Kuwabara: H-hey! Welcome back to YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT! I'm your host, Kuwabara!

Keiko: And I'm Keiko!

Sora: SORA, SORA!

Kuwabara: What's wrong with him now?

Keiko: he thinks he's a Pokemon.

Kuwabara: okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Thank you everybody who reviewed, you all rock! We'd also like to introduce, our newest cast member, Lina from Slayers!

Lina: HI EVERYBODY!

Audience: *cricket chirps*

Keiko: OKAY! Let's bring out today's torturee!

Lina: Today's torturee is an eighteen-year-old with the amazing ability to fly and move at incredible speeds. An American from the Bronx in New York,

(I'm from the Bronx too, you know.)

Lina: he was kidnapped and experimented on by a secret organization, he's Jet Link, a.k.a. CYBORG 002 from the anime Cyborg 009!

Sora: Sora?

Keiko: Hey everybody, be sure to keep in mind that Godrina_of_the_Cyborgs does not own Yu-Yu Hakusho, Cyborg 009, Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, Slayers, or any other anime.

Kuwabara: Okay, all we need now is how to torture him. =Whispers= Uh, anybody got any ideas?

Sora: I have a joke book. I mean, Sora.

Lina: I have crayons.

Kuwabara: so, we have nothing, and Godrina's going to kill us for torturing-

Godrina: =entering, smiling= Hello, everyone. Kuwabara?

Kuwabara: What?

Godrina: Kuwabara, what is this? Torture the bishies? First, you torture Hiei, now you torture Jet? Why I oughta...

Sora: Sora!

Godrina: What is he doing?

Keiko: Pretending to be a Pokemon.

Kuwabara: If this is torture the bishies, then why haven't I been tortured yet?

Keiko, Lina, and Godrina: *sweatdrop* um...

Keiko: Well, you're....taken! Yeah, that's it, taken! You see, we can only torture bishies if they are single and...and you have Yukina.

Lina: =whispers to Godrina= shouldn't we tell him that he's not bishie?

Godrina: Well, I wouldn't want to ruin his fun.

Sora: =pops up between Lina and Godrina wearing a leaf on his head= SORA! ^_^.

Godrina: All right, what did you do to him?

Lina: well... % -flashback- Kuwabara, how many scoops did you use in this coffee?

Kuwabara: scoops? I thought you were supposed to just dump the can in.

Lina: dump the whole can into one mug of coffee?

=Sora comes and takes the mug of coffee=

Kuwabara: hey, where'd it go?

-end flashback- %

Godrina: ooooooooooh! Why that stupid...

=Sora begins to run around and bounce off the walls=

Sora: Sora, SORA!

Godrina: That reminds me...=takes out a baseball bat= KUWABARA YOU JERK! NO MORE TORTURING MY BISHIES! I BET YOU WERE PLANNING ON TORTURING LI FROM CARDCAPTORS NEXT! WELL, GUESS WHAT! NO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TORTURE... =chases Kuwabara out=

Lina: Well, Keiko, I guess we're stuck with bulba-boy. What do you want to do?

Keiko: Let's go to McDonalds!

=They leave=

-Sora sits alone on the stage-

Sora: Sora? Hey! Where'd everybody go?

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Thank you! Please REVIEW! I saved the bishie from being tortured, and next time, we'll torture Kuwabara, see how he likes it! Tell us how you want to torture Kuwabara. (hehehe...) PLEASE REVIEW! I WILL WRITE THE NEXT CHAPTER WHEN I HAVE 10 REVIEWS! Flamers, you are welcome to burn down my school! C'ya until then!