Link:The Sweet seems okay
Zelda: LiNk! CoMe HeRe
*link looks at zelda, shes dressed in a catwoman outfit (WAY 2 TIGHT) and a whip in her hand*
Zelda: Link you've been nauty
Link: 0_0 resist, resist, resist. *looks away and looks down at his tunic, the tag reads *VANISH PRODUCTS INC.*
Link: O GOD!
*suddenly the tunic and all the other clothes link is wearing disapers
Zelda: HAHAHAHA i barrowed this from the girl in the stall next to mine in the tanning salon*the wip is actually wonder womans whip, it raps around link and pulls him to her, the lasso's secret truth powser takes affect*
Link: ZELDA I LOVE YOU! *link shoves his hand over his face*
Link *thinks*: Damn i could go for some ducktape right about now
Zelda: I KNEW IT! *MAKEOUT (this is pg-13 so i didnt put detail in there)*
Link(after a long night): *goes over to the coseat* oh yeah i forgot i dont have any of my clothes
*pulls out a disco outfit*
link: this will have to do
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Zelda and link walk down the stairs
Me: SO DID YOU ENJOY YOUR ROOM :wink::wink:
Zedla: is there something wrong with your eye?
LInk: *DASHES FOR THE DOOR*
it locks
Link:*turns and stares at the hotel guy (me)
Me:*smiles*
Link: duck poo!(say it reali fast while holding your tonge)
just then ganon smashes through the wall
Zelda:wait i know who you are gimmie a second to think about it
Ganon: WAHHOOHAAAA!
Zelda: no its not WAHHOOHAAAA!
Ganon: *staring at zelda* anyways
Me: HAve you come for a room
Zelda: I GOT IT YOUR WILBER THE PIG FROM CHAROTTES WEB!
Ganon: NO IVE COME TO ROB YOU!~
Link: Ganon! *wispers to ganon* dont do it
Ganon: Why?
Link: Hes got the power
Me: *SMILES*
Ganon: Im sorry :(
Me: its ok ugly pig thingy
the wall fixes itself
Me: so ganon you want a room?
Ganon: Well...
peach walks by with a pink bakini on and a crown on and a big jewel on the top peace
Ganon: YES I WANT A ROOM
Me: ok heres your key
ganon: this isnt a key ITS A STICK OF DYNOMYTE
then ganon is zapped to a deserted island on the pacific
BOOM! pork butts fly everywere
back at the tanning salon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: I GOT IT HE WAS BABE THE PIG IN THE BIG CITY!
Link: yes, yes he was
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Zelda: LiNk! CoMe HeRe
*link looks at zelda, shes dressed in a catwoman outfit (WAY 2 TIGHT) and a whip in her hand*
Zelda: Link you've been nauty
Link: 0_0 resist, resist, resist. *looks away and looks down at his tunic, the tag reads *VANISH PRODUCTS INC.*
Link: O GOD!
*suddenly the tunic and all the other clothes link is wearing disapers
Zelda: HAHAHAHA i barrowed this from the girl in the stall next to mine in the tanning salon*the wip is actually wonder womans whip, it raps around link and pulls him to her, the lasso's secret truth powser takes affect*
Link: ZELDA I LOVE YOU! *link shoves his hand over his face*
Link *thinks*: Damn i could go for some ducktape right about now
Zelda: I KNEW IT! *MAKEOUT (this is pg-13 so i didnt put detail in there)*
Link(after a long night): *goes over to the coseat* oh yeah i forgot i dont have any of my clothes
*pulls out a disco outfit*
link: this will have to do
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~LATER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Zelda and link walk down the stairs
Me: SO DID YOU ENJOY YOUR ROOM :wink::wink:
Zedla: is there something wrong with your eye?
LInk: *DASHES FOR THE DOOR*
it locks
Link:*turns and stares at the hotel guy (me)
Me:*smiles*
Link: duck poo!(say it reali fast while holding your tonge)
just then ganon smashes through the wall
Zelda:wait i know who you are gimmie a second to think about it
Ganon: WAHHOOHAAAA!
Zelda: no its not WAHHOOHAAAA!
Ganon: *staring at zelda* anyways
Me: HAve you come for a room
Zelda: I GOT IT YOUR WILBER THE PIG FROM CHAROTTES WEB!
Ganon: NO IVE COME TO ROB YOU!~
Link: Ganon! *wispers to ganon* dont do it
Ganon: Why?
Link: Hes got the power
Me: *SMILES*
Ganon: Im sorry :(
Me: its ok ugly pig thingy
the wall fixes itself
Me: so ganon you want a room?
Ganon: Well...
peach walks by with a pink bakini on and a crown on and a big jewel on the top peace
Ganon: YES I WANT A ROOM
Me: ok heres your key
ganon: this isnt a key ITS A STICK OF DYNOMYTE
then ganon is zapped to a deserted island on the pacific
BOOM! pork butts fly everywere
back at the tanning salon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: I GOT IT HE WAS BABE THE PIG IN THE BIG CITY!
Link: yes, yes he was
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