Hey guys, I haven't updated in a while but I've been busy with my Kurtism
website. I thought that my religion shut be put on the web!!
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Pietro was still standing by the sink as he listened to the girl who had obviously taken a wrong turn. From the sound of it she was very close to throwing up. Then as he listened, he heard her voice deepen and deepen until he recognised the voice of Kurt Wagner in the next stall.
"Oh Crap" The voice moaned
"Mystique?? What the hell are you doing here??" Pietro asked
"Oh Crap!" The voice swore
"Mystique?" Pietro asked
"Don't tell anyone I'm here you little squirt" Kurt said very seriously
"It is you!!" Pietro cried joyfully
Kurt resisted the urge to pummel Quicksilver for suggesting that he was anything like his mother. But then he had a very cool idea
"Yes, Pietro it is I. I am hear to give you a message from Magneto" he said dramatically
"Cool! I knew dad hadn't forgotton me!" Pietro cried, unaware that Kurt was making a 'Loser' sign on his forehead in the cubical.
"Yes, Pietro, Magneto want you to steal all the cookies in the cafeteria" Kurt tried very hard not to laugh
"Huh? Why?"
"So that I can poison all the non-mutants! We will then go through all the files in the school and expel the X-men" Kurt truly hoped that Pietro was stupid enough to go through with this
"Great plan mystique!!" Pietro cried "But when I get the cookies, where do I leave them?"
"Um, outside, under the large tree in the dark corner" Kurt said
"I'm already gone!" and Pietro disappeared, leaving Kurt to worry about the voice modifier on his image inducer
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"So...you-you...Kissed Jean??" Kurt asked Scott. Scott noticed that his friend was getting strangely tearful
"Yeah, and it was great...although," Scott looked around "Between you and me, I think Jean needs a shave"
'I must not cry, I must not cry' Jean thought under the hologram
"And tonight I'll do all the things you suggested" Scott smiled
"NOOOO!!! LOVE MEEEEEEEE!!!" Kurt screamed and threw her arms around Scott.
A group of girls were walking past and noticed this.
"Gay" they agreed
"Kurt! What the hell are you doing??" Scott asked
"I love you-ou-ou!!" Kurt sobbed onto his shoulder
"What??????" Scott stood very, very still and hoped that this was a big joke on Kurt's part
"I thought you loved me-e-e!" Kurt continued crying
"Kurt, I'm - I'm very sorry but if you don't get your act together you are not going to ever stop these rumours that you're gay!" Scott hissed, then paled very slowly "You're...um...not REALLY attracted to me are you??" he squeaked
"Huh?" Kurt looked up and then realised what she was doing "Ohmagosh! I am so sorry Scott! I'll talk to you later bye!"
And then she ran off.
"Kurt's gonna kill me!" she cried
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Kurt was still hiding out in the men's bathroom. No matter how hard he hit it his voice modifier wouldn't come back on. He was going to have to fake a sore throat or pretend that he'd lost his voice. It did seem a little strange though that Jean could be normal all day and then suddenly loose her voice. Kurt could port home but he felt the need to stick around and make sure that Jean didn't mess up his life too much.
So with his mouth firmly shut, Jean left the boys bathroom
Unfortunatly lost of Jean's friend were standing outside
"Jean??" they exclaimed "What on Earth were you doing in the boys bathroom?"
Jean's eyes bulged but he couldn't say anything
"Jean? Hello!! We're talking to you!" A blond said to him
Jean still stood, perfectly silent
"So what, you're now ignoring us??" One of the girls cried angrily. Jean shook his head in terror
"So tell us! What were you doing in the guys bathroom?"
Jean still could say nothing
"Let's go" another girl said nastily "If she won't talk to us we won't talk to her!"
And they all flounced off
"Great" Kurt's voice sighed "Jean's gonna kill me"
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Scott sat in his lesson not really paying any attention at all to his teacher. He had too much to think about. He loved Jean, that he knew for sure but Kurt?? Kurt had a crush on him?? It just didn't seem to fit. Kurt was always such a ladies Man, and he loved it. Then again, Kurt hadn't had a lot of dates and he'd slowly stopped flirting with everyone (Except Kitty, and that would never stop)
Could it be that his friend, who he thought of as a little brother, could be ATTRACTED to him?? Of course Scott couldn't really blame him, but still! The very idea of it made Scott break out in a cold sweat.
Now Scott wasn't a homophobe but he'd shared way too much with his German friend for him to be comfortable with the idea that Kurt could want him. It just seemed...wrong.
The problem was that Scott knew how sensitive Kurt was and the last thing he wanted to do was hurt him. He'd have to think of a way to let his friend down very slowly without hurting him but he was planning to shower Jean with his love tonight. How would he be able to do them both together??
Suddenly! Inspirations!! Scott knew exactly what to do, and he even knew how he was going to pull it off! He'd have to time it right but Scott knew he'd be able to do this!! Absolutely nothing would go wrong tonight!
Except that the real Kurt had no idea what was going on
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It was Kurt's last period and she was glad that when she got home she'd be a girl once more. Besides, she couldn't wait until Scott showered her with devotion, even if he had given the first sample to his best friend (Jean honestly didn't think that she'd ever be able to forget that).
She relaxed in Kurt's lessons, she'd done them all before anyway. Kurt's social life may have been going down the drain but his academic one had never been better. Of course that would be little consolation when he discovered what Scott had planned for him.
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Jean, blissfully unaware, nearly fainted with relief when he saw Kitty walking towards him.
"Kitty!" Jean hissed with Kurt's voice
"Kurt?? I mean, Jean?? Oh whatever! What's happened to the voice modifier??" Kitty gasped
"It's broken!!" Kurt's voice said desperately
"Crap" Kitty squeaked
"Ja, crap" Kurt's voice in Jean's body agreed
"This is so totally bizarre" Kitty gasped wild eyed
"You're telling me" Kurt sighed
"Okay, don't talk for a bit" Kitty said simply "Although I know how hard that would be for you"
Jean glared at her for a long time. But when he opened his mouth to argue-
"ah! Ah! No talking!" Kitty teased him, "I'm going to enjoy this!!"
'Lord? Why do you make me suffer so?' Kurt sobbed inside his head
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I am so pissed at the mo!! It's damn lucky I always read my fics after I've uploaded them! The first THREE PAGES of the last chapter were cut off by Fan fiction. Net!! What I thought was unbelievable was that I got praising for it!! It was awful and made zero sense! Thank you to all the people who lied and said it was great though.
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Pietro was still standing by the sink as he listened to the girl who had obviously taken a wrong turn. From the sound of it she was very close to throwing up. Then as he listened, he heard her voice deepen and deepen until he recognised the voice of Kurt Wagner in the next stall.
"Oh Crap" The voice moaned
"Mystique?? What the hell are you doing here??" Pietro asked
"Oh Crap!" The voice swore
"Mystique?" Pietro asked
"Don't tell anyone I'm here you little squirt" Kurt said very seriously
"It is you!!" Pietro cried joyfully
Kurt resisted the urge to pummel Quicksilver for suggesting that he was anything like his mother. But then he had a very cool idea
"Yes, Pietro it is I. I am hear to give you a message from Magneto" he said dramatically
"Cool! I knew dad hadn't forgotton me!" Pietro cried, unaware that Kurt was making a 'Loser' sign on his forehead in the cubical.
"Yes, Pietro, Magneto want you to steal all the cookies in the cafeteria" Kurt tried very hard not to laugh
"Huh? Why?"
"So that I can poison all the non-mutants! We will then go through all the files in the school and expel the X-men" Kurt truly hoped that Pietro was stupid enough to go through with this
"Great plan mystique!!" Pietro cried "But when I get the cookies, where do I leave them?"
"Um, outside, under the large tree in the dark corner" Kurt said
"I'm already gone!" and Pietro disappeared, leaving Kurt to worry about the voice modifier on his image inducer
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"So...you-you...Kissed Jean??" Kurt asked Scott. Scott noticed that his friend was getting strangely tearful
"Yeah, and it was great...although," Scott looked around "Between you and me, I think Jean needs a shave"
'I must not cry, I must not cry' Jean thought under the hologram
"And tonight I'll do all the things you suggested" Scott smiled
"NOOOO!!! LOVE MEEEEEEEE!!!" Kurt screamed and threw her arms around Scott.
A group of girls were walking past and noticed this.
"Gay" they agreed
"Kurt! What the hell are you doing??" Scott asked
"I love you-ou-ou!!" Kurt sobbed onto his shoulder
"What??????" Scott stood very, very still and hoped that this was a big joke on Kurt's part
"I thought you loved me-e-e!" Kurt continued crying
"Kurt, I'm - I'm very sorry but if you don't get your act together you are not going to ever stop these rumours that you're gay!" Scott hissed, then paled very slowly "You're...um...not REALLY attracted to me are you??" he squeaked
"Huh?" Kurt looked up and then realised what she was doing "Ohmagosh! I am so sorry Scott! I'll talk to you later bye!"
And then she ran off.
"Kurt's gonna kill me!" she cried
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Kurt was still hiding out in the men's bathroom. No matter how hard he hit it his voice modifier wouldn't come back on. He was going to have to fake a sore throat or pretend that he'd lost his voice. It did seem a little strange though that Jean could be normal all day and then suddenly loose her voice. Kurt could port home but he felt the need to stick around and make sure that Jean didn't mess up his life too much.
So with his mouth firmly shut, Jean left the boys bathroom
Unfortunatly lost of Jean's friend were standing outside
"Jean??" they exclaimed "What on Earth were you doing in the boys bathroom?"
Jean's eyes bulged but he couldn't say anything
"Jean? Hello!! We're talking to you!" A blond said to him
Jean still stood, perfectly silent
"So what, you're now ignoring us??" One of the girls cried angrily. Jean shook his head in terror
"So tell us! What were you doing in the guys bathroom?"
Jean still could say nothing
"Let's go" another girl said nastily "If she won't talk to us we won't talk to her!"
And they all flounced off
"Great" Kurt's voice sighed "Jean's gonna kill me"
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Scott sat in his lesson not really paying any attention at all to his teacher. He had too much to think about. He loved Jean, that he knew for sure but Kurt?? Kurt had a crush on him?? It just didn't seem to fit. Kurt was always such a ladies Man, and he loved it. Then again, Kurt hadn't had a lot of dates and he'd slowly stopped flirting with everyone (Except Kitty, and that would never stop)
Could it be that his friend, who he thought of as a little brother, could be ATTRACTED to him?? Of course Scott couldn't really blame him, but still! The very idea of it made Scott break out in a cold sweat.
Now Scott wasn't a homophobe but he'd shared way too much with his German friend for him to be comfortable with the idea that Kurt could want him. It just seemed...wrong.
The problem was that Scott knew how sensitive Kurt was and the last thing he wanted to do was hurt him. He'd have to think of a way to let his friend down very slowly without hurting him but he was planning to shower Jean with his love tonight. How would he be able to do them both together??
Suddenly! Inspirations!! Scott knew exactly what to do, and he even knew how he was going to pull it off! He'd have to time it right but Scott knew he'd be able to do this!! Absolutely nothing would go wrong tonight!
Except that the real Kurt had no idea what was going on
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It was Kurt's last period and she was glad that when she got home she'd be a girl once more. Besides, she couldn't wait until Scott showered her with devotion, even if he had given the first sample to his best friend (Jean honestly didn't think that she'd ever be able to forget that).
She relaxed in Kurt's lessons, she'd done them all before anyway. Kurt's social life may have been going down the drain but his academic one had never been better. Of course that would be little consolation when he discovered what Scott had planned for him.
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Jean, blissfully unaware, nearly fainted with relief when he saw Kitty walking towards him.
"Kitty!" Jean hissed with Kurt's voice
"Kurt?? I mean, Jean?? Oh whatever! What's happened to the voice modifier??" Kitty gasped
"It's broken!!" Kurt's voice said desperately
"Crap" Kitty squeaked
"Ja, crap" Kurt's voice in Jean's body agreed
"This is so totally bizarre" Kitty gasped wild eyed
"You're telling me" Kurt sighed
"Okay, don't talk for a bit" Kitty said simply "Although I know how hard that would be for you"
Jean glared at her for a long time. But when he opened his mouth to argue-
"ah! Ah! No talking!" Kitty teased him, "I'm going to enjoy this!!"
'Lord? Why do you make me suffer so?' Kurt sobbed inside his head
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I am so pissed at the mo!! It's damn lucky I always read my fics after I've uploaded them! The first THREE PAGES of the last chapter were cut off by Fan fiction. Net!! What I thought was unbelievable was that I got praising for it!! It was awful and made zero sense! Thank you to all the people who lied and said it was great though.
