YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT
Godrina: =talking into a microphone= WELCOME TO YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT! With: Godrina, me! Kuwabara,
Kuwabara: Hi! I'm Kuwabara from Yu-Yu Hakusho!
Godrina: and Trunks!
Trunks: Why am I here?
Godrina: because I bribed you with five hundred dollars. Trunks is from Dragonball Z and GT.
Audience: *single person claps*
Kuwabara: I'm doing the disclaimer! Godrina_of_the_Cyborgs does not own any of the animes that we are using people from. YET.
Godrina: =whispering= I plan to take over the world.
=action= ~time or place~ *sound* ____Long pause____
Kuwabara: Let's bring out our first person who needs to chill out___Vegeta!
Trunks: my dad? =runs and hides=
Kuwabara: Vegeta is a guy from Dragonball Z and GT who NEEDS TO CHILL OUT. Why, because he's way too pissy and never almost never laughs or smiles. Let's ask the audience what to torture him with!
Audience *cricket, cricket* *snore*
Godrina: =drags out Vegeta, who is tied to a chair= Lina, you take it from here.
Kuwabara: My pleasure. =picks up a mace with a great deal of effort= Well, I have to call in Keiko because I have no torture ideas that I don't want to use on Seto Kaiba.
Keiko: HI IM KEIKO FROM YU-YU HAKUSHO AND I'M HYPER BECAUSE I HAD TOO MUCH SUGAR!
Kuwabara: How should we torture Vegeta?
Keiko: I think we should get a hammer and hit him on the head and turn him good!
Kuwabara: How do you know that will even happen?
Keiko: Because I watch a lot of Dragonball Z, and Goku turned good when he got hit on the head.
Kuwabara: allllllllllrighty then. Bring out the hammer!
=Keiko goes and gets a hammer, and hits Vegeta several times on the head with it=
Vegeta: Mommy!
Kuwabara: But that's not enough! Keiko, bring out the care bears!
Vegeta: Care bears? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
=Keiko surrounds Vegeta with various stuffed care bears=
Kuwabara: remember, do not try this at home, and we do not own care bears because we don't want to and are scared of them ourselves.
Vegeta: AAAAAAAAAAAH! HELP ME!!!!!!!
Kuwabara: Alright, we've tortured Vegeta enough! =Keiko drags Vegeta offstage=
Keiko: Thank you all for reading our stupid little___show, and we'll see you next time, when we torture Seto Kaiba!
Godrina: =talking into a microphone= WELCOME TO YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT! With: Godrina, me! Kuwabara,
Kuwabara: Hi! I'm Kuwabara from Yu-Yu Hakusho!
Godrina: and Trunks!
Trunks: Why am I here?
Godrina: because I bribed you with five hundred dollars. Trunks is from Dragonball Z and GT.
Audience: *single person claps*
Kuwabara: I'm doing the disclaimer! Godrina_of_the_Cyborgs does not own any of the animes that we are using people from. YET.
Godrina: =whispering= I plan to take over the world.
=action= ~time or place~ *sound* ____Long pause____
Kuwabara: Let's bring out our first person who needs to chill out___Vegeta!
Trunks: my dad? =runs and hides=
Kuwabara: Vegeta is a guy from Dragonball Z and GT who NEEDS TO CHILL OUT. Why, because he's way too pissy and never almost never laughs or smiles. Let's ask the audience what to torture him with!
Audience *cricket, cricket* *snore*
Godrina: =drags out Vegeta, who is tied to a chair= Lina, you take it from here.
Kuwabara: My pleasure. =picks up a mace with a great deal of effort= Well, I have to call in Keiko because I have no torture ideas that I don't want to use on Seto Kaiba.
Keiko: HI IM KEIKO FROM YU-YU HAKUSHO AND I'M HYPER BECAUSE I HAD TOO MUCH SUGAR!
Kuwabara: How should we torture Vegeta?
Keiko: I think we should get a hammer and hit him on the head and turn him good!
Kuwabara: How do you know that will even happen?
Keiko: Because I watch a lot of Dragonball Z, and Goku turned good when he got hit on the head.
Kuwabara: allllllllllrighty then. Bring out the hammer!
=Keiko goes and gets a hammer, and hits Vegeta several times on the head with it=
Vegeta: Mommy!
Kuwabara: But that's not enough! Keiko, bring out the care bears!
Vegeta: Care bears? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
=Keiko surrounds Vegeta with various stuffed care bears=
Kuwabara: remember, do not try this at home, and we do not own care bears because we don't want to and are scared of them ourselves.
Vegeta: AAAAAAAAAAAH! HELP ME!!!!!!!
Kuwabara: Alright, we've tortured Vegeta enough! =Keiko drags Vegeta offstage=
Keiko: Thank you all for reading our stupid little___show, and we'll see you next time, when we torture Seto Kaiba!
