Round 1 Part 2

The crowd waits in silence. Suddenly Sephiroth hits the ground. They go to a front view and Hiei the sword in his shoulder.

MFC: Hiei wins!

Crowd: DAMN!

Hiei: (obscene and R rated curse words toward crowd)

MFC: Ok the next match is Cid vs. Kurama.

The 2 combatants walk into the ring.

Cid: Listen you red haired prick I'm going to kick your ass.

Kurama: May the best man win. But I warn you if you take me lightly you will die.

Cid pulls out his spear and Kurama pulls out a rose.

Cid: What are you going to try to do fag boy, win my heart?

Kurama: If you open your mind you will realize things aren't always what they seem.

Outside the ring.

MFC has healed Hiei's arm in this case regrew one.

Hiei: This guy is a fool he doesn't realize Kurama could destroy him without trying.

Karasu: Well Kurama better not lose for I'll be the one to kill him.

MFC: Dumbass, you've got to fight me 1st.

Karasu: If you're the obstacle I must pass so be it.

MFC gives Karasu the "Friends" finger.

Back in the ring.

Kurama jerks his arm and the rose becomes the Rose Whip.

Cid: What the hell?!

Cid hurls his spear at Kurama. Kurama slashes it in half with is Rose Whip. Cid runs at Kurama weapon less and goes to classic bare fist. Cid starts swinging at Kurama but missing him each time. Kurama puts up a knee and Cid runs right into it. Kurama put the Rose Whip away. Kurama punches the blonde haired asshole in the face knocking out 3 teeth.

Outside the ring.

Sora: This is weird is Kurama a demon?

Hiei: Yes.

Sora: How many demons are in this tournament?

Hiei: There is the Toguro Bros., me, Kurama, MFC, Karasu, Rando, and Suzaku.

Riku: That's a lot of demons.

Hiei: Don't worry we're not messing with you unless we are in a match. But if you do fight us there are special techniques but you'll see them in the fights coming up.

Back to ring.

Cid is now sluggishly punching at Kurama. Kurama gives Cid a punch in the jaw and knocks him out. MFC counts to ten.

MFC: Well Kurama wins so what should we do with Cid.

Crowd: Let him live.

MFC: WHAT!

Member of audience: Well he's just too pathetic to kill.

MFC: Fine.

MFC tosses Cid out of the ring.

MFC: Yusuke vs. Kuwabara is the next fight.

The 2 teens step in the ring.

Kuwabara: Ok Urameshi, try your hardest.

Yusuke: Dumb shit I'd kill you.

Kuwabara: You're embarrassing me. Yukina is here!

Yusuke: She's MFC's girlfriend ass munch.

Kuwabara: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kuwabara creates his spirit sword and runs at Yusuke.

Yusuke (calmly): Spirit Gun.

Yusuke aims at Kuwabara and blasts him effortlessly. Kuwabara flies back and is knocked out. MFC counts Kuwabara out.

MFC: If Cid was too pathetic to kill we'll let Kuwabara live too.

Yukina (in crowd): KILL HIM KILL HIM NOW!

MFC: Well you heard my girlfriend.

MFC blasts Kuwabara destroying him. Hiei grins.

MFC: Ok now for Younger Toguro vs. Genkai.

Toguro and Genkai step in the ring.

Genkai: Toguro, I submit I know you can easily beat me but I ask you the favor of keeping me alive I want to see how this MFC guy fairs.

Toguro: Fine.

Toguro powers up to 80% of his power making him all bulky and creepy looking. Toguro runs up and uppercuts Genkai knocking her out.

MFC: Toguro wins so kill or keep alive for Genkai.

Toguro: Let her live.

MFC: Why?

Toguro: Because I said so.

MFC: Fine whatever.

Toguro carries Genkai out of the ring.

MFC: Oh look it's Rando vs. Suzaku this should be interesting.

The 2 demons walk into the ring.

Suzaku: You foolish being you are no match for me.

Rando: I'm a master of 99 attacks.

Suzaku: Try this on for size. STORM OF TORMENT!

The orange beam hits Suzaku's hand. He runs at Rando and goes to attack him. But Suzaku ends up punching right into a Spirit Gun Rando had learned from Yusuke. Rando blasts the Saint Beast in the face sending him across the ring and having him drop his attack.

Rando: Sickle and Tornado!

Rando jumps into the air and creates disc like things.

Rando: These will cut you and them steal the air from your body.

Rando hurls them but misses. Suzaku jumps up to Rando and punches back into the ground. Suzaku lands and runs and kicks Rando clear across the ring. Suzaku repeatedly blasts Rando with Spirit Energy. Rando gets up and punches Suzaku in the gut. Suzaku returns with a kick to the side of the head. Suzaku knees Rando in the stomach. Rando jumps back.

Rando: Circle of Inferno!

Rando creates those fireballs and hurls them toward the leader of the Saint Beasts. Suzaku is hit and burned to death.

MFC: Winner Rando. The last match of the 1st round me vs. Karasu. And you're special guest announcer. Sora!

Sora: What?

MFC: You're the only person I could get on short notice.

MFC and Karasu walk into the ring.

Karasu: I recognize you now. You're that geek from Demon Side High. (Actual story coming soon).

MFC: What?

Karasu: That geek everyone made fun of.

MFC: Shut up.

Karasu: Well it's good to see you made something of yourself.

MFC: This is totally off subject but this fight call for some kickass music. HIT IT!

On the speakers Slipknot- Wait and Bleed starts playing. Karasu jumps into the air and comes down over MFC. MFC rolls out of the way of a punch. MFC kicks Karasu up and punches him in the stomach. Karasu knees MFC in the chin and MFC stumbles back. Karasu runs by and touches MFC's shoulder. Karasu looks back at MFC. MFC's arm blows off.

MFC: BASTARD!

Karasu: Did you forget about that power.

MFC starts laughing and a new arm bursts right out.

MFC: Idiot did you forget I could regenerate? But check this ROCK AND DEATH!

An awesome looking red guitar appears in MFC's hand.

MFC: Turn off the music.

The music stops and MFC starts playing some excellent rhythm.

Karasu: If you're trying to impress me it's not working.

A beam blasts out of the guitar. Karasu steps aside.

Karasu: You didn't honestly think a pathetic trick like that would beat me.

MFC (right above him): NO that was to distract you.

MFC's guitar grows to axe-blades out of the sides. He slices down right through Karasu.

Sora: Well I guess MFC wins.

MFC: Fuck you Karasu I was very cool in High school.

MFC spits on a half of Karasu. MFC gets the microphone from Sora.

MFC: That's it for round one so the matches next round are as followed.

Sora vs. Maleficent

Goofy vs. Jack Skellington

Riku vs. Hades

Ansem vs. Elder Toguro

Cloud vs. Aeris

Hiei vs. Kurama

Yusuke vs. Younger Toguro

MFC vs. Rando

MFC: Now with that out of the way intermission time.

At the lobby Riku and Sora meet up with Kairi.

Kairi: Oh my god this is getting scary I'm so worried about you two.

Riku: I can handle myself.

Sora: This is different than in the bathroom.

Riku: Screw you.

Kairi: NO THAT'S MY JOB!

MFC walks up to them.

Riku: you asshole you never told us there are people that can blow off limbs by just touching you.

MFC: You never asked.

Kairi: I'll kill you if my boyfriend dies.

MFC: First off red, you can't kill me I'm immortal only other immortals can kill immortals. Secondly, you're not that strong.

Sora: But why are there demons in this tournament.

MFC: I'll explain something to you. This Coliseum is basically a portal to other universes. For instance the universe we're in is the Kingdom Hearts universe. The demons you are fighting are from the Yu Yu Hakusho universe. This is the only place accessible to all universes. They can't get to any of the places you've been and vice versa.

Sora: What universe are you from?

MFC: Well I've been in the Yu Yu Hakusho universe all my life.

Kairi: How long is that?

MFC: About oh say a few thousand years.

Riku: WHAT!? You're really over 1000 you look no older than a 20 year old.

MFC: Demons don't age. But hey enough of the universe crap it's intermission you guys may not get to another so have fun.

Sora: 10 steps ahead of you.

Sora grabs Kairi and they run off.

Riku: Damn him.

Woman's voice: Excuse me.

Riku: Yes.

Riku turns around and sees Aeris.

Aeris: Will you have mad, outrageous, sex with me?

Riku: Yes!

Aeris: Yes to what?

Riku snaps out of the daydream.

Riku: Oh what do you need.

Aeris: You're cute.

Riku: Thanks.

Aeris: I wanna have sex with you.

Riku: Ok this isn't a fantasy.

The 2 run off.

MFC: Humans so easy to please.

Hiei: You know when she comes out of that trance she is going to be pissed.

MFC: What? I can't help humans when they're horny and depressed?

Hiei: What's also weird you're not running off to sleep with my sister.

MFC: I'm pretty confidant I'm can get to the last round but I may throw a fight before then and I'm immortal and the only immortal is eliminated I'm not going to die.

Hiei: Oh really why are you here, then?

MFC: I'm actually just going to make sure the person who gets the wish doesn't gain access to all the other universe and raises hell.

Hiei: What like a mission?

MFC: Yea Koenma put me on it. I was surprised when you guys showed up.

Hiei: I don't understand why'd Koenma send you here?

MFC: Koenma thinks that there may be someone here trying to access to al the universes.

Hiei: Whatever.

Random room.

Aeris: YOU FUCKING PERVERT!

Aeris and Riku are naked in a bed.

Riku: YOU WERE THE ONE TO COME ONTO ME!

Aeris: NO I DIDN'T!

Aeris storms out without her clothes. Riku quickly disposes of the clothes. Aeris bursts back in with a red face.

Aeris: Where are my clothes?

Riku: Find them.

Riku puts his clothes on and leaves.

Riku (V.O): Any wish huh? If I win I'm going to travel to other universes.

Announcement: The 2nd round is now beginning fighters to the waiting room.

The fighters go to the waiting room they went to before the 1st round.

MFC: The ring has been taken out the matches are now the whole middle area and the barriers are around the audience for their safety.

MFC walks to the middle of the fighting area.

MFC: Match 1, Sora vs. Maleficent.

So that's it for The 1st round next chapter the 2nd starts read and review.