My Demented Anime Fanfic.6

Duo: *looking over status papers for his Gundam* Damnit, why doesn't this work, I keep dividing, adding, subtracting, hell, I've even multiplied, and the numbers still don't work!

Sakura: What?

Duo: Oh God, you're still here? Have you let go of me even once today?

Sakura: um.what's the problem?

Duo: I don't the sum of money it's going to cost to repair my Gundam, I don't know where all this extra money is coming from

Sakura: let me look at it

Duo: Why?

Sakura: I might be able to solve it

Duo: Wahahahahahahahahaha! That's funny! Wait, give me that back!

Sakura: Wow, this is just simple Algebra! All you need to do is *starts mumbling algebraic terms and solving the problem*

Duo: .how.?

Sakura: There, all done, it wasn't as hard as you thought, the extra money was just coming from ammo you use when operating it!

Duo: .oh, you might not be such a pain after all; I think I'll keep you!

Sakura: Yaaaay!

And as Sakura screams with joy, our favorite revenge thirsty Ninja spies from a corner of the hanger.

Sasuke: *thinking to himself* that Bastard, what's with all that 'I think I'll keep you' crap??

Meanwhile in the living room

Quatre: Now, please don't be mad at me but-

Heero: You invited more people over, didn't you? Quatre: Yeeeaaaah

Kagome: What?! It's hectic enough around here-

Heero: Because of you!

Kagome: What?! What the hell did I do??

Heero: You showed up, that's what!

Kagome: Whoopty f***in' do!!

Quatre: Wow, wow, wow, watch the mouth there, you wanna talk like that, do it outside

Heero: hey! Are you mocking me now little girl??

Kagome: *Sarcastically* Oh, goodness gracious no!! I would never mock The Perfect Soldier if my life depended on it!!

Heero: FLOOZY!!!

Kagome:.Excuse me?! Did you just call me a Floozy??

Heero: Oh I'm sorry, would slut be a better word?

Suddenly Trowa comes skidding into the room.

Trowa: HEERO!!! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE NOW!!!

Trowa drags Heero out of the room.

Trowa: What the hell is wrong with you??!

Heero: What, she was asking for it

Trowa: THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU DO THAT!!

Heero: What?

Trowa: THAT!!

Heero: I was just calling her names; she's not going to get mad because of That!

Trowa: Heero, do you know what floozy and slut mean?

Heero: .n-no. Trowa: no man on the face of this earth does, but what we Do know is, that who ever calls a woman that, suddenly disappears the next day, and are never heard from again. And the scary thing is, if you see the girl that was called those things the next day, she has a, sort of satisfied look on her face.

Heero: y-yer kidding.

Trowa: God I wish I were

Suddenly, both of them here interesting noises coming from the living room.

Quatre: Kagome, no, no put that down, he didn't mean he OWWWWW. NO, No that's sharp, you could hurt somebody if you point that end at them!!

Kagome: ANYONE WHO GETS IN MY WAY IS GONNA DIE!!!

Trowa: Good luck my friend

Trowa runs off

Kagome enters the room, flames flying out of her mouth like Yubaba from Spirited Away.

Heero: heh, h-hi Kagome

Kagome: HEERO YUY!!

Heero: *thinking* think, think, what always works when sucking up to women, ooooo, I got it! *out loud* Oh, um, Kagome, have you lost weight? Because wow, you look great!

Kagome stops charging at him with the sword, and looks at him confusingly

Kagome: r-really.?

Heero: O-oh yeah! Have you looked into the mirror? It's like you're a whole new person!

Kagome: well, I wouldn't go That far. I mean yeah, I exercise every now and then, but do I really look like I-

Heero: Oh yeah, and slim girls like you shouldn't be murdering guys that don't know what their sayin' half the time and land themselves in jail, why don't you go out and have a latte with your friends.

Kagome looks at the sword, drops it, and skips off to look for Inu Yasha.

Trowa and Quatre both look at Heero as if he was insane. Trowa:.how did you.?

Heero: I guess it's just my *runs his hand through his hair* manly charm

We here the door bell ring

Quatre: The other guests are here!! Lets get the door!! *runs to the door as fast as he can*

Heero: Quatre, I'm already sleepin' on the couch, no way in hell you movin' me to the floor!

Quatre opens the door, six girls are standing at the door, all six of them are holding folders that carry pictures of their favorite anime characters, one of these girls, is in fact, the writer if our demented story!

Kate: QUATRE!!

Quatre: KATE!!

Both huge like old friends

Paige: WHERES BOROBORO?!!

Caitlin K: first off, his names HoroHoro, you should know that, second off, he hasn't been written in yet

Caitlin M: Where's Tasuki??

Caitlin K: Neither has he!

Melody: What about Trowa?

Trowa: I-I'm right here

Melody pushes everybody aside, grabs Trowa's arm and drags him off into another room.

Heero: Hey, I have a question, how come pansies like Trowa and Quatre get idolized, but cool characters like me and Duo don't

Caitlin K: Hey! You ever call Trowa a pansy again and I'll slap you so hard you grandma'll flinch!!

Kate: Ditto to me too!!

Helen: Caitlin, when is Amiboshi going to enter the picture?

Caitlin M: Yeah, and when is Tasuki going to?

Caitlin K: does it look like I would know?

Helen: Well yeah, after all, you are the one writing this thing

Caitlin K: That, is beside the point!

Caitlin M: Not really, in fact it's exactly the point

Caitlin K: You will see them when you see them, Helen, Sasuke is in the Gundam Hanger, Caitlin, Trowa is off somewhere with Melody, have fun.

And with that, Caitlin K. disappeared off somewhere for most of the day.

Meanwhile, guess who's still in the hanger?

Duo: Sakura, come!

Sakura: yes Duo-sama, do I have ta call you sama, I like kun much better

Duo: Sakura, you do as I say, is that clear?

Sakura: Of coarse Duo-kun-

Duo: Sakura--,

Sakura: Si-gh, Sama, what do you want me to do?

Duo: work out these papers for me, I don't understand them *hands papers to Sakura*

Sakura: *looking at the papers confusingly* but, this is only adding and subtracting, I'm sure that-

Duo: Sakura--, I said that I didn't understand them, what do you do when I don't understand things?

Sakura: Si----gh, do them for you

Duo: Good girl! Now get to it

Sasuke: That bastard is gonna get his ass kicked so bad he wont be able to sit for a week.!

Helen: HI!!

Sasuke: GYAAAA!!!

Both Duo and Sakura turn around

Sasuke: Shimatta!! Shhhh

When Duo and Sakura don't hear anything else, they turn back around

Helen: Ohhh, I get it, you're spyin' on them

Sasuke: Yeah, now go away

Helen: Oh Sasuke-kun, that's so like you!

Sasuke: "kun"?

Helen: I think I'll join you!

Sasuke: No! I'm mean, you'll ruin the effect

Helen: What effect?

Sasuke: Well, Sakura has been taken hostage by Shinigami, and I'm going to jump in any minute, and gallantly rescue her-

Helen: So you can win back her affection?

Sasuke: What, how did you know, I mean, no.

Helen: But don't you like her?

Sasuke: NO!! Why would you think that?!

Helen: I'll take that as a yes

Sasuke: WHAT, NO!!

Helen: Might wanna quiet down slim, they'll hear ya

Sasuke: Who's slim??

Helen: My God.

Sasuke: Who're you??

Helen: Oh My God. Mean while, somewhere else in the giant anime infested house

Trowa: Where are we??

Melody: In the attic of this place

Trowa: Oh, and you are??

Melody: My names Melody, and I'm your biggest fan!

Trowa: re-ally?

Melody: The other Gundam Wing characters are nothing compared to you!

Trowa: YOU AGREE TOO??

Melody: Oh yeah!!

Trowa: Do ya wanna go watch endless waltz??

Melody: I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!

Trowa: ME TOO!!

Melody and Trowa scamper downstairs to the big screen TV, but suddenly Melody stops and runs back upstairs, dragging Trowa with her

Melody: RUN!!

Trowa: What??

Melody: It's Caitlin!

Trowa: and Caitlin is.

Melody: Caitlin is another one of your fans

Trowa: and that's a bad thing?

Melody: FOR ME!!

Suddenly Caitlin M bursts through the door

Caitlin M: Hi, Melody, what are you doing up here with Trowa?

Melody: Um, nothin'. Caitlin M: Well Tasuki isn't here yet, so I'm gonna hang out with you until he gets here!

Trowa: GREAT!

Melody: Gre----at.

To Be Continued.