Link:The Sweet seems okay

Zelda: LiNk! CoMe HeRe

*link looks at zelda, shes dressed in a catwoman outfit (WAY 2 TIGHT) and a whip in her hand*

Zelda: Link you've been nauty

Link: 0_0 resist, resist, resist. *looks away and looks down at his tunic, the tag reads *VANISH PRODUCTS INC.*

Link: O GOD!

*suddenly the tunic and all the other clothes link is wearing disapers

Zelda: HAHAHAHA i barrowed this from the girl in the stall next to mine in the tanning salon*the wip is actually wonder womans whip, it raps around link and pulls him to her, the lasso's secret truth powser takes affect*

Link: ZELDA I LOVE YOU! *link shoves his hand over his face*

Link *thinks*: Damn i could go for some ducktape right about now

Zelda: I KNEW IT! *MAKEOUT (this is pg-13 so i didnt put detail in there)*

Link(after a long night): *goes over to the coseat* oh yeah i forgot i dont have any of my clothes

*pulls out a disco outfit*

link: this will have to do

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Zelda and link walk down the stairs

Me: SO DID YOU ENJOY YOUR ROOM :wink::wink:

Zedla: is there something wrong with your eye?

LInk: *DASHES FOR THE DOOR*

it locks

Link:*turns and stares at the hotel guy (me)

Me:*smiles*

Link: duck poo!(say it reali fast while holding your tonge)

just then ganon smashes through the wall

Zelda:wait i know who you are gimmie a second to think about it

Ganon: WAHHOOHAAAA!

Zelda: no its not WAHHOOHAAAA!

Ganon: *staring at zelda* anyways

Me: HAve you come for a room

Zelda: I GOT IT YOUR WILBER THE PIG FROM CHAROTTES WEB!

Ganon: NO IVE COME TO ROB YOU!~

Link: Ganon! *wispers to ganon* dont do it

Ganon: Why?

Link: Hes got the power

Me: *SMILES*

Ganon: Im sorry :(

Me: its ok ugly pig thingy

the wall fixes itself

Me: so ganon you want a room?

Ganon: Well...

peach walks by with a pink bakini on and a crown on and a big jewel on the top peace

Ganon: YES I WANT A ROOM

Me: ok heres your key

ganon: this isnt a key ITS A STICK OF DYNOMYTE

then ganon is zapped to a deserted island on the pacific

BOOM! pork butts fly everywere

back at the tanning salon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zelda: I GOT IT HE WAS BABE THE PIG IN THE BIG CITY!

Link: yes, yes he was

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should i contine? eyes the review button