Chapter Two: A day with Sirius Black..Lord help me!!
Thanks a lot Iccess. To deal with Sirius, I will need all the help I can get. All right lets get this over with so Norma can interview Remus.
Ash: Hi everyone!! I feel hyper today. YAYYYYY!!!
(Iccess and Norma groan)
Ash: (glares) Shut up!! I did not ask for your opinions.
Norma: wow!! You are cranky today huh?
Ash: Nah..I actually am happy. Vengeance is on and I get to see it. YAYYYY!!
Iccess: Vengeance? Cool..I can't wait either.
Ash: O.k. now that I am done promoting Vengeance, lets get back to the story.
(In my castle) (I bought one today)
Sirius: (Bewildered) So.Is this where I am supposed to go?
Norma: (Dressed in a leather suit with a whip) Yes it is. Please come in?
Sirius: (Flashes her a smile) thank you umm.?
Norma: My name is Norma. How do you do? (Holds out her hand)
Sirius: (shakes her hand) I am fine, and you?
Norma: (Smiles) Great. Ash is expecting you, so come on in.
Sirius: Ummm..so..who is this Ash?
Norma: She will be the one to interview you.
Sirius: Oh. Is she nice?
Norma: (looks at him) Yeah.in a way.
(Once they get to my office)
Ash: (In a red leather skirt and red leather vest) Welcome Sirius. I am Ashley. I will be your interviewer for today. (Holds out her hand)
Sirius: (In a star-gaze) wow!!! (Kisses my hand) How do you do?
Ash: (laughs and smiles at him) I am fine. How are you?
Sirius: (Melts) Just peachy.
Ash: (Sits down) well..I suppose my first question would have to be..are you married?
Sirius: (seductive smile in place) Nope, but would you like to be my wife?
Ash: (Wicked grin) I'd love to, but after the interview.
Sirius: (Smiles) All right then. (Sits back) What other questions do you have for me?
Ash: How did you manage to stay outta Azkaban?
Sirius: It was all thanks to Dumbledore. He found me a house to stay at so I wouldn't get caught.
Ash: So, you owe Dumbledore a lot, huh?
Sirius: He is a great man. I would be lost without him.
Ash: Now my last question is..Why in the bloody hell did you do a stupid thing like killing yourself?
Sirius: I died in order to protect Harry. I guess I didn't have to since he held his own against Bellatrix.
Ash: (Confused look) Who the hell is she?
Sirius: She is my first cousin. Her and Narcissa are Blacks.
Ash: O.K. that's all I have to say to you. Now we are off to go get married now. Goodnight and good fight. (Drags Sirius away)
Norma: well..I guess I am up next..Lord be merciful.
(Well..we got married and all. Norma says good luck to Sirius. He will need it) I take offense to that. I wonder why I am her best friend again? Oh well..good luck Norma. You will need it with Remus. BYEEEEEE!!
Thanks a lot Iccess. To deal with Sirius, I will need all the help I can get. All right lets get this over with so Norma can interview Remus.
Ash: Hi everyone!! I feel hyper today. YAYYYYY!!!
(Iccess and Norma groan)
Ash: (glares) Shut up!! I did not ask for your opinions.
Norma: wow!! You are cranky today huh?
Ash: Nah..I actually am happy. Vengeance is on and I get to see it. YAYYYY!!
Iccess: Vengeance? Cool..I can't wait either.
Ash: O.k. now that I am done promoting Vengeance, lets get back to the story.
(In my castle) (I bought one today)
Sirius: (Bewildered) So.Is this where I am supposed to go?
Norma: (Dressed in a leather suit with a whip) Yes it is. Please come in?
Sirius: (Flashes her a smile) thank you umm.?
Norma: My name is Norma. How do you do? (Holds out her hand)
Sirius: (shakes her hand) I am fine, and you?
Norma: (Smiles) Great. Ash is expecting you, so come on in.
Sirius: Ummm..so..who is this Ash?
Norma: She will be the one to interview you.
Sirius: Oh. Is she nice?
Norma: (looks at him) Yeah.in a way.
(Once they get to my office)
Ash: (In a red leather skirt and red leather vest) Welcome Sirius. I am Ashley. I will be your interviewer for today. (Holds out her hand)
Sirius: (In a star-gaze) wow!!! (Kisses my hand) How do you do?
Ash: (laughs and smiles at him) I am fine. How are you?
Sirius: (Melts) Just peachy.
Ash: (Sits down) well..I suppose my first question would have to be..are you married?
Sirius: (seductive smile in place) Nope, but would you like to be my wife?
Ash: (Wicked grin) I'd love to, but after the interview.
Sirius: (Smiles) All right then. (Sits back) What other questions do you have for me?
Ash: How did you manage to stay outta Azkaban?
Sirius: It was all thanks to Dumbledore. He found me a house to stay at so I wouldn't get caught.
Ash: So, you owe Dumbledore a lot, huh?
Sirius: He is a great man. I would be lost without him.
Ash: Now my last question is..Why in the bloody hell did you do a stupid thing like killing yourself?
Sirius: I died in order to protect Harry. I guess I didn't have to since he held his own against Bellatrix.
Ash: (Confused look) Who the hell is she?
Sirius: She is my first cousin. Her and Narcissa are Blacks.
Ash: O.K. that's all I have to say to you. Now we are off to go get married now. Goodnight and good fight. (Drags Sirius away)
Norma: well..I guess I am up next..Lord be merciful.
(Well..we got married and all. Norma says good luck to Sirius. He will need it) I take offense to that. I wonder why I am her best friend again? Oh well..good luck Norma. You will need it with Remus. BYEEEEEE!!
