A/N: Okay people again I apologize for the last chapter. Like I said earlier I just needed some magical insanity to tie things back together. So every body is normal now, Tea/Anzu is in severe pain and Mokuba's now back into the action.Think about it this way, Mokuba hardly gets to ever spend time with his big brother because he's always at work and now that Serenity's in the scene, even less right? So here goes
WAAAAAITTTT
I'd like to thank you the reviewers first!! 78 reviews I didn't think I could make it this far but yay!! LoL i can't believe you guys actually read the random pieces of insanity my mind comes up with.
Disclaimer: No I do not own YGO :'( And I don't own card captor sakura either.. you'll find out why
Chapter ten - The wrath of Mokuba (a.k.a why Seto couldn't keep a girlfriend)
Last time I went crazy and killed the plot. Now Mokuba's back and wants to eliminate Serenity, just how far will he go?
"Big brother, why is Serenity in your lap?"
"Mokuba, when a young man and a young woman meet-" Seto started.
"I know about sex, I'm fricken eleven! Why is Serenity Wheeler on your lap."
"Because she's my girlfriend."
"WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? IS THIS WHY YOU SENT ME AWAY??"
He huffed and slammed the door, tears clouding his vision. Mokuba ran back to his room, plopped on the bed and started to think up plan after plan to save his big brother.
******In Seto's Room*******
"Seto maybe you should go comfort Mokuba, he seemed slightly upset."
"No, he needs to cool down, it's best not to bother a Kaiba for at least twenty four hours."
"Well if your sure, Hmm Seto?"
"Yea?"
"Why won't you let go?"
"What's the big hurry?"
He kissed her once square on the mouth before letting her go free and returning back to her work.
She laughed lightly before walking out and starting on her own work.
Seto sat contentedly on his own desk, he had Mokuba and Serenity, his business was still pumping in lots of money, his life was in place for once.
*************
Tip toeing discreetly through the extended hallways of the enormous mansion Mokuba had paused at Serenity's door.
'She's living here now,' he puzzled.
He knocked softly on the door.
Serenity looked up at him and smiled.
"Come in, can I help you with something, or were you just here to talk?"
Mokuba just shook his head.
"It's nothing. Big brother just wanted me to give you this."
He held out a 15 inch blue sea horse plushie, it was some what ragged and had lost it's eye. (1)
"Oh how cute." Serenity placed it on top of all her pillows.
"Cute? But he's a grown man with a toy sea horse. He sleeps with it every night you know, nobody ever notices, he hides it under the bed."
Serenity laughed lightly. "Everyone needs a guilty pleasure. Joey sucked on his thumb till he was thirteen." She then winked at him. "Don't tell your brother though, you know he gets when it comes to my brother."
"I see."
"Mokuba, does Seto know that Ocean isn't safely tucked under the bed."
He shook his head. "I just wanted to show you what you were getting yourself into."
She nodded. "I'll put her back for you."
"Him," he corrected.
She laughed before heading towards Seto's room. She open the door and closed it before it swung open again. Kaiba walked in and smirked.
"Haven't had enough?"
"You Kaiba's think an awful lot of yourselves don't you?"
"And why shouldn't we?"
He took her into his arms once more before kissing her on the cheek.
"Any ways, I was in here because I found something that belongs to you." She held out the tiny sea horse for him to see.
His eyes narrowed. "And where did you find this?" He quickly snatched it up.
"My aren't we protective? Mokuba showed him to me."
He sighed, "Well now you know. If you really love me, you have to love Ocean too, I won't give him up for anybody."
"I love you, Ocean and all." She pulled in for another kiss.
Hidden in the hallway, Mokuba peeked into the room.
'Darn her,' thought. "We'll see how Miss Wheeler handles a sugar high Seto," he muttered under his breath.
The small child crept into the kitchen, the servants were starting on dinner. He found a sack of super sugar and put ten spoonfuls into his brothers coffee mug. The maids saw him but they weren't ready to pick a fight with the young Kaiba.
Mokuba helped the maids set the table for dinner, they were delighted because they were always short on staff, especially since Seto Kaiba hated things being tardy.
Seto finally did come down to dinner, actually he was chasing a certain brown haired girl who happened to have a certain sea horse clutched to her chest. They circled the enormous table twice before Seto finally did catch her, she took him down with him and he started to attack her sides before she finally handed over the sea horse.
Unknown to the two of them Mokuba was shooting dirty looks at the young girl. If looks could kill, Serenity would probably be better off in the eighteenth level of hell. (2)
The two of them eventually calmed and took there seats at the table. Seto finally directed his attention to his little brother.
"Mokuba you never did tell us why you left camp early."
"Well you see the camp has this rule about sweets, you only get so much everyday. So any ways, I shared what 'little' I brought with the whole camp. I divided it all among them equally. One day we had a party and well, I guess the boys ate to much. Some of them were climbing roofs, others were falling out of there row boats and some kids were playing with the archery equipment. None of them could shoot very far in there sugar drunk state but one guy who was super strong actually shot a direct one and it kind of landed in the counselors... well you know. And some of the other counselors suffered from bite marks, apparently some of the kids thought they were the Pillsbury dough boy and none of them left unscathed so here I am." Mokuba smiled brightly at his big brother.
Seto raised his eyes in suspicion. "I thought I checked all your suit cases for candy."
"I had it delivered. You give me an allowance of 5000 yen every week, what am I suppose to do with it all?"
"Oh Serenity I have something to show you." He reached into his pocket and produced an envelope for her.
She opened it, inside revealed glossy photos. At first she just stared, and then her eyes widened and then she bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter as she shuffled through them.
Out of curiosity the elder Kaiba peered at the photos in her hand. He instantly shredded them but she fell out of her chair laughing.
In all her life Serenity had never seen anything more hysterical then Seto Kaiba in a clown outfit, complete with a curly red wig and a large pink nose, his face painted and adorned to his feet were large floppy shoes. He was wearing a bright colorful outfit with pom poms all over the front, the fabric was striped red and yellow. There were shots of him attempting to tie up balloons which resulted in them popping, him juggling pies which resulted in whipped cream all over his wig and hair and her personal favorite, Kaiba trying to ride a tiny tricycle with his floppy shoes which resulted in him falling into the sand box and eating unknown amounts of sand.
Kaiba angrily darted his eyes towards Mokuba, his girlfriend couldn't stop laughing.
"I thought I burned all of those."
"Are you kidding I made fifty copies."
He sulked darkly in his chair while his girlfriend laughed for another five minutes. She calmed down and sat back on her chair, occasionally giggling.
"Would you like to explain, or better yet Mokuba would you like too?"
Mokuba cheerfully piped in.
"It was my eight birthday and big brother let me have a birthday party. The clowns bailed and there had to be entertainment so Seto, being the best big brother in the world did it.
"That was very sweet of him."
Serenity then kissed the sulking brunette on the cheek. "Sorry I laughed."
He turned away finding his coffee mug to be very interesting.
Mokuba looked at him anxiously, he had downed the entire cup of coffee and helped himself to more. Why had the sugar not taken any effect? He didn't have to worry long because by the time dessert was placed on the table, Seto Kaiba seemed to have adapted to his sugar high personality.
Standing on top of the table, he was taking enormous bites out of his cakies. He had started to dance slowly, he swayed his hips and smirked at Serenity. Reaching slowly down for a long piece of french bread, he snapped his body back up. Using the bread as a microphone he took a deep breath and started to sing the lyrics to I am a dreamer (card captor Sakura).
He gasped. "The sweet card!"
He then took off chasing after a mosquito that had somehow snuck into the mansion. He jumped off the table and ran through the living room, turning over a coffee table and sending pillows hurtling in every direction. Eventually he cornered the bug into the wall and shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Sweet card! Return to your power confined." He did a kung fu kick and smashed the bug into the wall. Flushed with triumph he took a bite of out his bread and started to ram his head into the scattered pillows. He zoomed around the house, Serenity and Mokuba started to chase after him.
"What's wrong with him?" Serenity asked in concern.
"Big brother just gets that way when he's had to much coffee. He's like that a lot." Mokuba lied, hoping to scare the girl off.
Seto was now running towards them, Mokuba and Serenity took off running for their lives. His eyes were blood shot and he stumbled but still, his long legs kept pace with them and he lifted the petite girl in his arms and hoisted her onto his shoulders. Carrying Serenity on piggy back he began to run around.
"Come on Meilin we have to go find Shalon and seal more cards."
Serenity just sweat dropped. She wiggled and squirmed on his shoulders but he kept a firm grip on her. She managed to shake him off by jumping onto the couch. The sugar high boy kept running.
By now Serenity had a huge headache, one can only take so much shojo lyrics in one day. She placed a large slab of chocolate cake in front of an open closet door and the boy came crashing through the room only to spot it. He ran for the cake and once he was securely in the closet happily munching on the sugary substance Serenity slammed the door and locked it. That was followed by excess pounding and sure enough his arms broke through the oak door. He unlocked the door and started tackling inanimate objects. He had thrown open closet doors and soon found a box of wigs. He was especially partial to a long white one. He quickly caught up with Mokuba and Serenity.
"Guess who I am, guess who I am. He grinned at Mokuba and purred out "ah young Mokuba. I'm a flamboyant old pervert who likes to drink lots of wine and read comics. Guess? Guess? He wriggled his eye brows.
The insanity continued for quite some time. Serenity and Mokuba locked themselves into her room there backs leaning against the door. Mokuba had a baseball bat in his hand and Serenity had a large pot. Occasional crashing could be heard beneath them and eventually he ran out of energy and passed out on the floor.
Notes
1. Very interesting thing, Kaiba's Chinese name means sea horse I thought I'd share that with you all.
2. In Chinese religion when you die you either go up to the sky or hell. They say that there are eighteen levels one being the best and eighteen being the worse. In this world you can only remember the horrible things in life so yea that's pretty interesting too.
A/N: Sorry about the Kaiba torture, I would make it longer but I'm running out of time. See you all next week hopefully, R + R :D
WAAAAAITTTT
I'd like to thank you the reviewers first!! 78 reviews I didn't think I could make it this far but yay!! LoL i can't believe you guys actually read the random pieces of insanity my mind comes up with.
Disclaimer: No I do not own YGO :'( And I don't own card captor sakura either.. you'll find out why
Chapter ten - The wrath of Mokuba (a.k.a why Seto couldn't keep a girlfriend)
Last time I went crazy and killed the plot. Now Mokuba's back and wants to eliminate Serenity, just how far will he go?
"Big brother, why is Serenity in your lap?"
"Mokuba, when a young man and a young woman meet-" Seto started.
"I know about sex, I'm fricken eleven! Why is Serenity Wheeler on your lap."
"Because she's my girlfriend."
"WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? IS THIS WHY YOU SENT ME AWAY??"
He huffed and slammed the door, tears clouding his vision. Mokuba ran back to his room, plopped on the bed and started to think up plan after plan to save his big brother.
******In Seto's Room*******
"Seto maybe you should go comfort Mokuba, he seemed slightly upset."
"No, he needs to cool down, it's best not to bother a Kaiba for at least twenty four hours."
"Well if your sure, Hmm Seto?"
"Yea?"
"Why won't you let go?"
"What's the big hurry?"
He kissed her once square on the mouth before letting her go free and returning back to her work.
She laughed lightly before walking out and starting on her own work.
Seto sat contentedly on his own desk, he had Mokuba and Serenity, his business was still pumping in lots of money, his life was in place for once.
*************
Tip toeing discreetly through the extended hallways of the enormous mansion Mokuba had paused at Serenity's door.
'She's living here now,' he puzzled.
He knocked softly on the door.
Serenity looked up at him and smiled.
"Come in, can I help you with something, or were you just here to talk?"
Mokuba just shook his head.
"It's nothing. Big brother just wanted me to give you this."
He held out a 15 inch blue sea horse plushie, it was some what ragged and had lost it's eye. (1)
"Oh how cute." Serenity placed it on top of all her pillows.
"Cute? But he's a grown man with a toy sea horse. He sleeps with it every night you know, nobody ever notices, he hides it under the bed."
Serenity laughed lightly. "Everyone needs a guilty pleasure. Joey sucked on his thumb till he was thirteen." She then winked at him. "Don't tell your brother though, you know he gets when it comes to my brother."
"I see."
"Mokuba, does Seto know that Ocean isn't safely tucked under the bed."
He shook his head. "I just wanted to show you what you were getting yourself into."
She nodded. "I'll put her back for you."
"Him," he corrected.
She laughed before heading towards Seto's room. She open the door and closed it before it swung open again. Kaiba walked in and smirked.
"Haven't had enough?"
"You Kaiba's think an awful lot of yourselves don't you?"
"And why shouldn't we?"
He took her into his arms once more before kissing her on the cheek.
"Any ways, I was in here because I found something that belongs to you." She held out the tiny sea horse for him to see.
His eyes narrowed. "And where did you find this?" He quickly snatched it up.
"My aren't we protective? Mokuba showed him to me."
He sighed, "Well now you know. If you really love me, you have to love Ocean too, I won't give him up for anybody."
"I love you, Ocean and all." She pulled in for another kiss.
Hidden in the hallway, Mokuba peeked into the room.
'Darn her,' thought. "We'll see how Miss Wheeler handles a sugar high Seto," he muttered under his breath.
The small child crept into the kitchen, the servants were starting on dinner. He found a sack of super sugar and put ten spoonfuls into his brothers coffee mug. The maids saw him but they weren't ready to pick a fight with the young Kaiba.
Mokuba helped the maids set the table for dinner, they were delighted because they were always short on staff, especially since Seto Kaiba hated things being tardy.
Seto finally did come down to dinner, actually he was chasing a certain brown haired girl who happened to have a certain sea horse clutched to her chest. They circled the enormous table twice before Seto finally did catch her, she took him down with him and he started to attack her sides before she finally handed over the sea horse.
Unknown to the two of them Mokuba was shooting dirty looks at the young girl. If looks could kill, Serenity would probably be better off in the eighteenth level of hell. (2)
The two of them eventually calmed and took there seats at the table. Seto finally directed his attention to his little brother.
"Mokuba you never did tell us why you left camp early."
"Well you see the camp has this rule about sweets, you only get so much everyday. So any ways, I shared what 'little' I brought with the whole camp. I divided it all among them equally. One day we had a party and well, I guess the boys ate to much. Some of them were climbing roofs, others were falling out of there row boats and some kids were playing with the archery equipment. None of them could shoot very far in there sugar drunk state but one guy who was super strong actually shot a direct one and it kind of landed in the counselors... well you know. And some of the other counselors suffered from bite marks, apparently some of the kids thought they were the Pillsbury dough boy and none of them left unscathed so here I am." Mokuba smiled brightly at his big brother.
Seto raised his eyes in suspicion. "I thought I checked all your suit cases for candy."
"I had it delivered. You give me an allowance of 5000 yen every week, what am I suppose to do with it all?"
"Oh Serenity I have something to show you." He reached into his pocket and produced an envelope for her.
She opened it, inside revealed glossy photos. At first she just stared, and then her eyes widened and then she bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter as she shuffled through them.
Out of curiosity the elder Kaiba peered at the photos in her hand. He instantly shredded them but she fell out of her chair laughing.
In all her life Serenity had never seen anything more hysterical then Seto Kaiba in a clown outfit, complete with a curly red wig and a large pink nose, his face painted and adorned to his feet were large floppy shoes. He was wearing a bright colorful outfit with pom poms all over the front, the fabric was striped red and yellow. There were shots of him attempting to tie up balloons which resulted in them popping, him juggling pies which resulted in whipped cream all over his wig and hair and her personal favorite, Kaiba trying to ride a tiny tricycle with his floppy shoes which resulted in him falling into the sand box and eating unknown amounts of sand.
Kaiba angrily darted his eyes towards Mokuba, his girlfriend couldn't stop laughing.
"I thought I burned all of those."
"Are you kidding I made fifty copies."
He sulked darkly in his chair while his girlfriend laughed for another five minutes. She calmed down and sat back on her chair, occasionally giggling.
"Would you like to explain, or better yet Mokuba would you like too?"
Mokuba cheerfully piped in.
"It was my eight birthday and big brother let me have a birthday party. The clowns bailed and there had to be entertainment so Seto, being the best big brother in the world did it.
"That was very sweet of him."
Serenity then kissed the sulking brunette on the cheek. "Sorry I laughed."
He turned away finding his coffee mug to be very interesting.
Mokuba looked at him anxiously, he had downed the entire cup of coffee and helped himself to more. Why had the sugar not taken any effect? He didn't have to worry long because by the time dessert was placed on the table, Seto Kaiba seemed to have adapted to his sugar high personality.
Standing on top of the table, he was taking enormous bites out of his cakies. He had started to dance slowly, he swayed his hips and smirked at Serenity. Reaching slowly down for a long piece of french bread, he snapped his body back up. Using the bread as a microphone he took a deep breath and started to sing the lyrics to I am a dreamer (card captor Sakura).
He gasped. "The sweet card!"
He then took off chasing after a mosquito that had somehow snuck into the mansion. He jumped off the table and ran through the living room, turning over a coffee table and sending pillows hurtling in every direction. Eventually he cornered the bug into the wall and shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Sweet card! Return to your power confined." He did a kung fu kick and smashed the bug into the wall. Flushed with triumph he took a bite of out his bread and started to ram his head into the scattered pillows. He zoomed around the house, Serenity and Mokuba started to chase after him.
"What's wrong with him?" Serenity asked in concern.
"Big brother just gets that way when he's had to much coffee. He's like that a lot." Mokuba lied, hoping to scare the girl off.
Seto was now running towards them, Mokuba and Serenity took off running for their lives. His eyes were blood shot and he stumbled but still, his long legs kept pace with them and he lifted the petite girl in his arms and hoisted her onto his shoulders. Carrying Serenity on piggy back he began to run around.
"Come on Meilin we have to go find Shalon and seal more cards."
Serenity just sweat dropped. She wiggled and squirmed on his shoulders but he kept a firm grip on her. She managed to shake him off by jumping onto the couch. The sugar high boy kept running.
By now Serenity had a huge headache, one can only take so much shojo lyrics in one day. She placed a large slab of chocolate cake in front of an open closet door and the boy came crashing through the room only to spot it. He ran for the cake and once he was securely in the closet happily munching on the sugary substance Serenity slammed the door and locked it. That was followed by excess pounding and sure enough his arms broke through the oak door. He unlocked the door and started tackling inanimate objects. He had thrown open closet doors and soon found a box of wigs. He was especially partial to a long white one. He quickly caught up with Mokuba and Serenity.
"Guess who I am, guess who I am. He grinned at Mokuba and purred out "ah young Mokuba. I'm a flamboyant old pervert who likes to drink lots of wine and read comics. Guess? Guess? He wriggled his eye brows.
The insanity continued for quite some time. Serenity and Mokuba locked themselves into her room there backs leaning against the door. Mokuba had a baseball bat in his hand and Serenity had a large pot. Occasional crashing could be heard beneath them and eventually he ran out of energy and passed out on the floor.
Notes
1. Very interesting thing, Kaiba's Chinese name means sea horse I thought I'd share that with you all.
2. In Chinese religion when you die you either go up to the sky or hell. They say that there are eighteen levels one being the best and eighteen being the worse. In this world you can only remember the horrible things in life so yea that's pretty interesting too.
A/N: Sorry about the Kaiba torture, I would make it longer but I'm running out of time. See you all next week hopefully, R + R :D
