My Demented Anime Fanfic.3

Winner Mansion, Saudi Arabia.

Relena: Trowa! Trowa!! Hilde, do you know where Trowa is?

Hilde: Isn't he on the hike with everyone else?

Relena: No.

Hilde: Oh well, why should we care anyway?

Relena: I wanted to put him to work, Trowa has done nothing but sit on his butt and watch Endless Waltz all weekend (Kate :P), and plus, Quatre called, we are going to have guests for a while

Hilde: Oh.

Back at Mount Fuji.

Naruto: WHAT, SAUDI ARABIA?!!!

Quatre: Yup, that's where my mansion is; it'll be about a two our flight, so bring something to do.

Naruto: But. weren't you just here. on a weekend hike??

Quatre: Weeellll.

Heero: Stop asking questions, you're annoying enough as it is

Naruto: *not realizing who he was talking to* Shut Up, I don't have to-- *looks around and sees a very pissed off Heero reaching for his Extra, gun* ..

Quatre: Heero! It is your mission to rent us a Taxi to the Air Port. Pronto!

Heero: Mission Accepted! *Sprints over to the phone*

Kakashi: Naruto, there's an old saying that my mother used when I was your age, Think Before You Speak, and in your case, think very hard

Naruto: Ohhh, my God, I thought I saw my life flash before my eyes!

Duo: You will in a minute!

Naruto turns around to see Duo flying straight at him and land on him, very hard Quatre: DUO! You will get off of him if you want any dinner!

Duo: *momentarily stops choking Naruto* What?!! You can't do that!

Quatre: Duo, if you don't remember, YOU are staying at MY mansion, I do believe that I can do whatever I want in it, whether it be from telling you what to do to starving you for the night

Duo: Damn you Quatre, YOU'LL GET YOURS!!!

Heero returns from the phone

Heero: Taxi will arrive in 34 minutes and 25 no wait, 24 seconds at the highway at the bottom of Fuji *snaps out of it* Damn you Quatre, I'll get you for this!

Quatre: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I've been hearing that a lot lately

3 hours later: Winner Mansion

Relena: Look! There back.what is that strapped to the top of the car?

We see Heero drive his car up to the Mansion, on top of the car we see Naruto kicking and screaming for someone to untie him.

Hilde, Trowa and Relena: .

Heero storms through the doors and into the bathroom

Relena: What's up with you guys, why did you strap a little boy to the top of the car?

Duo: Lack of room in Heero's car, Heero was laughing so hard he almost peed his pants, but me, I staid cool

Heero: *coming out of the bathroom* Don't lie to Relena, You were laughing as hard as I was

Sakura: DUO-KUN!!!!

Sakura jumps on top of Duo and wraps her arms around Duo's neck, and her legs around his waist

Duo:. oh damnit.

We then see a fuming Sasuke enter the Mansion with a very pissed off Naruto

Sasuke: (thinking) I am so going to kill that ass if he tries anything (outloud) don't even think about it.

Duo: .damnit, damnit, damnit.

Hilde: um, Duo, who's your friend?

Sasuke: That's right!! They are JUST friends!

Sakura: Hsssssssssssss. Who are you to MY Duo-kun?

Hilde: um, his girlfriend

Sakura: Hssssssssssssssssss, Hsssssssssssssssssss, Hssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!,

Duo: um, could you possibly stop that?

Sakura: Anything for my Duo-kun! *still hanging on to him*

Duo: .great *walks off*

Trowa: Quatre, please explain!

Quatre: They're going to be staying with us for a while

Trowa: Oh, please excuse me *runs after Duo and Sakura*

Everyone else:.

Heero: OH SHIT!!!!!!!

Quatre: what is it?

Heero: WE LEFT WUFEI AT MOUNT FUJI!!!!!!!!!

Relena: Just send them money or something and have them get back on their own

Quatre: good plan

Heero: but, that's not the problem, do realize how much he's going to bitch and moan when he gets back, I might be force to kill him!!!

Relena: Just threaten him or something

Quatre: good plan
Everyone suddenly a low growl from behind them and turn around to find Sasuke looking like he was about to open someone's vein, and starring in the direction that Duo Sakura and Trowa went

Naruto: Sasuke-

Sasuke: EXCUSE ME!!! *Runs off after Duo, Sakura and Trowa*

Everyone: .