The Psychotic adventures of Gumby and friends

Episode 3 [Prickle smokes pot]

By Tainted89

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", Prickle laughed, being retarded. Goo just stared at him. "It's good you're a little happier", she laughed. "BURRRRRRRRP!", Prickle replied. Gumby smacked the burping Prickle. Prickle just ate his third jumbo cookie and thrust his chubby yellow hand into the box for another. "Gimme that!", Gumby cried, snatching the box away from a very high Prickle. Just then, Pokey ran into the room, screaming and shaking. "What's up your toosh now, Pokey?", Goo whined. "A toothbrush!", Pokey sobbed, "And my great aunt Gretchen!". Everyone stared at Pokey. "Pokey.. You don't have a great Aunt Gretchen," Goo said. Gumby morphed into a cow again and said, "Now he does!". Prickle picked up a dead lizard from the carpet and waved it around. Gumby moved his hoofs as fast as he could in order to get the lizard while it was fresh. "YUMMY !", Gumby cried. Prickle pulled the lizard away as Gumby was going to chomp on it. His teeth all collided and fell out. Prickle laughed. Gumby morphed into a giant spatula and smacked Prickle til he passed out. Goo floated away quickly, and then morphed into a butcher knife. She hid around the corner in the kitchen and waited for Gumby. Pokey kept whining and tried to pull a lava lamp out of his caboose. He bit his own @$$ for like the fifth time. Gumby morphed into a giant apple and said "here Pokey, Pokey, Pokey!". Pokey chased Gumby into the kitchen and Goo chopped Gumby in half. Gumby morphed into an @$$ and Pokey jumped in. [Don't ask why..okay.he likes being up there] Goo kinda raised one eyebrow and decided to join the club. She too, hopped into the large uh... caboose. Gumby then morphed into himself and pulled Pokey and Goo out. Pokey had Gumby's shorts in his mouth, and Goo looked dumbfounded and messed up. Prickle slithered into the kitchen because he was too high to walk. Gumby stepped on Prickle's head and laughed psychotically. Prickle mumbled and morphed into a dinner plate. "Hey Gumby, I got the munchies!", Prickle laughed, Gumby standing on the clay plate. "Ew get off, you fag.", Gumby repulsed.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ [The Next day] It was Prickle's birthday and he was just about to blow out the candles on his cake. Everyone was sitting at the kitchen table except for Pokey. Nobody knew what he was doing, and nobody wanted to know until he ran into the kitchen screaming again. "What's up there, Pokey?", Prickle sighed. "Well.. Your toothbrush, a picture of Goo, my bed, a magazine, a spatula, and..", At this time, Pokey grunted a little and continued, "My great Aunt Gretchen's house and her urn, a lava lamp, a dead lizard, and my other hand". Everyone stared at Pokey. [What a perverted Donkey/Horse...] Prickle just barfed on his cake. "I blew out the candles", he sighed. "Let's eat." Everyone else started barfing. The kitchen began to reek . and Pokey was chewing on Prickle's tail. [God, Pokey's a little too gay.] The dead lizard fell from Pokey and Gumby dove to the floor to get it while it was hot. He scarfed it down like a vulture and crawled up Pokey's behind for more. [How he fit.. Nobody knows]

[read chapter 4 for more weird antics from the weird losers from god knows whose sick mind... GOD, ART CLOKEY, YOU PERVERT!]