I LOVE everyone who gave me ideas. A couple sparked off things you wouldn't believe!! Thank you thank you thank you!

These people need to be thanked individually for their purely ingenious ideas: Kurt's Girl-don't shoot menchi!! ChibiConfettiQueen -cool ideas promise to use them! Zoken-must use UR idea! ;)

And you guys knew that bathroom scene would come along sooner or later! You just have to wait until the next chapter!!!

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"Um, Hey Kurt" Scott smiled nervously as his friend approached his car.

"Hi Scott" Kurt shrugged and slid in.

"You know, it's all right to have...those feeling's" he said slowly

"What?" Kurt asked

"You know...if you feel...unsure about...yourself" Damnit! Now he was blushing!! "You can always talk to us about it...you don't need to hide it"

Kurt turned to Rogue and she voiced what Scott was thinking very bluntly

"Scott thinks your Gay. He saw you kiss Lance"

"WHAT????" Kurt howled

"Rogue!" Scott cried "You shouldn't try to stereotype it! If Kurt feels...that way about Lance then he should be allowed to..." Scott looked to his right and saw that Jean was killing herself laughing.

"I'm not gay!!" Kurt yelled "I am NOT going out with Lance. He may be a totally cute guy but - damn! I shouldn't have said that"

"Kurt, seriously, what's wrong with you today?" Rogue asked "Did you drink two tons of oestrogen this morning or are you trying to get in touch with your feminine side for that honey in your math class?"

"I Just - Girl? What girl?" Kurt's head snapped up.

"The one you've going mad about for weeks! You've practically bored me and Cyclops to death! Make a move already!!" Rogue cried

Kurt was strangely subdued for the rest of the trip.

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"Was EVERYONE going to keep this girl from me??" Kitty cried as she stomped down to the basement

"What's the big deal Kitty?" Evan asked "You're already taken after all"

"But-but why didn't anyone tell me??? Do you think I'm such a monster that I wouldn't feel happy for Kurt?" Kitty asked

"Shhh!" Jean hissed "Do you guys hear something?"

All three of the mutants went very quiet

"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen...nobody knows my sorrow" Kurt's tired voice echoed around the underground chambers

"Oh my God!!" Jean gasped when they saw him.

"Where...have you...BEEN?!?!?!" Kurt gasped "I had no breakfast! No Lunch! I. Am. STARVING!!"

"Poor Kurt" Kitty said sadly "But you can't tell anyone what we're doing or you stay here"

"At this point, I would do anything for the chance to eat. Anything at all" Kurt sighed and the others began to unstrap him.

"Please don't do that again" Kurt half sobbed "I'll do anything you want just don't leave me down here again!"

The others exchanged glances

"You could pretend to be Jean tomorrow when she's pretending to be you" Evan said slowly "Then we wouldn't have to forge anymore sick notes"

"I don't care!" Kurt yelled "Just let me get to some food!"

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"So, Kurt...who's this girl in your math class?" Kitty asked watching Kurt inhale anything edible he could find.

This comment made Kurt choke quite violently

"How do you know about Amanda?" He asked, paling

"Just something Scott said when I was you" Kitty shrugged

"She's just a girl I like, please don't hurt me!" Kurt shielded himself with a pillow

"Why does everyone think I'll hurt you for having a crush on someone???" Kitty cried

"No reason" Kurt said carefully then paled again "You didn't talk to her did you??"

"No Kurt and don't worry, I haven't messed up your chances with her...girls like a challenge"

"What on Earth's that supposed to mean?" Kurt asked suspiciously

"Nothing!" Kitty chirruped and left quickly

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*Next day*

"Okay, today we're going to start doing preparation after what happened yesterday" Evan sighed

"Yesterday? What happened yesterday?" Kurt asked worriedly

"Nothing!" Everyone said quickly

"Put your inducers on" Kitty ordered

Kurt and Jean did as they were told, they were both sitting on the couch and what happened was very weird.

All of a sudden Kurt was sitting with his legs crossed but Jean was slouching with her legs wide apart.

"Okay, this is scary" Kitty said simply

"Kurt, you need to try to change you're accent" Evan sighed

"What? You mean, like, totally talk, like, American?" Jean said in a false perky voice.

Kurt glared at her "Don't mess with my voice like that" he warned

"What about mine! You guys are making me sound like a German schizophrenic!!" Jean cried

"People! People! Let's be calm here!" Evan cried "Look Jean...d'uhm...Kurt...WHATEVER!! You are going to have to start asking like the opposite sex, got it?"

"So," Jean said slowly "I'm going to have to start acting like a girl?" She flicked her hair back "Well that's gonna be weird"

"What about me" Kurt sighed "Acting like a guy? I can't think of anything worse!"

"Well, you did CHOOSE to do this!" Jean sighed

"Yeah, but I only did it to annoy you" Kurt said teasingly and stuck his tongue out at her

"Oh my God!! It's like you're really Kurt!!" Kitty giggled, Earning glares from both teens.

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"Hey Kitty" Scott smiled as the four approached "Didn't see you at school yesterday"

"Umm, I was around, I just stayed inside. I think I'm getting sunstroke" She said quickly ignoring Jean's snort beside her.

Kurt smiled, fluttering his eye lashes a bit too much and began to move to the passenger seat.

"Uh Kurt?" Scott said slowly "What are you doing?"

"What? I alwa-oh" Kurt closed the door and moved to the back. Jean smiled smugly and sat next to their leader.

"So, how you feeling today Kurt?" Rogue asked

"I'm fine" Jean smiled

"Ah didn't ask you!" Rogue said rudely

"Oh yeah, sorry" at least she could blush like a girl.

"I'm okay I guess" Kurt shrugged

"No weird sexual tendencies today?" Rogue smirked. Jean started so hard in the front seat she hit her knee on the underside of the dashboard. She then glared harshly at Kitty.

"Today you're acting weird, Jean" Scott said carefully

"Yeah Jean, cut it out" Kurt said playfully

'Today's going to be a long day' three people thought at once.

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Jean was walking along by himself, unable to face Scott knowing full well who his best friend had a crush on. He shuddered at the thought of Scott flirting with him.

"Jean!" He turned to see his worst nightmare approaching him

Duncan Matthews. His face puckered up expecting a big 'Hello' Kiss.

'Don't scream, don't scream, this is "Your" boyfriend after all' he thought slowly

"Hey Jean" Duncan said casually when he realised that a kiss was out of the question "How ya doin' baby?"

'Jean puts up with this????' Kurt thought under his hologram.

"Doing good, thank you" Jean said twisting his face into what he hoped was a decent 'girlfriend-ish' smile

"Come on, I'll walk you to math" Duncan said wondering what was wrong with his girl today.

"Oh thanks but I- math??? We've got MATH first period!!???" Jean cried visibly paling before running off down a corridor.

"What's up with her today?" One of Duncan's friends asked

"Not a clue, usually she's all over me" Duncan shrugged

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Jean reached his usual class in time to see his real self enter just a short distance away from Amanda.

'She's gonna screw up' he thought sadly 'Amanda will never want to be seen with me again!!'

"Oh! Hi Jean!" One of Jean's soccer buddies saw him

"Oh! Hi!" Jean smiled back

"You looking at that guy you live with?" she asked pointing at himself

"NO!!" he cried

"Yeah, I guess you'd know though huh?" the girl smiled naughtily

"Know what?" Jean asked suspiciously

"That he's a European transvestite. I heard that he forgot to take his testosterone shots so he slowly changing back into a girl" the blond looked at her watch "Oh! I'm late for class, see you at practise!"

Jean waited for the girl to be out of site before his face contorted into several layers of anger.

"Kitty" he hissed

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Kitty was sitting in her usual seat, glad to be herself again.

Then she looked out the window and saw Jean's head glaring at her.

'is that the real Jean or Kurt?' she wondered

Jean made a threatening gesture at her

'Kurt, and he knows what I've done to his rep' she realised suddenly 'I am so dead'

She looked back but Jean was gone. This was not a good thing, it just meant that he was using strategy. Sure enough, a moment later Jean sauntered into Kitty's class.

"Kitty's just received a phone call from home that she really needs to take" the 16 year old said in a perky female voice.

"Are you sure?" Kitty squeaked as the teacher turned to her

"Yes, very very sure" Jean replied smoothly

"Okay" Kitty said sullenly and picked up her things. She walked out ahead of Jean and the second the door was closed broke into a run.

"KITTY!!!" She heard Jean's voice yell but ran as if her life depending on it (and considering the rumours that had been going around it probably did)

Outside Kitty thought she had a chance but *bamf* and she was being pinned down by Jean.

"What the HECK did you do as me yesterday??" he yelled

"I didn't mean to Kurt!" Kitty pleaded with him "I just kept forgetting I was you and acted like...myself"

Jean looked up as if imagining a Kurt with Kitty's brain.

"Awww Hell!" he groaned "My life is over!"

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Amanda stared at the boy who she thought was Kurt Wagner. She wondered if those awful rumours were true about him. She'd never seen anything before that suggested he was/used to be a woman. Besides, she fancied him!! It would be unbelievably cruel that the guy she had a crush on would actually be a girl.

'Would that make me a lesbian?' she wondered

She looked at the back of his head for a while longer until the lesson was over. It was the fifth time Amanda had spent a whole period staring at his head. It'd be a miracle if she passed the exams.

I need to talk to someone about this' she decided 'But who's advice should I take?'

It'd have to be a girl who knew him, that way Amanda would be able to find out if the rumours were true. They also might be able to say if Kurt ever mentioned her. She smiled at the idea of Kurt swooning over her at home.

'But who?' Amanda reviewed the options. Rogue was out instantly, Amanda didn't know her well enough. The newer additions to the institute were all a little hyper active and Amanda wanted this to be dealt with delicately.

That just left Jean and Kitty, Amanda had no idea how important her decision between the two would be.

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Hmmm, which one would be funnier??? Again, keep those idea's coming!! I love them all!!