Note: THANK YOU TO YOU PPL WHO REVIEWED! ^_^

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=action= *sound* # Thought or point of view # (Me talking) ___Long pause___

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Kuwabara: OKAY! AND WELCOME BACK TO YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT! We have replaced Trunks; yes he did get his five hundred dollars, with Sora from Kingdom Hearts!

Sora: ^_^ COFFEE!!!!!!!

Kuwabara: Godrina bribed him with $565 and 5 cappuccinos. He's kinda hyper.

(Gee, do you think?)

Keiko: That's a lot of coffee he can pay for there with that much money.

Kuwabara: uh-huh. And our next torturee is___ on request from Kamylle, our very own HIEI!!!

Keiko: And here's Godrina's profile on Hiei. Hiei is a totally bishie fire demon who has almost no sense of humor, never smiles, and only laughs happily in fics. I personally think that he is really hot___? ___REMEMBER PEOPLE, THIS IS FROM GODRINA'S POINT OF VIEW, NOT MINE!

Kuwabara: ALL RIGHT! LET'S BRING OUT HIEI!

=Godrina comes out, carrying Hiei who is kicking and screaming=

Keiko: Oh! =runs over and whispers in Kuwabara's ear=

Kuwabara: We forgot the disclaimer!

Sora: LEMME DO IT! =grabs the microphone from Kuwabara= ___HI EVERYBODY! Godrina-of-the-Cyborgs does not own Yu-Yu Hakusho, or Kingdom Hearts! Even though she has the game she does not have the rights to it!

(What's that supposed to mean?)

Kuwabara: OKAY! LET THE TORTURING COMMENCE!

Hiei: I thought you said I was totally bishie and hot!

(I know. I'm torturing you, but I'm doing it with LOVE.)

=Various Hiei fans kill Godrina=

Kuwabara: then how's the story continuing?

(I can die as many times as I want, because I AM THE AUTHORESS! I CAN MAKE YOU SAY OR DO ANYTHING I WANT)

Kuwabara: What?!?! THAT'S BS!

(DO THE BEAVER JOKE FROM GREASE! (I do not own Grease.))

Kuwabara: Yes, almighty authoress. Brusha, Brusha, Brusha, get the newest flavor, it's savvy for your teeth, I think-

(No, no. Do a Scarface impression!) (Ya, know what? I do not own any of the movies mentioned)

Kuwabara: Yes, almighty authoress. Say hello to my little frie-

(Nah. Let's just get back to torturing HIEI!)

Hiei: Damn it! I thought they forgot me.

Sora: LET'S DYE HIS HAIR PINK AND WRAP HIM UP IN TOILET PAPER!

Kuwabara: I think the dying hair part might take too long.

Keiko: so?

Kuwabara: Godrina set a 500 word limit per chapter for this.

Keiko: oh.

Kuwabara: oh wait! Hiei can break free from that.

Keiko: so____ drug him so he'll fall asleep and draw on his face!

Kuwabara: That's a good idea. SORA! Put Hiei to sleep!

Sora: =whacks Hiei on the head with a hammer and Hiei becomes unconscious= Like this?

Kuwabara: that'll work.

=Sora tries to give Keiko a kiss, but she punches him=

Sora: @_@

Kuwabara: BEGIN THE TORTURE! Didn't I say that before?___ whatever.

=they scribble all over Hiei's face=

Kuwabara: we've almost reached our word limit. SO REVIEW PLEEZE ON WHO YOU WANT TORTURED NEXT AND HOW! OR JUST REVIEW!!