Ok so I guess I am gonna keep going because I want to and the FEW of you who want me to so .... yeah heres chapter 7. Oh yeah and if you have any questions or you think I should change something feel free to tell me!

~*~*~*~*~CHAPTER 7: TORTUGA~*~*~*~*~

Jack, Will, and our two 'easely amused' girls walked down a street of Tortuga that was filled with prostitutes, drunk old men, and pirates. Jack said something about how if every town was like Tortuga no man would ever feel unwanted. Then a woman ( probably a prostitute )

walked up to Jack

Jack: Scarlett!

*SLAP*

and she stormed off

Stella: Strike one!

Jack: Not quite sure I diserved that

Samantha: Uh huh that's what they all say

another prostitute walks up to Jack

Jack: Giselle! (A/N I think that's how you spell it)

Giselle: Who's she?

Before Jack has a chance to think about the question

*SLAP*

Stella: Strike two!

Jack: I may have diserved that one

Will just kind of nods like 'right'

Samantha: Ok can we go see the pig dude now?

Jack: Gibbs?

Samantha: Yeah that dude

Will: What's a dude?

Stella: Poor boy, you couldn't last a day in California

she said it in a fake english accent

Samantha: Where did that come from?

Stella: I was going for the theatrical moment

Samantha: Oh ok? Do you even know what that word means?

Stella: Yes

Samantha: Ok whatever

~IN DA PIG BARN~

Jack grabs a bucket of water and throws it on Mr. Gibbs

Gibbs: Curse ya for breathin, ya slack jawed idiot!

*relizes it's Jack*

Gibbs: Mothers love! Jack! You should know better then to wake a man when he's sleepin. 'S bad luck

Jack: Fortunatly I know how to counter it

Then Will throws another bucket of water on Gibbs

Gibb: Blast! I'm already awake!

Will: That was for the smell

Stella: You can say that again

Will: That was for the smell

Stella looks at him

Stella: I was being sarcastic

Will: Oh

Gibbs: Who are the pretty ladys?

Samantha: Can we get outta here? please it stinks!

Stella: Yeah, dude, get some soap...

~IN THE BAR~

Jack: You three keep a sharp eye out

Samantha: Can we do kareoke?!?

Jack: Uhh.........I don't think so

Jack walks over with Gibbs to a table, Jack is still thinking about what kareoke is

A fat whore is hitting on Will

Will to Stella: Help!! ( he whispers very soft so the whore don't hear him)

Stella thought as fast as she could and said out of no where...

Stella: Look! It's a pimp!

And points to Jack, Jack hears her and looks at her and she quickly stops pointing at him

before the whore had a chance to look a drunk man came up and looked at Will like he was gonna steal his 'woman'. yeah right

Will: ......Thanks.........What's a pimp?

Stella Y'all don't have pimps here?

Samantha: EVERY town that I've been in has at least one pimp.. or a guy that looks like one, and espesally a place like Tortuga

Stella: Yeah

Will: I don't think I've every herd of a pimp

Just then Jack walks over to Stella, Samantha, and Will were

Jack: What where you pointing at?

Stella: Huh? *trying to act as innocent as she could*

then all of the sudden Samantha bursted into laughter

Stella: What?

Samantha tried to stop laughing so she could talk

Samantha: Ja .. Jack in pimp clothes

Stella: pimp clothes?!

They both started to break out in luaghter like wild hyenas finally they stopped laughing

Stella: Ya know we could probably find some fabric and stuff and try and make some

Samantha: I don't think they have that kinda fabric yet

Jack: Yet?

Samantha: Yeah...

Stella: But that would be soooooooo funny see'n Jack in pimp clothes..and WILL! that would be funny too! yeah with Jack's dred locks and gold teeth I think he might scare off some whores, and Will with the hair pulled back and that deep english accent....

They started laughing and then Jack and WIll had to literally drag them to the Interceptor (A/N is it InterceptOr or InterceptEr?)

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Ok there chapter 7 hope ya like it! please review and tell me what ya think!