looks like he's going to pedigree someone*
Iccess: *nervous* I THOUGHT NOT. That's when you REALLY have to worry about your career going down hill and KLD I think it's your turn to ask a question.
KaibaslilDevil: I told you to be nice.
Iccess: It's more my interview which gives me the right to insult the guest.
KaibaslilDevil: What did Goldberg mean by 'your next'? You CAN'T be next; you're the WWE Heavyweight champion!
Triple H: Well, you're right. Men like Goldberg don't get that I'm the best there was the best there is and the best there ever will be......
Iccess: You just stole Bret Hart's catch phrase.
Triple H: So?
Iccess: Speaking of Goldberger........
KaibaslilDevil: I like Goldberg.
Iccess: Has anyone noticed that he has NO BONE OF ORIGINALITY AND CARISMA IN HIS BODY WHAT SO EVER! He is in no way shape or form championship material.
Triple H: I knew you'd see it my way.
Iccess: Yeah, I do and I like you and all but that wasn't my point. Has anyone noticed his catchphrases? Namely the 'just another victim', and 'your next'? It finally clicked during RAW on Monday that those aren't his but TAZZ's! I don't think anyone else has noticed and if you had, I commend you. Therefore, Goldberg hasn't had the 'IT' factor as far as I'm concerned. I mean, yeah he has the presence and some of the hype but he isn't anything like the past and *cough* present *cough* WWE champions. Shawn Michaels, the Rock, the only other person you could compare him to is the Big Show. Face it, Show didn't and doesn't have any personality. Neither does Goldberg.
*Phone Rings*
HermioneLilyPotter: We have a phone?
KaibaslilDevil: Apparently.
Iccess: Has anyone figure out how to work the switchboard?
KaibaslilDevil: Maybe if we let it ring they'll hang up.
*37 rings later*
Iccess: Make....the ringing.......stop.
HermioneLilyPotter: Hold on I almost have it.
*ringing stops*
KLD/Triple H/Iccess: Thank you.
Voice: Hello? Am I on the air?
HermioneLilyPotter: Yeah, who are you?
Voice: Oh, you didn't know? I'm the Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rolla, the Highlight of the Night, the King of Bling-Bling (AN:/Where did THAT come from lol o_O) Chris Jericho.
Iccess: My day CAN'T get any worse. Well if it isn't the Goat with a World Domination Complex as I like to call you. What can I do for you today?
Jericho: I was wondering why I, the first Undisputed WWE Champion wasn't mentioned in your recap of people with more charisma than the Big Slow?
KaibaslilDevil: I guess it just slipped our minds.
Jericho: I mean I have the looks, the brains, the talent..........
HermioneLilyPotter: The bad fashion sense.
Jericho: Listen Amber, Roslyn, and Naomi, you never, eeeevvveeerr, insult the Living Legend. I have half the mind to........*click*
Iccess: And it looks like we've lost our caller. *mouths* Thank you!
KaibaslilDevil: And it looks like we're out of time.
Iccess: Already?
HermioneLilyPotter: Yes, but I'm sure Triple H would like to come back again for another show.
Triple H: *shrugs* Maybe. If a certain hostess admits she likes me.
Iccess: Okay, I don't think you're a disgrace to the title you posses now get out of my sight.
KaibaslilDevil: Next chapter; I interview Sirius Black.
HermioneLilyPotter/Iccess: All duck and cover.
*End Show*
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Iccess-america here! Glad you liked the show. Now review please. Save my self-esteem and my sanity. Next chapter KaibaslilDevil is writing so I say to her GOOD LUCK. This is hard! Thanks.
ICCESS
