Ok so I guess I am gonna keep going because I want to and the FEW of you who want me to so .... yeah heres chapter 7. Oh yeah and if you have any questions or you think I should change something feel free to tell me!
~*~*~*~*~CHAPTER 7: TORTUGA~*~*~*~*~
Jack, Will, and our two 'easely amused' girls walked down a street of Tortuga that was filled with prostitutes, drunk old men, and pirates. Jack said something about how if every town was like Tortuga no man would ever feel unwanted. Then a woman ( probably a prostitute )
walked up to Jack
Jack: Scarlett!
*SLAP*
and she stormed off
Stella: Strike one!
Jack: Not quite sure I diserved that
Samantha: Uh huh that's what they all say
another prostitute walks up to Jack
Jack: Giselle! (A/N I think that's how you spell it)
Giselle: Who's she?
Before Jack has a chance to think about the question
*SLAP*
Stella: Strike two!
Jack: I may have diserved that one
Will just kind of nods like 'right'
Samantha: Ok can we go see the pig dude now?
Jack: Gibbs?
Samantha: Yeah that dude
Will: What's a dude?
Stella: Poor boy, you couldn't last a day in California
she said it in a fake english accent
Samantha: Where did that come from?
Stella: I was going for the theatrical moment
Samantha: Oh ok? Do you even know what that word means?
Stella: Yes
Samantha: Ok whatever
~IN DA PIG BARN~
Jack grabs a bucket of water and throws it on Mr. Gibbs
Gibbs: Curse ya for breathin, ya slack jawed idiot!
*relizes it's Jack*
Gibbs: Mothers love! Jack! You should know better then to wake a man when he's sleepin. 'S bad luck
Jack: Fortunatly I know how to counter it
Then Will throws another bucket of water on Gibbs
Gibb: Blast! I'm already awake!
Will: That was for the smell
Stella: You can say that again
Will: That was for the smell
Stella looks at him
Stella: I was being sarcastic
Will: Oh
Gibbs: Who are the pretty ladys?
Samantha: Can we get outta here? please it stinks!
Stella: Yeah, dude, get some soap...
~IN THE BAR~
Jack: You three keep a sharp eye out
Samantha: Can we do kareoke?!?
Jack: Uhh.........I don't think so
Jack walks over with Gibbs to a table, Jack is still thinking about what kareoke is
A fat whore is hitting on Will
Will to Stella: Help!! ( he whispers very soft so the whore don't hear him)
Stella thought as fast as she could and said out of no where...
Stella: Look! It's a pimp!
And points to Jack, Jack hears her and looks at her and she quickly stops pointing at him
before the whore had a chance to look a drunk man came up and looked at Will like he was gonna steal his 'woman'. yeah right
Will: ......Thanks.........What's a pimp?
Stella Y'all don't have pimps here?
Samantha: EVERY town that I've been in has at least one pimp.. or a guy that looks like one, and espesally a place like Tortuga
Stella: Yeah
Will: I don't think I've every herd of a pimp
Just then Jack walks over to Stella, Samantha, and Will were
Jack: What where you pointing at?
Stella: Huh? *trying to act as innocent as she could*
then all of the sudden Samantha bursted into laughter
Stella: What?
Samantha tried to stop laughing so she could talk
Samantha: Ja .. Jack in pimp clothes
Stella: pimp clothes?!
They both started to break out in luaghter like wild hyenas finally they stopped laughing
Stella: Ya know we could probably find some fabric and stuff and try and make some
Samantha: I don't think they have that kinda fabric yet
Jack: Yet?
Samantha: Yeah...
Stella: But that would be soooooooo funny see'n Jack in pimp clothes..and WILL! that would be funny too! yeah with Jack's dred locks and gold teeth I think he might scare off some whores, and Will with the hair pulled back and that deep english accent....
They started laughing and then Jack and WIll had to literally drag them to the Interceptor (A/N is it InterceptOr or InterceptEr?)
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Ok there chapter 7 hope ya like it! please review and tell me what ya think!
~*~*~*~*~CHAPTER 7: TORTUGA~*~*~*~*~
Jack, Will, and our two 'easely amused' girls walked down a street of Tortuga that was filled with prostitutes, drunk old men, and pirates. Jack said something about how if every town was like Tortuga no man would ever feel unwanted. Then a woman ( probably a prostitute )
walked up to Jack
Jack: Scarlett!
*SLAP*
and she stormed off
Stella: Strike one!
Jack: Not quite sure I diserved that
Samantha: Uh huh that's what they all say
another prostitute walks up to Jack
Jack: Giselle! (A/N I think that's how you spell it)
Giselle: Who's she?
Before Jack has a chance to think about the question
*SLAP*
Stella: Strike two!
Jack: I may have diserved that one
Will just kind of nods like 'right'
Samantha: Ok can we go see the pig dude now?
Jack: Gibbs?
Samantha: Yeah that dude
Will: What's a dude?
Stella: Poor boy, you couldn't last a day in California
she said it in a fake english accent
Samantha: Where did that come from?
Stella: I was going for the theatrical moment
Samantha: Oh ok? Do you even know what that word means?
Stella: Yes
Samantha: Ok whatever
~IN DA PIG BARN~
Jack grabs a bucket of water and throws it on Mr. Gibbs
Gibbs: Curse ya for breathin, ya slack jawed idiot!
*relizes it's Jack*
Gibbs: Mothers love! Jack! You should know better then to wake a man when he's sleepin. 'S bad luck
Jack: Fortunatly I know how to counter it
Then Will throws another bucket of water on Gibbs
Gibb: Blast! I'm already awake!
Will: That was for the smell
Stella: You can say that again
Will: That was for the smell
Stella looks at him
Stella: I was being sarcastic
Will: Oh
Gibbs: Who are the pretty ladys?
Samantha: Can we get outta here? please it stinks!
Stella: Yeah, dude, get some soap...
~IN THE BAR~
Jack: You three keep a sharp eye out
Samantha: Can we do kareoke?!?
Jack: Uhh.........I don't think so
Jack walks over with Gibbs to a table, Jack is still thinking about what kareoke is
A fat whore is hitting on Will
Will to Stella: Help!! ( he whispers very soft so the whore don't hear him)
Stella thought as fast as she could and said out of no where...
Stella: Look! It's a pimp!
And points to Jack, Jack hears her and looks at her and she quickly stops pointing at him
before the whore had a chance to look a drunk man came up and looked at Will like he was gonna steal his 'woman'. yeah right
Will: ......Thanks.........What's a pimp?
Stella Y'all don't have pimps here?
Samantha: EVERY town that I've been in has at least one pimp.. or a guy that looks like one, and espesally a place like Tortuga
Stella: Yeah
Will: I don't think I've every herd of a pimp
Just then Jack walks over to Stella, Samantha, and Will were
Jack: What where you pointing at?
Stella: Huh? *trying to act as innocent as she could*
then all of the sudden Samantha bursted into laughter
Stella: What?
Samantha tried to stop laughing so she could talk
Samantha: Ja .. Jack in pimp clothes
Stella: pimp clothes?!
They both started to break out in luaghter like wild hyenas finally they stopped laughing
Stella: Ya know we could probably find some fabric and stuff and try and make some
Samantha: I don't think they have that kinda fabric yet
Jack: Yet?
Samantha: Yeah...
Stella: But that would be soooooooo funny see'n Jack in pimp clothes..and WILL! that would be funny too! yeah with Jack's dred locks and gold teeth I think he might scare off some whores, and Will with the hair pulled back and that deep english accent....
They started laughing and then Jack and WIll had to literally drag them to the Interceptor (A/N is it InterceptOr or InterceptEr?)
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Ok there chapter 7 hope ya like it! please review and tell me what ya think!
