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Jack Sparrow and the Black Pearl

            The moon was shining a bright wilver as Jack Sparrow snuck out to the bay of Tortuga. He didn't want any of his crew to know what he was up to. No, it was far too sinister. Even for a pirate.

            He finally reached the Black Pearl. He went on board to the steering wheel thing (I used to know what it was called!) and put his hands on it.

            "Jackypoo?" the boat asked, "Is that you?" Jack smiled.

            "Yes, Pearl. It's me" Jack cooed to the boat.

            Jack felt the boat rock and moan against the waves. Jack felt a shiver go down him.

Jack had fell in love with it the moment he saw the ship. They soon started going out. When Jack was finally reunited with the Black Pearl, they were both ecstatic. They had finally found their true loves again.

            "Is that your pistol? Or are you just glad to see me?" The boat said boldly. Jack blushed.

            "I've..." Jack became nervous, but he strengthened himself, "I've come to ask a favor of you."

            "What is it, my Jack?" The boat asked. It was already getting a feeling of what was going to happen though.

            "I… I…"

            The boat felt Jack's warm, soft body against the boat. It knew what Jack wanted.

            "I would do anything for you, Jack," The boat rasped.

            The moaning began.

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            The next morning, the crew went out to the ship. Or lack thereof.

            They were all quite agitated and started discussing where Jack could've gone. Anna Maria was being unusually quiet.

            "You be knowin' somethin', so you just tell it to us." A member of the crew rumbled. Anna Maria took a deep breath.

            "I think… I think Jack's been sneaking out to be with the boat." She confessed.

            Everyone looked very confused. What was wrong with wanting to be with the boat?

            Anna sighed. "Think about what I just told you. He wanted to be with the boat."

            The crews' eyes opened wider then humanly possible. Wait… then they wouldn't be human. Well, anyway, they were really surprised.

            "The Black… Pearl?"

            "Yes."

            The crew was scarred. Jack Sparrow and the Black Pearl were gone.

The End.