My Demented Anime Fanfic... 7

0 Heero: Where's Relena now?

Kim: She and Kate and Caitlin went shopping. I think

Heero: You think?

Kim: It was either shopping, or going to the movies

Heero: Your friends. don't like to buy things. do they?

Kim: I don't think so; they're not big on buying cloths and stuff like that

Heero: Oh thank God.

Suddenly we hear people laughing in the living room, Heero and Kim walk in to find Kate, Quatre, Melody Caitlin M, and Trowa sitting a big comfy couch, watching Endless Waltz. Duo and Sakura walk in to see what all the commotion is about.

Duo: Hey! Look, it's me!!

Sakura runs over to the couch and sits next to Kate, Duo follows her, but finds the couch packed, with no room, but that's not a problem for the great Shinagami!

Duo: Sakura, get up.

Sakura: What? Why?

Duo: Because there isn't any room on the couch for me

Sakura: There's room on the floor

Duo: Sakura-

Sakura rolls her eyes, and sits down on the floor. Duo smiles and sits in Sakura's place

Kate: You really are cruel!

Duo: What?

Kate: oh, never mind.

Paige: LOOK WHO I FOUND MEDETAITING IN A CLOSET!!

Everyone jumps in surprise at Paige; they turn around to see Paige, dragging Kakashi by his hair.

Sakura: So That's where you've been all this time, in a closet!

Kakashi: And you can't blame me either! This house is way too crazy!

Quatre: Well, now that you're here, sit down and watch the movie with us!

Kakashi: I'd love to, but I need to go-

Paige: Oh no you don't Kakashi, now that I've found you, you ain't goin' nowhere

Just as Paige and Kakashi sit down, we hear the door swing open and a mob of people flood into the house, the mob of people consisted of: Kagome, Inu Yasha, Sango, Miroku and Shippo, who went out for coffee. Caitlin K, Relena, and a bunch of other people that haven't been introduced to our story yet, one of the new persons was, in fact a panda, a man with a mohock, and a little yellow rodent type thing. Relena is carrying the rodent, and dragging the panda into the house, and had a rope around a little thirteen year old boy, and was dragging him into the house.

Heero: Relena----

Relena: Caitlin and I went to go see Cowboy Bebop the movie, and saw these people's at the theatre too!

*Flashback*

Caitlin K: Ed is definitely my favorite character!

Relena: I don't know, that weird guy that was amune to everything was pretty cool too

Caitlin: Well, yeah, I guess

Relena: Hey, why didn't Kate come?

Caitlin: She and Quatre were wa-

Relena: Hey, look at those people over there!

Caitlin: Are you listening?

Relena: Look, one of them is a panda!

Caitlin: I know Re-

Relena: and then there's another group of people over there with a bunch of weird animal things!

Caitlin: Relena?

Relena: Oh look, look at the other group over there with the cute little boy, you know, the one in the robes with the little ponytail?

Caitlin: Yes Relena, I know

Suddenly Relena is gone, and miraculously materializes over by the panda. Caitlin watches as Relena has a conversation with the one of the girls in the group, suddenly Relena grabs the panda, runs over to the people with the animals, talks to, the single girl in that group, grabs the yellow rat, runs over to the people in the other group, talks to a man that looks amazingly like a woman, grabs the little boy then starts running back to the mansion, with 23 people following her.

*flashback end*

Heero: RELENA!!

Relena: HEERO!!

Caitlin: *clinging to a man with blue hair, and the mohock* Caitlin, Tasuki has appeared!!

Caitlin M comes running out of the living room, and hurls herself at the surprised ex-bandit.

Heero: Quatre! Get your butt in, this involves you too!

Kate: How does this involve Qua-chan??

Heero: It's his house!!

Kagome: Inu Yasha, I think that we're gonna have ta give up our room

Inu Yasha: NO!!

Quatre: It's all right, I have plenty of hidden rooms in this mansion to fit all of you in to, no worries, Kate-chan, I'll be back in about ten minutes!

Miroku: Sango, may we take our leave, it's getting a tad too crowded in this room

Sango: Want to go watch one of those things that they have in this world, ohhh, what do they call theeem, Movies! That's it, wanna go see one? Miroku: Doesn't that require money?

Sango: Kagome, can I borrow some yen?

Kagome: Well, you could, but it wouldn't do you any good

Sango: why not??

Kagome: Have you forgotten where we are?

Sango: I never knew in the first place, no one ever told me

Quatre: My mansion is in Saudi Arabia, which means that you are in Saudi Arabia

Sango: Why don't they accept yen??

Kate: It's different currency; it really sucks, because I can't use my American money here either

Quatre: Kate-chan, you could always just ask me if you want me to buy you something

Melody shoots into the room, still dragging Trowa

Melody: Now wait just one minute here!! How come Kate gets to use Quatre's credit card, and none of us do?

Sango sprints over to Quatre, grabs him by the collar and picks him up off the ground

Sango: Quatre.I want.to go watch a movie. I don't have the right currency.what are You. going to do about this. HMMMM??!

Kate: Leave my Qua-chan alone!!

Quatre: Well, I, I give you my credit card!

Sango: THAT'S RIGHT!!

Sango grabs Quatre's credit card, grabs Miroku and storms out the door. During all of this, our new guests have been watching dumbfounded at the events that just occurred in the room just now, and to save inc and time, we are just going to assume that we already know their names!

Misty: Why are we here again?

Miaka: Well, I don't know about you, but there was just this really bright flash of light and it transported us to here. wherever, 'here' is Brock: HI, MY NAME IS BROCK!! And may I be the first person to say that yiu look lovely tonight, whereing your short miniskirt school uniform!

Misty: BROCK!! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!!

Miaka: Tamahome-, that persons scaring me-

Tamahome: Yow, back off dude, she's taken!

But by this time, Brock is not listening because he has seen another pretty lady that he feels he needs to try to hook up with

Kagome:. um, hi?

Brock: Will you go out with me??

Inu Yasha: Hey look, it's a younger, stupider version of Miroku! And by the way no

Caitlin: Chichiri, you wanna go into another room and watch a movie?

Chichiri: What's a movie?

Caitlin: It's a form of entertainment; I think you'll like it

Caitlin M: Yeah, let's join them Tasuki!

Caitlin K: Come on; let's watch some Naruto!

Suddenly Naruto appears out of wherever he was in

Naruto: Did someone just call me?

Caitlin M: Maybe we should watch Shaman King instead

Caitlin K: Yeah

Paige: *dragging Kakashi* I wanna watch too, come on Kakashi!

Kakashi: Could you possibly let go of my hair?

Sakura: I'm coming too!

Duo: Sakura, you have work to do, besides, I want to watch Shaman King, and you're not aloud to watch whatever I'm watching when I'm watching it!

Sasuke and Helen both spring around the corner to confront Duo Sasuke: You have enslaved your last Shinigami!!

Helen: Who are you trying to be? Superman?

Sasuke: Shut up Helen, you're ruining the effect again!

Helen: Translation, I'm in the way of you getting Sakura to like you again!

Sasuke: Yeah! I mean, no.

Helen: Fine, I don't care anymore! Besides, one of my favorite characters has arrived!

Helen runs over to Amiboshi, and grabs him by the arms and drags him into the room with Caitlin K and Caitlin M and Chichiri and Tasuki, too watch Shaman King, While Kate, Quatre, Melody, Trowa, Sakura and Sasuke go back into the other living room to watch the rest of Endless Waltz.

Duo: What happened to my personal slave?

Ash: Your personal what??

Duo: Slave kid, ever heard of one?

Ranma: Who hasn't? Only weak people that can't do anything on their own have personal slaves!

Ash: But that's not the point, enslaving people are wrong!

Pikachu: Pika, Pi.

Everyone stops what they're doing to look at the yellow rat

Duo: What. the hell. is THAT??

Ryoga: I think this house is infested, Akane! Watch out! There might be more of those giant ugly rodents around here!

Ash: What! Pikachu isn't a rodent, he's my friend!

Ukyo: he named it!

Akane: and calls it his friend. gross.

Misty: Ash, I don't think this world has Poke'mon

Ash: I think you're right Genma: Ranma! Maybe if we get rid of all the rats in this house, they'll give us a free meal!

Soun: Excellent idea Genma! Lets get to it!

Relena: Stop! Pikachu isn't a rat, it was in one of the other shows I watch, I think it's cute!

Ash: Show?

Shampoo: Weird girl said that we were from show too!

Hotohori: She said the same thing to me as well; I don't understand what she meant

Ukyo: And that guy over there doesn't know what a show is?

Kagome: Hey! I've seen you on TV too; you're on that show called Fushigi Yugi!

Miaka: No we're not! But wait; aren't you people from that show called Inu Yasha?

Inu Yasha: What? There's a show named after me??

Kagome: And you people are from that show called Ranma ½!

Ryoga: That's ridiculous! I would never be able to find my way to the studio, if I were on a show, which I'm not!

Nabiki: Wait, you people Are from Fushigi Yugi, and you three Are from Inu Yasha!

Shippo: Kagome, what's a show?

Kasumi: Well, you all do look vaguely familiar, like I saw you on TV before.

Inu Yasha: Duo, do something about these people!

Duo: Me?! No way, I'm trying my best to stay out of this!

Kagome: AND YOU!! *Points at Duo* you're from that show called Gundam Wing, I LOVE THAT SHOW!!

Duo: Don't you even Try to get me into this! I Do Not Care, if I am from a show in your world! Lets leave it at that! Come on Heero, Relena; let's leave while we still can!

Inu Yasha: Come on Kagome! Lets go too.

Kagome: There's Ranma, and Akane, and Nabiki, and Kasumi, there's Shampoo, Ukyo, oh look, Ryoga too!

Inu Yasha: Oh boy.

To be continued.