My Demented Anime Fanfic.4

Heero: Huh, where's Relena?

Trowa: Oh, she and Hilde went window shopping downtown, they said that their gonna be back late

Heero: Oh god, please tell me that they are ONLY going window-shopping?!

Trowa: What, why?

Heero: You mean, you don't remember?

Flashback****

(Heero): Good God!!! You maxed out my credit card. You said you were only going shoe shopping!!

(Relena): Oh, I know. but I couldn't resist! So I bought a few outfits too.

(Heero): A FEW OUTFITS!!! Do realize How much money I put on my card?!

(Relena): um. no?

(Heero): $100,000!!!, What did you do, buy the whole store?!!

End of flash back***

Trowa: Oh yeah, she didn't talk to you for a week

Heero: but first she beat the crap outta me!! *Grabs Trowa's shoulder* I don't wanna get beaten up by Relena, again, it doesn't tickle!!

Trowa: Well, did you give her your credit card again?

Heero: well, I wouldn't have, but she never gave it back!!

Trowa: Oh.

They hear Heero's car pull up to the house.again

Heero: Oh God, they're here

Trowa: Now, now, just calm down-

Heero: Calm Down?! How the hell am I suppose to calm down?! I might be bankrupt as we speak, man!

Heero looks out of the window, and sees, a giant boomerang strapped to the top of the car (wink, wink)

Heero: That boomerang looks expensive!!

Relena and Hilde get out of the car, along with five other people, four of which are dressed like their actors. of some sort.

Heero: OH GOD!! SHE BOUGHT A CAST OF THEATRE ACTORS!!! That's it, I screwed!

Relena: Heero, do you mind if we sleep on the couch for a few nights?

Heero: *on the verge of crying* wh-what.

Trowa: *on the verge of laughing* I think she's trying to say that one of those people are going to stay in your room

Relena: Yup!

Heero: NOOOO! They're permanent?!

Relena: huh?

Trowa: PHPHPWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! H-he thinks you bought them, hehehahahahahaha!!

Relena: What, oh no, my poor He-chan! *Walks over to Heero who is weeping, crumpled over on the floor.

Relena: Don't worry; I didn't buy these people, their just staying with us for a while

Heero: *sniff*, you mean it?

Two girls walk into the mansion, one of which is wearing armor and is carrying the boomerang, the other is dressed in a school uniform, and on top of her head there is a little fox.thing. After the two girls we see two guys walk in, one of them is wearing nothing but red, and had long white hair, and had dog ears (oooooooooo), the other man is wearing long black robes and has a staff

Dog Boy: um. why are we here again?

Staff Boy: The red head over there dragged us along Normal Girl: Quit complaining, or would you two rather like to stay at a crappy, no cable motel?

R Boy and S Boy: A what?

N Girl: N-Never mind!

Boomerang Girl: Well, I'm not complaining! This Mansion is bigger than the ones that use to be in my village!

Trowa: Yes, I'm sure

Heero: Relena. EXPLAIN!

Relena: W-well, it's really, quite a funny story really.

Flashback****

(Relena): Oh, oh! Look at this, isn't this sooo Kawaii?!

(Hilde): Yes, yes, very kawaii, wow, look over there at those people, the ones dressed up like, I think it's the warring ages of Japan. in Saudi Arabia.

(Relena): Oh, oh, where have I seen those people before??

(Hilde): You know them??

(R Boy): Where in the Seven Hells are we?

(S Boy): Maybe we should ask the Lady Kagome

(N Girl): What?! Don't ask me, this sure as hell ain't Tokyo!

(R Boy): Well, you should be the one to find out where we are, because you're the one who got us into this trouble!

(Kagome): IInu Yashaaaa.

(Inu Yasha): Well Kagome, since you're the one that screwed us up, what are we gonna do?

By this time, people are starting to stare, but, of coarse, they have not noticed yet.

(Kagome): Inu Yasha.

(inu Yasha): Hmmm. (Kagome):SIT!!

(Relena): Oh, now I know! There the people from this show in Japan, oh, what's the name, Inu Yasha, that's it!

(Hilde): Oh. yeah

Relena runs over to them

(Relena): You're those actors from that show in Japan, I love you guys

(Kagome):. what.?

(Inu Yasha): Kagome, what's a show?

(Kagome): I'll explain later, what show??

(Relena): You know, the show called 'Inu Yasha', that is such a cool show.

(B Girl): um, Kagome, I don't mean to change the subject, but where are we gonna stay until we can get back home?

(Hilde):.Oh crap, here it comes.

(Relena): Oh, we live in a mansion, do you wanna stay with us?

(S Boy): Mansion?

(Kagome): Um, thank you, but we don't even know you-

(Relena): Oh that's know problem, my names Relena, you're names Kagome, Inu Yasha, Sango, and Miroku, now come on!

(Kagome): Now wait just a- whoa

Relena starts dragging them to the car

End of Flashback***

By this time, even our new guests, including our original characters are looking at Relena like she needs a cat scan.

Trowa: Do you know where Sakura is? *looking at Heero*

Heero: um, why?

Trowa: Oh. no reason. just wondering

Duo: Seriously Sakura! You need to let go!

Trowa: Never mind! *runs over towards Duo's voice*

Heero: Oh, great, we don't have one child malester in the house but two, why must I know these people.

Duo: I heard that Heero, you ass hole!

Trowa: Duo, I'll pay ten bucks to get her off of you

Duo: Sold!

Sakura: NOOOOOOOOO!!

We then hear furniture being turned over and fragile things breaking, a plate suddenly rolls in from the other room, and we see Sakura walk out of the room, dragging Duo off to another room, looking very pissed off. She looks over and sees all those people, and hisses at them loud enough to make them all flinch, and moves on.

Everyone: .

To be continued.