Just when you think it's safe

By Ranie

((I no own GnE but I own Lor hehe :) plz RnR))

Chaper1: Trees, Butter and Punks

"GUESS WHAT!!" Billy screamed running around both Grim and Mandy.

"I hate guessing games" Grim said frowning and his arms drooping.

"My cousin is coming!" Billy smiled victoriously and giggled while he ran into a tree.

The tree shook and Billy was covered in a few leaves but seemed un harmed. Mandy rolled her eyes and went to his side if only to see if the tree had been given any damage.

"So we have to put up wid another moron like Billy?" Grim asked crossing his arms over his bony chest and glancing at the blond.

"No Billy's cousin is a very cool person nothing like Billy. She has an IQ higher then a pile of cow crap for a start"

Grim thought this over maybe this new 'child' would be more interesting then monotone Mandy and blockhead Billy. He smiled at the thought of someone else to talk to it had been so long since he had the pleasure of an intelligent un spite full conversation.

"So how old are day?" He asked.

"15" Mandy replied watching Billy roll in the leaves giggling madly to himself.

"Ignorance MUST be bliss" Many added.

"Some one nearer my age den" He thought for awhile.

"Well more then you two anyway" he coughed a little.

"Heheheh they comes from England!" Billy stated with his finger pointing into the sky.

"All they way up there"

"England is on the SAME planet you moron" Mandy sighed and looked up at Grim.

"Ah yes England I did some mighty fine work there once. The Black Death was a hard one to pull off put I have de class!" Grim beamed.

"Hay an ego is a dangerous thing to feed bone head"

"Oh shut up you! So when do day get here?" He asked looking back down at Billy.

"Heheh in about an hour!" Billy smiled blankly while scratching his behind.

~~~~~~ an hour later ~~~~~~~

"Grim no offence but I don't think you shouldn't be here" Mandy said and frowned at Billy.

Billy was eating a tub of butter using his fingers witch as she recalled had been used to pick his nose only a few minutes ago. The three were standing outside the house and sitting on the curb well Billy was the other two stood.

"Why will day be scared?" He asked puzzled.

"No but her parents will be"

Grim's jaw dropped as he gazed off into the road. He picked up the lose part of his face and fixed it back on.

"You never told me dat Billy's cousin was a girl!" He pouted if that was possible.

"You never asked" Mandy shoot back then added.

"Why do you care?"

"Well I .. uh.. need to look me best for da ladies" Grim said and smoothly leaned on the fence.

Mandy smirked as Grim fell backwards landing in the flowerbed.

"Yeah real cool Grim. She'll never be able to resist you"

"Uh guys.. I feel sick" Billy turned an odd shade of green from his butter conquest.

Grim dusted himself down and stood up. Just then a Taxi pulled up and the driver got out.

"I guess her parents were smart. They didn't come"

Out stepped a teenager. She wasn't fat nor thin just in between you could say. She had long dark almost black hair she wore thin rimmed glasses nothing like Billy's friends specs. She wore a long baggy black T-shirt and long baggy jeans with a lot of chains hanging out of them. Around her neck was a spiky dog collar similar ones around each wrist.

Her brown eyes looked around and then she smiled.

"Billy!" she called and ran to her younger cousin and hugged him.

"LOR!" He giggled and hugged back.

Lor let go of her cousin and brushed the butter off her arm that he'd lovingly left. She looked down to Mandy and up at Grim who seemed to have gone off into a daze.

"Hay Mandy who's your friend?" She asked.

"Oh that's Grim we tricked him into being our best friend forever" Mandy explained.

"Oh cool Hi Grim I'm Lor" she held out her hand to him.

"Pleasure to meet you my dear" he shook her hand and grinned.

~~~~~ MORE TO COME ~~~~~~~