Title: The Not-so-Clever Play on Words
By: Queen-of-Sporks and Lloth
A/N: We were really.. REALLY bored and so we thought of this slightly humorous play on words using the X-Men's codenames. Hope you enjoy. Not entirely finished (we think.)
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:: BEAST is walking down the hall toward the library flanked by WOLVERINE and CYCLOPS::
BEAST - ::stops dead in tracks and strokes chin:: Indubitably.
NIGHTCRAWLER - ::crawling on the ceiling above looks quizzically down at BEAST::
Wow, that was out of the blue.
WOLVERINE - Pretty sharp, Elf.
CYCLOPS - I see.
::the PROFESSOR has heard and goes to BEAST::
PROFESSOR - ::pats BEAST's arm sympathetically:: That's okay, Hank. It is a nice
word. It kind of rolls off the tongue.
STORM - ::appears:: Shocking!
GAMBIT - ::walking by:: I wouldn't bet on it.
ROUGUE - ::following GAMBIT:: That just drained all the Prof's fun away.
ICEMAN - That's not cool.
PYRO - ::looking at himself in a mirror:: Damn, I'm hot!
MAGNETO - ::suddenly appearing:: I still think Charles has a magnetic personality.
JUBILEE - ::coming from the library:: And the sparks will fly. ::walks away::
COLOSSUS - :: pushes past JUBILEE:: I'm a Russian! I'm in a hurry!
APOCOLYPSE - ::taps on window:: Don't worry! It's not like it's the end of the world!
ARCHANGEL - ::zips by:: Red Bull gives you wings!
:: EVERYONE stares at JEAN::
JEAN - What?! It's not like I knew that was gonna happen.
LADY DEATHSTRIKE - ::also suddenly appearing *A/N: Anyone notice that that keeps
happening? Oh well*:: That was quite a cutting remark.
::JEAN glares at LADY DEATHSTRIKE and LADY DEATHSRTIKE glares back at JEAN::
SABRETOOTH - Ooooo. Catfight!
~*~
Done! For now! Yell us what you think and maybe we will cause our brains to think of some more retarded puns! Thanks again!
Lloth and The Spork Queen
By: Queen-of-Sporks and Lloth
A/N: We were really.. REALLY bored and so we thought of this slightly humorous play on words using the X-Men's codenames. Hope you enjoy. Not entirely finished (we think.)
~*~
:: BEAST is walking down the hall toward the library flanked by WOLVERINE and CYCLOPS::
BEAST - ::stops dead in tracks and strokes chin:: Indubitably.
NIGHTCRAWLER - ::crawling on the ceiling above looks quizzically down at BEAST::
Wow, that was out of the blue.
WOLVERINE - Pretty sharp, Elf.
CYCLOPS - I see.
::the PROFESSOR has heard and goes to BEAST::
PROFESSOR - ::pats BEAST's arm sympathetically:: That's okay, Hank. It is a nice
word. It kind of rolls off the tongue.
STORM - ::appears:: Shocking!
GAMBIT - ::walking by:: I wouldn't bet on it.
ROUGUE - ::following GAMBIT:: That just drained all the Prof's fun away.
ICEMAN - That's not cool.
PYRO - ::looking at himself in a mirror:: Damn, I'm hot!
MAGNETO - ::suddenly appearing:: I still think Charles has a magnetic personality.
JUBILEE - ::coming from the library:: And the sparks will fly. ::walks away::
COLOSSUS - :: pushes past JUBILEE:: I'm a Russian! I'm in a hurry!
APOCOLYPSE - ::taps on window:: Don't worry! It's not like it's the end of the world!
ARCHANGEL - ::zips by:: Red Bull gives you wings!
:: EVERYONE stares at JEAN::
JEAN - What?! It's not like I knew that was gonna happen.
LADY DEATHSTRIKE - ::also suddenly appearing *A/N: Anyone notice that that keeps
happening? Oh well*:: That was quite a cutting remark.
::JEAN glares at LADY DEATHSTRIKE and LADY DEATHSRTIKE glares back at JEAN::
SABRETOOTH - Ooooo. Catfight!
~*~
Done! For now! Yell us what you think and maybe we will cause our brains to think of some more retarded puns! Thanks again!
Lloth and The Spork Queen
