Same Disclaimer applies here.

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Dear Pierre,

Malfoy shall rot in hell by the time I'm done with him!!! That bloody git is going to

propose to Narcissa at the end of the year!! My -cousin- of all people! Bastard! He shall

pay...

Sirius Black.



Dear Sirius,

Er, don't you hate Narcissa?

James Potter



Dear James,

Of course I do.

Sirius Black



Dear Sirius,

Then why the hell are you so pissed that she's going to marry Malfoy?!

James Potter



Dear James,

Because it will mean I'm RELATED to MALFOY!!!

Sirius Black



Dear Sirius,

We pity you.

Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew

Dear Pierre,

Sirius is having a mental break down. Big time. Why? Well, besides the fact that he may

(what am I talking about? *Will*) be related to Malfoy by the end of the year, he found

out that James is going on a date with Lily. I think he fainted from shock. Well, according

to James's yell just now, he's still laying on the floor twitching. I better go up and make

sure he's not in a coma.

Remus Lupin

Dear Pierre,

I am going on a date with Lily! Lily Evans! The hottest, smartest, cutest, most wonderful

girl in Hogwarts! In Britain! In the world!! We're going to go to Hogsmede together this

weekend!!! I've been waiting for this day all my life! She said yes, she said yes, she said

yes!!!!

And just so you know, Sirius is being treated currently. Another couple pounds of

chocolate and he should be fine.

James Potter

Dear Pierre,

Oh. Dear. Merlin. Today is just not my day. First Malfoy, then James going out with Lily.

What next? Snape trying to kiss me?

….I swear I'll kill him if he touches me….

Need more chocolate…

Sirius Black

Dear Pierre,

She said yes, she said yes…she winked at me today!!!!

James Potter



Dear James,

Jamsie, dear, I love you. Mention Lily one more time and I knock your lights out.

Sirius Black



Dear Sirius,

Lily.

James Potter



Dear Pierre,

Um…well…I think Sirius has really lost it. He's chasing James around the common

room with a stuffed rabbit. A pink stuffed rabbit. I have no clue where he got it, really!

Anyway, James screams like a girl when faced with a rabid bunny-wielding Sirius. Oh,

good, here comes Remus to save James from almost certain doom.

Peter Pettigrew

Dear Pierre,

I have confiscated the Pink Rabbit of Doom. James is now safe from death by fuzziness.

He made up with Sirius by surrendering half his stash of candy. How the hell both Sirius

and James aren't the size of small countries by now I shall never know.

Remus Lupin

Dear Guys,

Someone has been reading Pierre! I mean, besides us!!!

Sirius Black

Dear Sirius,

I doubt it Siri. It's been locked up in my trunk. You're just being paranoid.

James Potter

Dear James,

I'm not paranoid! I swear someone has been reading it! They could be reading it right

now, we just can't see them!!!

Sirius Black



Dear Sirius,

Sirius, take your medication. Eat another thing of chocolate frogs, and go back to bed.

It'll all be okay when you get up.

Remus Lupin



Dear Remus and James,

I'm not crazy! I don't need medication! There is someone reading this! I swear! They're

learning everything!!!

Sirius Black

Dear Sirius,

Medication. Now.

James Potter and Remus Lupin

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Author's Notes: I am so so so sooooooo sorry!!! :grovels before her reviewers: Forgive

me oh great ones for not updating for so long!! I promise I'll get the next one up soon!!

I Luv Sirius Black, Kris Moffatt, Padfoot, Nemesis Muse, Joey Rose, Chocolat Elf, Cletic

Goth, Wildfire, Mr. Death Bunny, Sycogerl64-You rock my world. You are

gods/goddesses. I bow before you. I kiss your feet.



Padfoot-Fans? I have fans? Loyal fans? :faints: Don't die!! Here's the next chapter!!

Don't leave meeeee!!

Lollipop-Princess-I have obeyed your command! The Next Chapter is here!

Draconian Elflord- Of course they're all barking mad. What would be the fun if they

weren't? ^~

Mr. Death Bunny-I'm insane too!! We can all be insane together!!!

Yami Kage Kitsune-I'm glad you liked it. It's my job to make you people laugh. Since I

can't seem to do anything else.

Bible Hermione-Glad you liked it. :beams:

The Anti-Social Squirrel-You should!! :is on the computer all the time when she is not

supposed to: :whistles innocently:



Eren: Remus thanks you for you understanding and says that he sympathizes with you.

Sirius says that Erenriel and Nuiniachwen are much too nice to be trailer trash. James

says hi to Luinramwen, because he knows what it is like to be pelted with fuzzies.



Gilana-Here you go!! ^^



Heather-Thanks for reading!! Here's the next chapter!!



Flo With Me-I have obeyed your command o great one…



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Kid Majere-^_____^ And I have! Finally.. o.o



Demiguise-Glad you liked it.



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…*bump*- Sorry for taking so long!! I am so horrible… :sob:



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