Disclaimer: I don't own YYH, DBZ, or Rurouni Kenshin. I own Lilia, Tari, Sandra, Jasmine, and Sam. Nothing else. Don't sue!

The Tournament of Doom

"I'm Portal-girl and I'll be your announcer for this tournament. The first match will be Vegeta vs. Rio!" A girl with black eyes and long pink hair w/ black tips walked into the ring. She carried a staff. Vegeta was waiting for her. "Let the match begin!" yelled Portal-girl.(AN: I am not me in this story.) Vegeta shot a beam of energy straight at Rio. When the smoke cleared, Rio was gone. Everyone looked up. Rio was levitating. A power beam left her staff and hit Vegeta square on the nose. Vegeta was out cold. "Rio wins!" yelled Portal-girl, "The second match is between Goten and Lilia!" A girl w/ strawberry-blond hair and crimson eyes walked into the ring. "Begin!" shouted Portal-girl. Goten used Kamehameha, but Lilia dodged. "Flaming Fury!!" yelled Lilia as a beam of white fire shot from her hands. Goten was out. "The winner is Lilia! Next match, Gohan vs. Tari!" A girl with dark eyes and black hair walked out. Her outfit was completely black except for her white tank top. Gohan stood in front of her. A bell sounded and the match began. "Dark Terror!" yelled Tari. It was a one-hit KO. Tari had one. It was now Pan vs. Kurama. (AN: sorry Pan fans!) Kurama used his Rose Whip and won. Yamcha vs. Jenny. A blond girl with blue/gray eyes walked out carrying a pen and pad of paper. Yamcha laughed at her. Boy, did he regret doing that. Jenny wrote something down (with MY permission, of course. I AM the author of this story!) and Yamcha fell asleep. Jenny won hands down. "Yusuke vs. Kelly!" "Spirit Gun!" yelled Yusuke. In an instant, Kelly was behind Yusuke. Kelly used ice breath. Yusuke was frozen. "Yusuke can't fight back, so I guess Kelly wins!" Keiko vs. Yahiko! Keiko was untouchable. She slapped Yahiko until he hit the ground. Keiko was the winner. Hiei vs. Enjin! A guy walked out. He had blue hair and teal eyes. Hiei pulled out his sword. Enjin pulled out a gunblade. They fought. After 6 hours of fighting, both of them collapsed. It was a tie. T. Koenma vs. Chichi! Chichi whacked Koenma in the head with the Broom of Doom. But it didn't work. Koenma hit her over the head and it was all over. Koenma won. Kenshin vs. Bob! A girl with dark purple hair and hazel eyes and glasses walked into the arena. At her side was a sword. Kenshin walked into the arena. "I'm fighting him?" said Bob, "This oughta be fun," She then said something in another language. No one could understand what she said, but it seemed to PO Kenshin. They both drew their swords. The battle began with Kenshin attacking and Bob dodging. Then Bob used Manipulation and made Kenshin forfeit. Kouru vs. Shizuru! Kouru won by using her wooden sword. Shizuru never knew what hit her. Trunks vs. Kris! A guy with blue hair and ice blue eyes walked out. There was a slash down his face and he carried a sword. Trunks used a simple energy blast but Kris deflected it with his sword. "How did you do that?" asked Trunks. "My sword can deflect any attack," said Kris. Kris then somehow changed the sharpness of his sword and made a deep cut in Trunks' Arm. Trunks gave up. Goku vs. Jasmine! A girl with long black hair and sky blue eyes walked into the arena. (It would take too long to describe the battle, so let's just say that Jasmine won with a powered up Kamehameha Wave/Spirit Gun type of attack.) Bulma vs. Megumi! It was basically a catfight. Bulma hit Megumi over the head with a large frying pan and won. Botan vs. Videl! To make a long story short, Videl won. Yukina vs. Sano! Sano looked at the Author like she was crazy. While Sano was giving the Author evil looks, Yukina froze him and won. (You all thought Sano would win, didn't ya?) Krillin vs. Garnico! A blond guy with black eyes walked into the arena. He wore a green karate gi, a purple headband, and yellow karate gloves. Both of them used Distructo Disk at the same time. Then, when Krillin wasn't paying attention, Garnico used a Kamehameha Wave and won. Kuwabara vs. Janelle! A girl with curly blond hair and blue eyes walked into the arena. "I can't fight her!" yelled Kuwabara, "She's a girl!" "That's right Kuwabara," said the Author, "She's a girl. And you WILL fight her!" Kuwabara cowered in fear. In perfect French, Janelle said, "Bring it on, crybaby!" Ice beams came from her eyes. Kuwabara was frozen solid. Janelle won. Piccolo vs. Sam! A white cat ran into the arena. The cat transformed into a girl with blond hair, emerald green eyes, and a white tail. Piccolo used Special Beam Cannon. Sam dodged and shot a crimson oval-shaped beam from her hands. "Cat's Eye!" she yelled. Sam won.

~*~That's it for round one! Hope you join us next time! Adios! R/R please. No flames. If your character won a fight, please tell me who you would like to fight next.

Notes: I would like to thank those who helped me.

Rio belongs to SerenityRules Kurai belongs to bahamut9999 Jenny belongs to Kleptomaniac Kelly belongs to angelkeiko300 Enjin belongs to Nnchekwube@aol.com Bob belongs to SiriousB1 Kris belongs to MatrixSailorStarKnightZ Garnico belongs to Gary Logeot Janelle belongs to Fate of Destiny

I would like to thank them all for helping me out with this fic. I would also like to thank angelkeiko for all the nice reviews. Thanx! And thanx to SiriousB1 and Fate of Destiny for writing fun fics, which helped inspire me. Please R/R!