The Tournament Begins Part 1

MFC: Donald and Maleficent get in here before I kill the both of you!

Donald and Maleficent step into the ring.

Maleficent: Foolish duck I shall destroy you.

Donald yells something back at her but no one understands him.

MFC: FIGHT!

Donald shoots a fireball from his wand at Maleficent. She smacks it away it hits the edge of the ring and evaporates (The shield things are up). Maleficent makes a huge disc in the air with her staff and flings it at the duck. Donald rolls under it and runs at the witch. He belts her in the face with his wand and she goes flying into one of the pillars.

Donald: (crazy non-understandable words)

Maleficent: DAMN YOU!

Maleficent drives her staff into the ground and a spike grazes Donald's arm. Donald jumps to the side. Maleficent keeps on doing this, Donald keeps dodging but barely. Donald side barely misses the last one and Maleficent charges at him and jams her staff into Donald. She chants something and Donald explodes.

MFC: Maleficent lets try to keep this PG-13.

Maleficent: Piss off.

MFC: Fine next match, Sora vs. Oogie Boogie.

Sora (V.O): No Donald is dead this tournament is very dangerous but I can't back out now I may have to compromise my rule about not killing people.

Sora and Oogie Boogie are in the ring.

MFC: Fight.

Oogie Boogie pulls out his bomb dice and toss them at Sora. Sora jumps over them and Super Glides to Oogie Boogie and kicks him in the face. Oogie Boogie falls back. He gets up and Sora boots him across the ring. Oogie Boogie struggles to get up when he does he runs at Sora in a rage. Sora jumps up and Oogie's head and knees him in the face. Oogie Boogie falls to the ground. MFC counts to ten and Sora is the winner. Sora walks out of the ring.

Riku: I thought you weren't going to kill anyone.

Sora: He'll come to.

MFC picks up Oogie Boogie's unconscious body.

MFC: WHO WANTS HIM DEAD!

The audience uproars. MFC brings back his hand and it glows red. MFC plows his hand through Oogie Boogie. MFC throws Oogie Boogie out of the ring. Bugs are crawling out of the fat shit.

MFC: Next match, Goofy vs. Captain Hook.

Riku: This isn't good he never said if we live and lose we're at the audience's mercy if we're going to live or die.

Sora: We better not lose because half of the audience is the Heartless.

Goofy and Captain Hook are in the ring. MFC starts the match.

Captain Hook: Arg you land loving dog I'll kill you now.

Goofy: You can try but you leave my sex life out of it.

Captain Hook walks up to Goofy and bashes him in the head with the blunt of his sword. Goofy goes to smack him in the face with his shield but Captain Hook side steps it. Captain Hook tries to stab him but Goofy uses his shield to block. Goofy uses Tornado and smacks away the pain in the ass pirate. Captain Hook charges at him and slashes at Goofy multiple times each time hitting but not killing Goofy. Goofy drops the sword and falls to the ground. Captain Hook stabs Goofy's arms and legs to make it harder for him to move. Captain Hook jumps back to slash him from head to toe. Captain Hook brings down his sword but in the nick of time Goofy grabs his shield and smacks it straight up into the air. Captain Hook looks up and the sword plunges right through his head.

Goofy: Oh garsh I think I hurt the dear captain.

MFC: That and you won the match.

Goofy: Yay.

Goofy skips out of the ring.

MFC (V.O): What a faggot I should kill him where he skips.

MFC raises his hand and a red glow begins to shine.

MFC (V.O): NO STOP!

MFC puts his hand down.

MFC: Next, Jack vs. Aladdin.

Jack and Aladdin step in the ring.

Jack: May the best man win.

Jack reaches out to shake Aladdin's hand. Aladdin pulls out his sword and cuts it off. Jack steps back and grabs his shoulder shocked by this.

Jack: You asshole!

Aladdin: Bring it skull boy.

Jack swings his long arm and punches Aladdin in his temple sending rolling across the ring. Jack jumps on Aladdin's back while he's down. Jack jumps back up and comes straight down and punches Aladdin in the back. Aladdin lets out a cry of pain. Jack walks over and picks up his arm. Aladdin gets up and grabs his sword. Aladdin runs at Jack but stops and hurls his sword like a Frisbee and it cuts off Jack's head.

Aladdin: YES! Take that you dead bastard.

MFC: Hey Aladdin, if he's already dead why do you think cutting off his head will stop him?

Aladdin: Huh?

Aladdin turns around to get his head cut off by his own sword a headless Jack. Jack walks over and puts his head back on.

Jack: Silly boy I can take my head off at will.

MFC: This match goes to Jack.

Jack leaves the ring.

MFC: Next fight, Riku vs. Jafar. And for great sex call me.

The audience goes silent.

Hiei: ARE YOU CHEATING ON MY SISTER!?

MFC (nervous): No. Just kidding people. (quietly) Little midget is pissed we can't get any on his own without me helping him out.

Hiei: FUCK YOU!

Riku and Jafar walk in the ring.

Jafar: So boy, what are you going to do with out your keyblade?

Riku: I'll figure something out.

Jafar: So be it.

Jafar's staff glows and a beam blasts toward Riku. Riku rolls away Jafar flies to him and tries to smack Riku with his staff. Riku does a backward handspring. Riku jumps over Jafar and punches him in the back of the head. Jafar stumbles forward he turns around to see Riku's foot kick him in the face. Jafar yells and hits the ground and slides for a while. Riku runs at the sorcerer but this time a beam from Jafar's staff hits Riku in the chest and Riku hits the side of the ring. Riku falls to the ground.

Jafar (laughing): Foolish boy should have come prepared with something bigger than his ego.

Jafar powers up his staff and aims it at Riku's head. Just as a beam is about to come out Riku grabs the staff. Riku gets it out of Jafar's hand but the beam still shoots and the beam starts bouncing around the ring. Riku takes a swing at Jafar and misses then ducks the beam. Jafar runs for his staff. The beam comes straight for Riku's head.

Riku (V.O.): I didn't know I'd have to resort to my powers so early on. But it looks like I got to plunge into the darkness.

Riku puts his hand up and creates a black portal. The beam goes through it he opens up another one behind Jafar. The beam blasts right through Jafar. Jafar falls to the ground.

MFC: Riku wins.

Riku walks out of the ring and Sora confronts him.

Sora: What about not killing people?

Riku: I had to compromise his life or mine.

Sora: Oh.

MFC Match 6, Hades vs. That Phantom Dude.

Hades and the Phantom walk to the ring. They begin the fight. Hades very easily breaks the little ball on the bottom of the Phantom and wins.

MFC: Whoa short match. Match 7, Peter Pan vs. Ansem.

Ansem and Peter Pan enter the ring.

Ansem: Have let your heart fall into darkness.

Peter: No.

Ansem: Then you shall not win.

Ansem's Guardian appears behind him. The match starts off Peter pulls out his little knife and goes to stab Ansem. Ansem's Guardian smacks Peter away easily. Ansem throws those discs and one of them hits and cuts off Peter's arm. Peter falls to his knees.

Ansem: I shall throw you upon the mercy of the audience.

Ansem does that comet like attack and knocks the green tights-wearing hero out. MFC counts to 10 and picks Peter up.

MFC: Alive or dead?

Audience: DEAD!

MFC hurls Peter into the audience he is instantly killed.

In the stands.

Kairi and Mickey are watching the fights.

Kairi: I'm worried about Sora and Riku.

Mickey: I know Kairi but I'm sure they'll be fine. As long as they don't lose.

Kairi: AND IF THEY DO?!

Mickey: I'll always go out with you.

Kairi: FAGGOT!

Back to the ring.

MFC: WOO next match, Elder Toguro vs. Hercules. Whoa Yu Yu Hakusho REPRESENT!

Elder Toguro and Hercules step in the ring.

Phil (on the outskirts): You can do it kid this guy's a pushover.

Elder Toguro: Silence little man.

Elder Toguro raises his fingers and it plunges through Phil. Hercules is shocked he turns to Toguro in a rage and charges at him. Toguro lets out his little laugh. Hercules swings and misses completely. Toguro knees him in the stomach and punches him to the other end of the ring. Hercules gets up but Toguro pus his finger through his shoulder. Hercules grabs Toguro's and snaps it off. Toguro yells. Hercules runs up and uppercuts Toguro's gut his fist goes right through him.

Hercules: YES!

Elder Toguro: What are you so excited about I can move my vital organs around.

Toguro headbutts the God and Hercules fall to the ground. Toguro jumps on Hercules' chest and start putting his finger all throughout the chest of our champion. MFC counts to 10 seeing how Hercules can't die but he sure as hell is knocked out.

MFC: Toguro wins! Match 9, Squall vs. Cloud.

Squall and Cloud enter the ring. Cloud pulls out the Buster Sword and Squall reveals the Gunblade. Squall makes the 1st move and shoots at Cloud. Cloud smacks away the shot and the 2 Final Fantasy heroes charge at each other. Squall and Cloud's sword clash. Squall swipes at Cloud. Cloud ducks. Cloud swings down at Squall. Squall blocks with his Gunblade. Squall stabs at Cloud's torso but Cloud side steps it. Squall slashes Cloud's arm. Cloud steps back and swings his sword repeatedly at Squall. Squall swiftly dodges all but the last one that slashes him across the chest. Cloud draws back the sword and then brings it back through Squall's arm. Squall drops his sword. Cloud goes to slash Squall diagonally but Squall punches Cloud in the jaw before the sword comes down. This catches Cloud off balance and he hits the ground hard. Squall picks up his sword and aims the tip at the back of Cloud's head.

Squall: You fought well but you need to train more.

Cloud suddenly spins around and stabs Squall through the chest. Squall falls to his knees and then hits the ground.

Yuffie: NO SQUALL!

Aeris: What is he the only one who'd sleep with you.

Yuffie: Yes. NO I've slept with many guys.I mean he wasn't the only one.

Aeris: Slut.

Yuffie: Stupid bitch you should be dead Sephiroth killed you back in 97.

MFC: Cloud wins. Ladies, settle this in the ring.

Aeris and Yuffie enter the ring. Yuffie pulls out her ninja starts and Aeris gets her staff. The match starts and Aeris jumps at Yuffie and tries to stab her through the head with her staff. Yuffie jumps back and hurls her stars. Aeris smacks them back at her. Yuffie gets a graze on her right cheek by one of the stars. Aeris runs at the young ninja with her spear drawn back. Yuffie grabs it and pushes herself up and over Aeris. Yuffie spins around and hurls a star into Aeris' back. Aeris yells in pain and drops her staff and tries to grab the star out of her back. Yuffie flicks her wrists repeatedly and keep the stars going into Aeris' back. Aeris eventually falls to the ground. Yuffie skips by her.

Yuffie: Dead bitch.

Aeris: SLUT!

Aeris jumps up and hurls her staff through Yuffie's head.

MFC: That's some weird shit anyway Aeris is the winner. And since you look pretty close to death I should heal you for the next round.

MFC walks up to Aeris and grabs her boobs.

Aeris: HEY!

MFC: Don't be so vein this is how I have to heal you besides they're nice.

MFC heals Aeris and she walks out of the ring.

MFC: Yea! Ok who's next? WHOA Hiei and Sephiroth.

Hiei and Sephiroth enter the ring.

Sephiroth: I refuse to fight.

MFC and audience: WHAT THE FUCK!

MFC: Why not?

Sephiroth: I don't want to be here all these people are amateurs. Good bye.

Hiei: Wait bastard I'm not going to win like that it's a pathetic win and I don't want it.

Sephiroth: Excellent you passed the 1st test and now the final one, CAN YOU BEAT ME?

Sephiroth charges Hiei and smacks him clear across the ring. Hiei gets up and sees Sephiroth above him with his sword drawn coming down. Hiei dodges the slashes and slashes the white haired villain across the stomach. Sephiroth turns around and slashes at Hiei. Hiei jumps up.

Sephiroth: Bolt 3.

A huge bolt of lighting zaps Hiei and he plummets to the ground. Sephiroth stabs Hiei through the leg after he walks up to him.

Sephiroth: Comet 2.

A dozen comets head straight toward Hiei. Hiei at the last moment gets away. He gets up and pulls off his bandana and reveals the Jagan.

Outside the ring.

Sora: Wait why does that guy have 3 eyes?

Yusuke: He's a demon.

Riku and Sora: WHAT?

Riku: There are demons in this tournament?!

Yusuke: Yea that guy who fought Hercules was a demon and very evil and powerful one.

Back to the ring.

Hiei: DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!

Hiei puts his palm out and the flame hits him he shoots it at Sephiroth. Sephiroth tries to block it but it overcomes him. The smoke clears and Sephiroth is still standing but his shirt is torn up he has cuts all over him and a huge gash in his right arm.

Hiei: No that's not possible he should've have been vaporized.

Sephiroth: That.attack.did.nothing.

Sephiroth limbs to Hiei.

Hiei: Maybe this one will.

Hiei runs at Sephiroth but Sephiroth cuts off Hiei's arm. Hiei keeps running holding his arm until he hits the ground. Hiei gets up and zips by Sephiroth at his might and cuts off Sephiroth's good arm. Sephiroth turns to Hiei and throws his sword at him. Hiei does the same to Sephiroth. The sword go past each other and they appear to hit both their targets. The crowd stays in silence and then.

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