My Demented Anime Fanfic..8

Kagome: Why is it that all of the characters that I have seen on shows at home are suddenly here, at this place??

Inu Yasha: I couldn't tell ya

Kate: Well, I'm not a character, so I'm thinkin' that this is pretty cool!

Caitlin M: Hey, We're Caitlin and Chichiri??

Helen: They left talking upstairs awhile ago

Melody: Trowa, lets join them!

Trowa: But I'm Hungry!

Tasuki: If yer askin' me, I think that Chichiri is movin' way too fast

Everyone stares at Tasuki like he's insane

Caitlin M: Tasuki, what are you talking about

Kim: You don't think that Chichiri.

Caitlin M: GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!

Heero: I'm not a part of this conversation, don't look at me

Helen: We weren't

Kate: Maybe we should check on them, just in case

Caitlin M: Wait; we don't even know what Tasuki meant by that! Tasuki, what did you mean??

Tasuki: Well, the guy friggin' suffers the death of 'is best friend and family after discov'rin, that 'is fiancée was cheatin' on 'im with 'is best friend. I'm just sayin' that he maybe should wait a few more years till he should start hitting on girls!

Everyone:.!!!

Caitlin M: Tasuki, why would you say that???!!!

Tasuki: Jeez, don't you people 'ave eyes?? Did you see the way he was coming onto that girl?? But what surprises me is that, she is really young, how old izzat girl?

Kim: Fourteen, how old is Chichiri?

Tasuki: Twenty-five

Chiriko: I think we're all forgetting the fact that Chichiri is a monk, wouldn't this be strictly against his religion?

Tasuki: I'd think so

Kate: I still think we should check

Helen: I don't think there's anything to worry about, lets just forget about this conversation

And Helen is the first one up the stairs and into Caitlin's room, everyone close behind her. We then find Caitlin K, Chichiri, Kakashi and Paige playing on the PS2 that Quatre just happened to have.

Caitlin M: SEE!! I told you people to quit thinking that way, DID I NOT!!!!

Kate: Well, I think that this problem all started when SOMEONE gave us the idea!!

Everyone turns to Tasuki

Tasuki: W-what??

Caitlin M: You know what!!

Caitlin: What's going on, why are you all in my room??

Helen: WHY DON'T YOU ASK TASUKI!!!!!

Chichiri: Why? Did he say anything??

Paige: Knowing Tasuki, which I don't, I'd probably say 'Yes'

Ash: What's going on in here?

Ash suddenly walks in with Pikachu and everyone begins to glare at the yellow rodent, so it desides to go find Misty and leaves

Ash: Did you hear me??

Helen: Go on Tasuki, don't be afraid, tell Chichiri what you assumed

Chichiri: Wait, Tasuki assumed something about me, that isn't good, No Da Tasuki: Well, I thought that you were, um, ya see, the thing IS, I thought that, um, you were, um, well, you went up stairs with her so I, um, I ju-

Chichiri: STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!!! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK THIS??!!

Caitlin K: I'm lost

Tasuki: Well, you can't blame me for thinkin' that you were flirting with a girl!!

Caitlin K: What Now??

Chichiri: SHE'S FOURTEEN!!!!!!

Tasuki: I realize this

Chichiri: THEN WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT??!!

Caitlin K: I think I'm going to try and make my own liquor down stairs; I really need to think about something else, then what Tasuki's perverted mind assumed!!

Heero: I Join You!

Caitlin M: Tasuki, I'll be down in the kitchen once you're done here

Tasuki: NO!! WAIT! YOU CAN"T LEAVE ME HERE!!! CAITLIN!!!

Kakashi: Did you people here what those three are doing down stairs?

Inu Yasha: *whispers* No! Don't tell them, this is getting interesting!

Miroku: *appears out of nowhere* Indeed, I quite agree Inu Yasha, by the way, where did lady Kagome and Lady Sango go?

Paige: They went down stairs with the two Caitlin's and Heero to make liquor

Suddenly Trowa Disappears and we hear Duo sprinting down the hall towards the Kitchen

Quatre: W-what did you say??

Paige: I think you heard me, so I refuse to repeat myself!

Tasuki: You people make liquor too?! I want some!!

Chichiri: Hold it! I'm not done with you yet No Da, but I first want to stop those seven from making liquor, besides, I wanna have some too

Everyone heads down to the kitchen to stop two fourteen year old girls and a fifteen-year-old boy from killing themselves, but when they get to the Kitchen, the door is pad locked

Kagome: NOOOOOOOOOO!! Open the door Damn it!! You can't hog it all!!!

Sango: Kagome, is home made liquor good??

Kagome: It's the best kind, I caught grandpa making it once and took it away from him because he's old, and I tried it in my room, I got hooked!!

Paige: The only reason she's doing it because she remembered reading it from a Gundam Wing Fanfic, if she hadn't remember it, she'd probably be yelling at Tasuki with Chichiri right now

Sasuke and Sakura run around the corner and straight into the mob of people gathered around the Kitchen door

Sasuke: We heard something about alcohol being made in the Kitchen, so we wanted to see

Chichiri: We're trying to stop them, but they pad locked the door with a steal wall, don't ask me how

Meanwhile in the Kitchen.

Heero: Now lets boil it for 3 days, then it should be ready, why did you wanna make this stuff again??

Caitlin K: I read too much, and remembered this from something I read

Caitlin M: Just something that I haven't done yet, new experiences

Kagome: *through the wall* OPEN THE DOOR DAMN IT!!!! I WANT SOME TOO!!!

Three Days later

Heero: It's ready!

Caitlin K: Finally!

Caitlin M: Is this gonna give us a hangover once we're done?

Heero: Only if you drink too much, but don't worry, I'll make sure that you don't!!

Caitlin K: Are we ready yet?

Caitlin M: I've got the glasses!

They each poor each other a large glass of home aid brew

Caitlin M: Bottom's up!

They each drink the whole glass; Caitlin K stumbles back and falls on her butt, cupping her hands over her mouth, Caitlin M stumbles back and catches the counter to lean on, also cupping her hands over her mouth

Caitlin K: That. was Awful!

Caitlin M: Ditto. I'm never drinkin' That stuff, ever again.

Both of them dive at the kettle for another glass.

*1 hour later* Back out on the other side of the steel wall

Tasuki: I don't hear nothin', ya think they've pasted out?

Chichiri: That wouldn't be good No Da. But, well, they have been in there for three full days

Kagome: I'm gonna open a vein if they don't let me have any of the drink, and it won't be mine!

Inu Yasha: Kagome, calm down, it can't be that good

Kagome shoots Inu Yasha a scary death stare, and Inu Yasha shuts up

Misty: Aren't they under aged?

Helen: Yeah, so?

Misty: Well, then isn't this illegal?

Yui: I think it's illegal to be making Liquor period

Duo: WOW! Where'd You come from??

Yui: Give me a break! I haven't had one line in this whole stupid fic, so shut up!

Duo: That wasn't the answer I was looking for

Yui: Grrrrrr, si-gh, I can from that weird place with all the robots

Quatre, Trowa and Duo: YOU WERE IN THE HANGER??!!

Yui: Um, Yeah, so?

Duo: Did you touch any of the Gundams?? Did you touch Deathsycths??

Trowa: What about Heavyarms, I didn't touch Heavyarms did you??

Quatre: You better not have touched my Sandrock!!

Yui: Um.

Duo: Well??! Did You??!

Yui: No.

Trowa: Oh Thank God

Yui: Well, there was one that I touched

Trowa Quatre and Duo: WHAT?!

Yui: I think it was the. 'Gundam' thing called Wing Zero

Quatre: Oh Thank You Lord!!

Yui: And it started talking to me

At this statement, everyone turns around, including the obsessed to get in the Kitchen Kagome

Yui: W-what?

Suddenly, the missing Gundam Boy and Sally make their appearances at long last

Wufei: DUO YOU BASTARD!!

Duo: Not now, please not now!

Wufei sprints around the corner and into the 'anime infested kitchen.

Wufei: What the hell Is this?

Quatre: Wufei *ahem* so good to see you, these, all these, people are our guests

Wufei: For how long?

Trowa: Couldn't tell ya

While Wufei stares in confusion, Duo makes his getaway into his and Hilde's room

Inu Yasha: Screw this, I haven't eaten in three days, I'm opening this door!!

Inu Yasha unsheathes the Tetsusaiga and busts down the door

Everyone enters the room to find Heero wearing a tutu, and a Lakers foam finger (I hate the Lakers) Caitlin K dressed up as Vash from Trigun, and pretending, and very badly, to not want to kill people and save the planet, in which all of her friends know that she could care less about the planet's survival and wouldn't even begin to hesitate to kill someone if they pissed her off. Caitlin M was dressed up as Ash from Poke'mon and was pretending to throw a Poke'ball and shout out attacks to the invisible beast! Both of them also pass out while Inu Yasha was busting the door down. Kagome sprints into the room and heads straight for the kettle

Kagome: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Sobbing* they drank it a-ll!!

Miroku: and looks like they had fun in the process too

Melody: Was Caitlin K acting like Vash just now?

Helen: Yeah, I think it was

Kate: *Snort* Now That's funny

Paige: Wow, what a mess, gross

Ash: hey, is that girl dressed up as me??

Kim: Yup

Ash: Why?

Kim: Well, you have to admit, you Are a pretty lame character, out of a, pretty lame TV Show

Ash: Hey!!

Pikachu: Pickachu!!

Inu Yasha: THAT'S IT, IF SOMEONE DOESN'T HET THAT LITTLE RAT OUT OF HEAR WITHIN THE NEXT SECOND, I'LL KILL IT MYSELF!!! Ash grabs Pickachu and Runs out of the Kitchen as fast as he can. Suddenly, Heero wakes up, and sees himself, in a tutu and Lakers foam finger.

Heero: What the F***?!

Duo: Look, sleeping Beauty awakens

Heero: Why am I in a tutu, and OH GOD, LAKERS!! I HATE THEM!!

Kagome: *sob* greedy pigs.*sniff*

Sango: Home aid Liquor can't be That good!

Tasuki: Shows how much You know!

Suddenly Caitlin M wakes up

Caitlin M: Um, why are you all in here?

Kagome: BECAUSE WE THOUGHTT HAT YOU MIGHT JUST BE GENEROUS ENOUGH TO SAVE SOME FOR US!!!

Caitlin M: . what?

Heero: She's talking about the home aid liquor

Caitlin M: O

Kagome: I COULD KILL YOU!!

Inu Yasha: Ok Kagome, that's enough, let Me do the killing!

Inu Yasha drags Kagome out of the kitchen, suddenly we hear a very loud command from the dining room

Kagome: SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!

Inu Yasha: WENCH!!

Kagome: SIT!!

And Kagome comes running into the kitchen and jumps on Heero, trying to inflicked pain on him for being so "selfish". Well, Heero knocks her out

Heero: I think that she should take a nice, long, very long, nap, like, for the rest of the story!! Kate: Yeah, I think so too, but Caitlin would never get rid of Kagome, it's just one of her things, she's violent, crazy, And unreasonable!

Caitlin K: .I heard that Kate.

Caitlin K, finally wakes up

Kate: .no you didn't. you imagined the whole thing!! It must be that hangover of yours!

And with that, Kate takes her leave

Caitlin K: If I didn't feel like I was gonna throw up, I'd be chasing her! *Keels over*

Quatre and Trowa, the two best GW Characters, help Caitlin M and K upstairs into their room, because they share a room, due to the lake of space and the WAY TO MANY anime characters.

Chichiri: *sigh* I guess that means no PS2 for a while, no da

Paige: what? Why?

Chichiri: Their room is the only room with a PS2 and a TV, no da

Paige: So? I have a Gamecube in my room

Chichiri and Kakashi: REALLY??

Paige: tcha!

Kakashi: we can play Gamecube until the two Caitlin's wake up!!

Chichiri: Lead the way Paige, no da

Paige: OK!!

To be continued

Note by the Author:

For those of you who have made an appearance in the Demented Fanfic, I should probably note, that your personalities will be slightly different than in real life, for example, you may find yourself more outgoing than you actually are, and for those of you, who have only had a few lines so far. it's not even close to the end, so sit tight, thank you
Caitlin Kettle