Title: The Not-so-Clever Play on Words

By: Queen-of-Sporks and Lloth

A/N: We were really.. REALLY bored and so we thought of this slightly humorous play on words using the X-Men's codenames. Hope you enjoy. Not entirely finished (we think.)

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:: BEAST is walking down the hall toward the library flanked by WOLVERINE and CYCLOPS::

BEAST - ::stops dead in tracks and strokes chin:: Indubitably.

NIGHTCRAWLER - ::crawling on the ceiling above looks quizzically down at BEAST::
Wow, that was out of the blue.

WOLVERINE - Pretty sharp, Elf.

CYCLOPS - I see.

::the PROFESSOR has heard and goes to BEAST::

PROFESSOR - ::pats BEAST's arm sympathetically:: That's okay, Hank. It is a nice
word. It kind of rolls off the tongue.

STORM - ::appears:: Shocking!

GAMBIT - ::walking by:: I wouldn't bet on it.

ROUGUE - ::following GAMBIT:: That just drained all the Prof's fun away.

ICEMAN - That's not cool.

PYRO - ::looking at himself in a mirror:: Damn, I'm hot!

MAGNETO - ::suddenly appearing:: I still think Charles has a magnetic personality.

JUBILEE - ::coming from the library:: And the sparks will fly. ::walks away::

COLOSSUS - :: pushes past JUBILEE:: I'm a Russian! I'm in a hurry!

APOCOLYPSE - ::taps on window:: Don't worry! It's not like it's the end of the world!

ARCHANGEL - ::zips by:: Red Bull gives you wings!

:: EVERYONE stares at JEAN::

JEAN - What?! It's not like I knew that was gonna happen.

LADY DEATHSTRIKE - ::also suddenly appearing *A/N: Anyone notice that that keeps
happening? Oh well*:: That was quite a cutting remark.

::JEAN glares at LADY DEATHSTRIKE and LADY DEATHSRTIKE glares back at JEAN::

SABRETOOTH - Ooooo. Catfight!

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Done! For now! Yell us what you think and maybe we will cause our brains to think of some more retarded puns! Thanks again!

Lloth and The Spork Queen