Disclaimer: Don't own Star Trek. Don't like this "song". But It was demanded. So if you don't like it, blame i_am_bug, Roddenberry or Paramount.

Rudolf?

Warfy the red nosed reindeer (Klingon)

Had a very shiney nose (Like a lightbulb)

And if you ever saw it (phasered him)

You would even say it glowed (Like a photon torpedo)

All of the other reindeer (Klingons)

Used to laugh and call him names (Like Tiberius)

They never let poor Sulu (Warfy!)

Join in any phaser games (Like Kill the Alien)

Then one soggy Christmas eve,

Santa came to say (Fire at will)

Klingon there, with zit so bright,

Guide my huge Star Ship tonight.

Then all the Klingons loved him (Whoohoo)

And they shouted out with glee (Sexy!)

Warfy, you red nosed reindeer (Klingon)

You'll go down in history (Just like Leonard Ni-moy (Spock!))