The Psychotic adventures of Gumby and friends
[episode 1]
Gumby gets born!
By Tainted89
Gumba screamed and cried and twitched and wriggled .. she looked at her child, then looked at Gumbo, her weird green husband. "He looks just like you!", she cried and shuddered. Gumby, standing at about 3 feet, dark green with these weird eyes and stubby legs, etc, was a really ugly baby. [I swear to god, his daddy's uglier.] Gumby giggled and morphed into a chainsaw, chopping his dad in half. "DIE!", Gumby screamed. "Oh, Gumba, he said his first word!", his dad laughed. Gumby chopped off his dad's head and shoved it up his @$$. Gumba giggled and Gumby lopped off her head and ate it. Gumby had killed his parents and he was only a couple minutes old. Then, he turned into a [um, this is so sick, but..] toilet and flushed them like dead fish. Gumby got gas from eating his mother's head, and nearly blew up. He felt a hand on his behind. He turned around and behind him stood a little red baby horse with a little black mane and a little black tail. The horse giggled and said, "Hi!". "Hi, I'm Gumby!", Gumby laughed psychotically. "I'm Pokey!", the horse giggled. [Yes, Pokey was born gay, he was born a little faggot. I mean, grabbing Gumby's buns ... I hope you realized Pokey was gay] "Hey, you're gay, you stupid thing!", Gumby sneered. "Yes, master, I am!". [that's how that whole friendship thing started] Pokey was in LOVE with Gumby [disturbing, huh?]. Pokey morphed into a big red heart. "God, you are such a fag..", Gumby hissed. [isn't it strange how Gumby can talk?] Gumby morphed into a gun and shot Pokey. Pokey was still alive, just filling the hole in his head with more red clay. "let's go, Gumby!", Pokey cried. Gumby hopped on Pokey's back and they rode out of the room. They ran into a little tiny yellow and orange dinosaur. The dinosaur just kinda rolled around and giggled, drooling and coughing. "ooh, roadkill!", Gumby cried, his mouth watering. "Gumby, you can't eat him!", Pokey cried, "or I'll eat you!". [ooh, that sounds wrong, but Pokey's gay, give him some slack. God, I hate gay people] The dinosaur cried and twitched. "Hey, you're one Prickly and ugly chunk of roadkill", Gumby laughed. "He's not roadkill, you idiot", Pokey snapped, "He's hallway kill!". "What's your name, ugly?", Gumby asked. "Prickle", The dinosaur choked. "hey, he said-", Gumby decided not to say it. "Prickly prick prick prickle!", Pokey giggled, "I like your name!". [Gee I wondered why Pokey liked it so much.] "Sorry, gay - wad, I'm not gay!", Prickle snapped. Gumby just foamed at the mouth. "can we eat him now?". "No!", Pokey cried. Prickle rolled around and cried. Just then, a little chunk or blue floated towards the fag, the cannibal, and the crybaby. "Hey, leave him alone!", She cried. "Who died and made you princess, b!tch?", Gumby hissed. "My name is GOO, for your information!", Goo snapped. Goo helped Prickle up from the floor. "there, there", she soothed. Prickle's eyes lit up. "MOMMY!", he cried. Goo lifted an eyebrow. [you'll notice how Goo thinks that Prickle is stupid, and why Prickle ends up taking anti depressants, and why Goo always sticks up for Prickle and all that.. ] "Don't you all have a home?", Goo asked. "No", Prickle cried. Everyone else cried too. "You can all live with me in my safehouse then", Goo smiled. [this is how the friends met] Gumby saw a couple of people walking clumsily down the hallway. "Look at them.", Goo gasped. They were coming their way. "They're blockheads", Goo whispered, "they're dangerous". "I'll kill them one day," Gumby laughed, "Just you wait and see!".
[READ EPISODE TWO TO SEE THE FRIENDS AT FIVE YEARS OLD]
By Tainted89
Gumba screamed and cried and twitched and wriggled .. she looked at her child, then looked at Gumbo, her weird green husband. "He looks just like you!", she cried and shuddered. Gumby, standing at about 3 feet, dark green with these weird eyes and stubby legs, etc, was a really ugly baby. [I swear to god, his daddy's uglier.] Gumby giggled and morphed into a chainsaw, chopping his dad in half. "DIE!", Gumby screamed. "Oh, Gumba, he said his first word!", his dad laughed. Gumby chopped off his dad's head and shoved it up his @$$. Gumba giggled and Gumby lopped off her head and ate it. Gumby had killed his parents and he was only a couple minutes old. Then, he turned into a [um, this is so sick, but..] toilet and flushed them like dead fish. Gumby got gas from eating his mother's head, and nearly blew up. He felt a hand on his behind. He turned around and behind him stood a little red baby horse with a little black mane and a little black tail. The horse giggled and said, "Hi!". "Hi, I'm Gumby!", Gumby laughed psychotically. "I'm Pokey!", the horse giggled. [Yes, Pokey was born gay, he was born a little faggot. I mean, grabbing Gumby's buns ... I hope you realized Pokey was gay] "Hey, you're gay, you stupid thing!", Gumby sneered. "Yes, master, I am!". [that's how that whole friendship thing started] Pokey was in LOVE with Gumby [disturbing, huh?]. Pokey morphed into a big red heart. "God, you are such a fag..", Gumby hissed. [isn't it strange how Gumby can talk?] Gumby morphed into a gun and shot Pokey. Pokey was still alive, just filling the hole in his head with more red clay. "let's go, Gumby!", Pokey cried. Gumby hopped on Pokey's back and they rode out of the room. They ran into a little tiny yellow and orange dinosaur. The dinosaur just kinda rolled around and giggled, drooling and coughing. "ooh, roadkill!", Gumby cried, his mouth watering. "Gumby, you can't eat him!", Pokey cried, "or I'll eat you!". [ooh, that sounds wrong, but Pokey's gay, give him some slack. God, I hate gay people] The dinosaur cried and twitched. "Hey, you're one Prickly and ugly chunk of roadkill", Gumby laughed. "He's not roadkill, you idiot", Pokey snapped, "He's hallway kill!". "What's your name, ugly?", Gumby asked. "Prickle", The dinosaur choked. "hey, he said-", Gumby decided not to say it. "Prickly prick prick prickle!", Pokey giggled, "I like your name!". [Gee I wondered why Pokey liked it so much.] "Sorry, gay - wad, I'm not gay!", Prickle snapped. Gumby just foamed at the mouth. "can we eat him now?". "No!", Pokey cried. Prickle rolled around and cried. Just then, a little chunk or blue floated towards the fag, the cannibal, and the crybaby. "Hey, leave him alone!", She cried. "Who died and made you princess, b!tch?", Gumby hissed. "My name is GOO, for your information!", Goo snapped. Goo helped Prickle up from the floor. "there, there", she soothed. Prickle's eyes lit up. "MOMMY!", he cried. Goo lifted an eyebrow. [you'll notice how Goo thinks that Prickle is stupid, and why Prickle ends up taking anti depressants, and why Goo always sticks up for Prickle and all that.. ] "Don't you all have a home?", Goo asked. "No", Prickle cried. Everyone else cried too. "You can all live with me in my safehouse then", Goo smiled. [this is how the friends met] Gumby saw a couple of people walking clumsily down the hallway. "Look at them.", Goo gasped. They were coming their way. "They're blockheads", Goo whispered, "they're dangerous". "I'll kill them one day," Gumby laughed, "Just you wait and see!".
[READ EPISODE TWO TO SEE THE FRIENDS AT FIVE YEARS OLD]
