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Lunch had come and so far Jean/Kurt's day had gone pretty much without incident. Obviously he was going to stir fry Kitty when he got home and possibly Jean too if he felt like it.
He sat down with his tray and tried to eat like Jean usually did (painfully slowly) Kurt then sat down next to him, she seemed to be trying to stuff her face.
"Had a good day so far?" he asked
"Well, everyone keeps calling me Frank" she said slowly
"As in-?? Oh Jeeze, have you ever seen the rocky horror show?" Jean groaned
"No, why?" Kurt asked innocently
"Frank is a Transylvanian transvestite" Jean groaned
Kurt winced "Yep, Kitty did a pretty good job screwing your life up huh?"
"Speaking of which, what exactly have you been doing as me?"
"Nothing much" Kurt shrugged "Evan's been in all my lessons so far today and he stops me when I'm acting a bit too...girly"
"Good old Evan" Jean sighed "And you'd better not kiss Duncan in front of everyone or I will kill you"
"You know about Lance?" Kurt couldn't help but giggle.
"Please don't giggle like that Jean" Jean sighed
"You're Jean, I'm Kurt" Kurt pointed out
"Whatever" Jean sighed
"Um, hey guys" Scott smiled as he approached "Hey Kurt, can I have a word?"
There was silence for a moment until Jean kicked Kurt under the table
"Oh me!" Kurt laughed as she got up "Sure Scott"
Jean rolled his eyes and continued eating as Rogue and Evan joined him.
"Hi Jean" Rogue smiled "Where's Scott"
"Went to talk with Kurt" Jean shrugged
"Man! They've been doing that every week now! Do you think they're gay or something?? What do they talk about?" Evan cried
Jean opened his mouth to tell them what he and Scott talked about when he suddenly realised who Scott was about to talk to!
"I gotta go!" he apologised
"You sure? There's chocolate pudding today" Evan said tweaking at his Achilles heel
"Really? Well,,,I guess I can wait for ONE chocolate pudding" Jean smiled
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Kitty wa walking to lunch when someone grabbed her arm.
"For the last time Kurt!" she sighed but realised that it was Amanda who was clinging onto her arm. "Oh" she said simply
"Um, hi Kitty! You live with Kurt right?" the girl asked blushing three different shades of red
"Yeeeeees?" Kitty answered slowly already knowing where this was going
"Has he, um ever mentioned me?" Amanda asked
"Well, he mentioned you yesterday" Kitty relented
"Really??" Amanda smiled insanely
"Yeah" Kitty said in a bored tone but suddenly a thought came into her head. A thought that reminded her about who Kurt was for the next week or so. A very evil plan formed inside Kitty's head and she put her arm around the clueless girl "In fact I think he really likes you but you gotta' strike while the iron is hot so..."
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Kurt and Scott walked to a quiet spot and Scott turned to who he thought was his best friend.
"Okay, how am I doing?" he asked
"Huh?" Kurt replied
"I'm still too weak aren't I? Damnit! She's never going to notice me! I should have given up when she got that dumb boyfriend but I just CAN'T!!" Scott punched a tree in frustration
"Who are we talking about here?" Kurt asked
"As if you don't know man!" Scott cried "You're the one who kept on telling me 'Don't give up on her' 'Just keep on trying' and all that"
"WHO??" Kurt yelled
"JEAN!!" Scott yelled right back "You know! As in the love or my life Jean Grey? The one I want to date, the girl who makes my legs go wobbly every time I sit next to her in the car!?" Scott stopped his rant for a minute "Hey man? Are you okay?"
Kurt was standing there with a look of pure shock on her face.
"You, like, m-Jean?" Kurt asked
"Ya dude! I've only been telling you for the last few months!" Scott sighed "What is going on with you this week??"
"I-I'm sorry Scott, I'm not really myself today" Kurt shook her head
"So anyway, I was planning to just go up to her today and tell her how I feel. Hows that?" Scott asked
"NO!" Kurt cried
"What?" Scott looked confused "But you've been telling me to go for it. You said it was time I took the first step, you said-!"
"I don't care what I said!" Kurt yelled "Look, I agree with you telling her but wait until tonight!!"
"What? Why?" Scott asked
"Look hun-dude!" Kurt corrected herself just in time. Scott had a crush on her!!!!! "Tell her tonight so that you can make a big deal of it! You know, take her out or get her flowers or something! That way she'll know you mean it"
'Wow' she thought 'I really do sound like Kurt'
Scott nodded as if agreeing with her. "That's a good idea, man what would I do without you!" And before Kurt could stop him she was pulled into a big bear hug.
'Damn he smells good' she thought as he pulled away.
"So I've got to wait huh?" Scott repeated himself "That might be difficult, I've had these feelings for so long I think I may explode at any moment" and he ran off.
Kurt waited until he was far enough away before bouncing up and down, squealing like the girl she was.
"He loves me! He loves me!" she giggled
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Jean felt very relieved when Scott sat back down, they'd only been gone 5 minutes. Maybe Scott had wanted to ask him whether he had any new pranks for Duncan today. He continued to comfort himself like this.
Scott smiled at him and automatically Jean grinned back.
'Does Jean grin?' he wondered 'Damnit! She doesn't!! Oh well, Mmmm chocolate pudding!'
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"Kurt likes that?" Amanda asked nervously
"Loves it" Kitty smiled slowly "It's a European thing"
"Oh" Amanda looked down "But where would I get one?"
"Oh, I'm sure Tabitha would know where to get a few, she's that kinda girl" Kitty said kindly 'Have I gone to far?' she thought
"Tabitha?" Amanda had never heard of her
"She goes to the Brother hood boarding house" Kitty explained
"And you're sure Kurt will notice me more if I...?" Amanda trailed off
"I'm certain of it, after tomorrow he won't be able to keep his hands off you!" Kitty grinned "Now I need to tell you some choice phrases that you simply HAVE to use on him!"
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After lunch Jean was walking along the corridor. He was trying to guess the real Jean's locker combination and was swearing in German under his breath when something very bad happened.
First the voice changer slipped his voice up three octaves so that he sounded like a helium addict. Then it began switching back and forth from Jean to the helium voice. The watch on his wrist began to spark ever so slightly. Then something awful happened.
The voice changer cut out. Leaving a girl with a boys voice.
"Crap" Jean hissed with Kurt's voice and knew he'd have to get out of school as soon as possible.
"Jean!" he spun around and saw Scott running towards him.
"Crap!!" he hissed again and deliberately knocked his watch against the lockers, a few more sparks were emitted but when he hummed to himself it was definitely Jean's voice he heard.
"Hi Scott!" he trilled
"Hey, you still have my English book" his friend smiled dozily
"Oh ya, it's- um- I've kind of forgotten my locker number" Jean smiled
"41,34,50" Scott shrugged (We don't have locker combinations in England so I have no idea if it's possible to have that locker combination! Sorry!)
"Oh! Thank you" Jean smiled and opened Jean's locker
"You are so beautiful" Scott breathed
"What?" 'I hope I didn't hear that right' he thought
"Nothing" Scott shut his mouth.
"Here's your book" Jean handed it to him, Scott's fingers resting on his for far too long
"Jean!" Scott gasped and thrust his lips onto his.
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Scott had backed him up against the locker but the boys brain was trying to get away. Jean was sure he could see Kitty and Evan walk around the corner. And what was the wet thing that just went in his mouth?
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Kurt's mind was screaming for relief! He was kissing his best friend!! His MALE Best friend!!
'OH LORD! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!?!?!"
Finally Scott pulled back and looked down at who he thought was his heart's desire
"I gotta go" Jean gasped and ran off.
Scott nodded to himself smugly "Oh yeah, she is so mine"
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Pietro was sitting in the boy's bathroom. He was missing a Maths test and wasn't a bit worried about his grades. Soon his dad would come anyway and then he'd never have to bother with school again.
The door was suddenly thrown open and a red blur passed him before she ran into a cubicle.
"Jean?" he asked himself "What are you doing in the boys bathroom???"
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I'll update soon (maybe) ^_^ try guessing what Amanda's gonna do!
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Lunch had come and so far Jean/Kurt's day had gone pretty much without incident. Obviously he was going to stir fry Kitty when he got home and possibly Jean too if he felt like it.
He sat down with his tray and tried to eat like Jean usually did (painfully slowly) Kurt then sat down next to him, she seemed to be trying to stuff her face.
"Had a good day so far?" he asked
"Well, everyone keeps calling me Frank" she said slowly
"As in-?? Oh Jeeze, have you ever seen the rocky horror show?" Jean groaned
"No, why?" Kurt asked innocently
"Frank is a Transylvanian transvestite" Jean groaned
Kurt winced "Yep, Kitty did a pretty good job screwing your life up huh?"
"Speaking of which, what exactly have you been doing as me?"
"Nothing much" Kurt shrugged "Evan's been in all my lessons so far today and he stops me when I'm acting a bit too...girly"
"Good old Evan" Jean sighed "And you'd better not kiss Duncan in front of everyone or I will kill you"
"You know about Lance?" Kurt couldn't help but giggle.
"Please don't giggle like that Jean" Jean sighed
"You're Jean, I'm Kurt" Kurt pointed out
"Whatever" Jean sighed
"Um, hey guys" Scott smiled as he approached "Hey Kurt, can I have a word?"
There was silence for a moment until Jean kicked Kurt under the table
"Oh me!" Kurt laughed as she got up "Sure Scott"
Jean rolled his eyes and continued eating as Rogue and Evan joined him.
"Hi Jean" Rogue smiled "Where's Scott"
"Went to talk with Kurt" Jean shrugged
"Man! They've been doing that every week now! Do you think they're gay or something?? What do they talk about?" Evan cried
Jean opened his mouth to tell them what he and Scott talked about when he suddenly realised who Scott was about to talk to!
"I gotta go!" he apologised
"You sure? There's chocolate pudding today" Evan said tweaking at his Achilles heel
"Really? Well,,,I guess I can wait for ONE chocolate pudding" Jean smiled
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Kitty wa walking to lunch when someone grabbed her arm.
"For the last time Kurt!" she sighed but realised that it was Amanda who was clinging onto her arm. "Oh" she said simply
"Um, hi Kitty! You live with Kurt right?" the girl asked blushing three different shades of red
"Yeeeeees?" Kitty answered slowly already knowing where this was going
"Has he, um ever mentioned me?" Amanda asked
"Well, he mentioned you yesterday" Kitty relented
"Really??" Amanda smiled insanely
"Yeah" Kitty said in a bored tone but suddenly a thought came into her head. A thought that reminded her about who Kurt was for the next week or so. A very evil plan formed inside Kitty's head and she put her arm around the clueless girl "In fact I think he really likes you but you gotta' strike while the iron is hot so..."
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Kurt and Scott walked to a quiet spot and Scott turned to who he thought was his best friend.
"Okay, how am I doing?" he asked
"Huh?" Kurt replied
"I'm still too weak aren't I? Damnit! She's never going to notice me! I should have given up when she got that dumb boyfriend but I just CAN'T!!" Scott punched a tree in frustration
"Who are we talking about here?" Kurt asked
"As if you don't know man!" Scott cried "You're the one who kept on telling me 'Don't give up on her' 'Just keep on trying' and all that"
"WHO??" Kurt yelled
"JEAN!!" Scott yelled right back "You know! As in the love or my life Jean Grey? The one I want to date, the girl who makes my legs go wobbly every time I sit next to her in the car!?" Scott stopped his rant for a minute "Hey man? Are you okay?"
Kurt was standing there with a look of pure shock on her face.
"You, like, m-Jean?" Kurt asked
"Ya dude! I've only been telling you for the last few months!" Scott sighed "What is going on with you this week??"
"I-I'm sorry Scott, I'm not really myself today" Kurt shook her head
"So anyway, I was planning to just go up to her today and tell her how I feel. Hows that?" Scott asked
"NO!" Kurt cried
"What?" Scott looked confused "But you've been telling me to go for it. You said it was time I took the first step, you said-!"
"I don't care what I said!" Kurt yelled "Look, I agree with you telling her but wait until tonight!!"
"What? Why?" Scott asked
"Look hun-dude!" Kurt corrected herself just in time. Scott had a crush on her!!!!! "Tell her tonight so that you can make a big deal of it! You know, take her out or get her flowers or something! That way she'll know you mean it"
'Wow' she thought 'I really do sound like Kurt'
Scott nodded as if agreeing with her. "That's a good idea, man what would I do without you!" And before Kurt could stop him she was pulled into a big bear hug.
'Damn he smells good' she thought as he pulled away.
"So I've got to wait huh?" Scott repeated himself "That might be difficult, I've had these feelings for so long I think I may explode at any moment" and he ran off.
Kurt waited until he was far enough away before bouncing up and down, squealing like the girl she was.
"He loves me! He loves me!" she giggled
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Jean felt very relieved when Scott sat back down, they'd only been gone 5 minutes. Maybe Scott had wanted to ask him whether he had any new pranks for Duncan today. He continued to comfort himself like this.
Scott smiled at him and automatically Jean grinned back.
'Does Jean grin?' he wondered 'Damnit! She doesn't!! Oh well, Mmmm chocolate pudding!'
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"Kurt likes that?" Amanda asked nervously
"Loves it" Kitty smiled slowly "It's a European thing"
"Oh" Amanda looked down "But where would I get one?"
"Oh, I'm sure Tabitha would know where to get a few, she's that kinda girl" Kitty said kindly 'Have I gone to far?' she thought
"Tabitha?" Amanda had never heard of her
"She goes to the Brother hood boarding house" Kitty explained
"And you're sure Kurt will notice me more if I...?" Amanda trailed off
"I'm certain of it, after tomorrow he won't be able to keep his hands off you!" Kitty grinned "Now I need to tell you some choice phrases that you simply HAVE to use on him!"
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After lunch Jean was walking along the corridor. He was trying to guess the real Jean's locker combination and was swearing in German under his breath when something very bad happened.
First the voice changer slipped his voice up three octaves so that he sounded like a helium addict. Then it began switching back and forth from Jean to the helium voice. The watch on his wrist began to spark ever so slightly. Then something awful happened.
The voice changer cut out. Leaving a girl with a boys voice.
"Crap" Jean hissed with Kurt's voice and knew he'd have to get out of school as soon as possible.
"Jean!" he spun around and saw Scott running towards him.
"Crap!!" he hissed again and deliberately knocked his watch against the lockers, a few more sparks were emitted but when he hummed to himself it was definitely Jean's voice he heard.
"Hi Scott!" he trilled
"Hey, you still have my English book" his friend smiled dozily
"Oh ya, it's- um- I've kind of forgotten my locker number" Jean smiled
"41,34,50" Scott shrugged (We don't have locker combinations in England so I have no idea if it's possible to have that locker combination! Sorry!)
"Oh! Thank you" Jean smiled and opened Jean's locker
"You are so beautiful" Scott breathed
"What?" 'I hope I didn't hear that right' he thought
"Nothing" Scott shut his mouth.
"Here's your book" Jean handed it to him, Scott's fingers resting on his for far too long
"Jean!" Scott gasped and thrust his lips onto his.
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Scott had backed him up against the locker but the boys brain was trying to get away. Jean was sure he could see Kitty and Evan walk around the corner. And what was the wet thing that just went in his mouth?
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Kurt's mind was screaming for relief! He was kissing his best friend!! His MALE Best friend!!
'OH LORD! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!?!?!"
Finally Scott pulled back and looked down at who he thought was his heart's desire
"I gotta go" Jean gasped and ran off.
Scott nodded to himself smugly "Oh yeah, she is so mine"
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Pietro was sitting in the boy's bathroom. He was missing a Maths test and wasn't a bit worried about his grades. Soon his dad would come anyway and then he'd never have to bother with school again.
The door was suddenly thrown open and a red blur passed him before she ran into a cubicle.
"Jean?" he asked himself "What are you doing in the boys bathroom???"
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I'll update soon (maybe) ^_^ try guessing what Amanda's gonna do!
