My Demented Anime Fanfic......9

Kagome: .evil fiends, they should all be punished!

Inu Yasha: GET OVER IT KAGOME, ITS JUST ALCHOHOL!!

Kagome: SAYS YOU!!!

Inu Yasha: Oh, I give up

Inu Yasha walks off somewhere to leave Kagome pouting in her room. Mean while in the living room, Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Kate and Quatre are watching Naruto, not the smartest idea.

Naruto: LOOKY, LOOKY, IT'S ME!!!

Sakura: Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but the camera really likes Naruto!

Sasuke: Only when he's acting like a moron

Naruto: SASUKE!!!

Sasuke: Naruto

Sakura: I'm leaving

Kate: Me too, I'll be back in a while Qua-chan!

Sakura and Kate leave Quatre to stop Sasuke and Naruto from killing each other. Duo is in the other room spying on Sakura, somehow without Sasuke's knowledge.

Duo: Just you wait my pretty! *laughs evilly* MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Sakura: *shivers* brrrrr!

Kate: Cold?

Sakura: No, I don't know why I shivered, *sarcastically* maybe someone's plotting against me! HAHAHA

Kate: HAHAHA, yeah right! Like, say Duo!

Sakura: Yeah, and he's planning to kidnap me! HAHAHA

Kate: And force you to be his slave again! HAHAH-

Both girls stop laughing at this comment and stare at each other for a moment, and Sakura runs upstairs to join her Sensei in paying Naruto on Gamecube.

Duo: Curse you Kate!

Kate: ACHOO! Huh, don't know where that came from, *sarcastically* maybe someone's talking about me! Hahah- *stops laughing, looks around, then runs back into the room with Quatre.

Somewhere in a different part of the house.

Relena: So, what did you wanna talk to me about Hilde?

Hilde: Duo

Relena: w-why??

Hilde: He's been stalking someone all day, but won't tell me who it is! Do you know??

Relena: I-I really don't think that I should get into this Hilde.

Hilde: You know, don't you?!

Relena: N-no, w-why would you s-say that??

Hilde: because you stuttering like a fool!

Relena: Really, I d-didn't notice

Hilde: Tell me!

Relena: I don't think I should

Hilde: WHY?!

Relena: Because it's none of my business

Hilde: I'm making it your business

Relena: You can't do that!

Hilde: I'm dating the Guy, I'm pretty sure I can!

Relena: Kuso!

Hilde: Now tell me! Relena: I don't wanna *crosses her arms like a child*

Hilde: RELENA!

Relena: HILDE!!

Both women: GRRRRRRR

Relena storms off to find Heero. Hilde storms off to find Duo and beat the truth outta him. Meanwhile, Sango and Miroku are just coming home from the movie.

Miroku: That was one of the most pointless shows I have EVER seen

Sango: Oh, quit complaining! It was better than you make it out to be!

Miroku: the only good thing about it was all the hot ladies in it, but I wouldn't ask any of THEM to bear my child!

Sango: And why not?

Miroku: They all murdered their husbands

Sango: Oh, I see

Ash: *listening to them from the other room* Misty, what are they talking about?

Misty: A movie you wouldn't like, now shut up and watch the show!

Misty is flipping through all the channels and comes across one very interesting show

"SQUIRTLE, I CHOOSE YOU!!" *changes channel*

Ash: No wait! Misty, go back!

Meanwhile in the gundam hanger

Heero: Duo, why are you dragging me into your twisted ideas?

Duo: shut up and listen!

Heero: Omae o korosu.

Duo: eh, eh, I mean, please listen, *devises a brilliant plan for catching Sakura*

Heero: You've forgotten one minor detail Duo

Duo: and that is.

Heero: she's hiding behind that Kakashi guy for protection

Duo: So, the guy can't be THAT strong

Heero: and what happened to us killing that little brat Naruto

Duo: oh, we'll get around to it one of these days, anyway.

Sakura: ACHOO!

Chichiri: Bad Omen

Sakura: WHAT?!

Kakashi: Calm down Sakura, he was just joking

Sakura: oh

Paige: HEY LOOK, I DEFEATED ITACHI!!

Kakashi and Chichiri: YOU WHAT?!

Paige: Take a look for yourself!

Sasuke: ITACHI!!!

Sakura: Wow, where'd you come from?

Kakashi: I'd like to know that as well Sasuke

Sasuke: I heard someone say Itachi!

Paige: That was me, I just defeated him!

Sasuke: YOU WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU INTERFERE WITH MY FIGHTS!!!!!

Paige: Calm down, gosh, it's a game, I beat him on the game, not in real life

Sasuke: O-oh, ok then *leaves the room blushing terribly*

Sakura: *snickers* poor Sasuke-kun!

Right outside the door.

Duo: *watches Sasuke storm out of Paige's bedroom* Perfect, that takes Sasuke-kun out of the picture! Now, to get her outta that bedroom! Oooo, I've got the perfect idea! *Stalks off evilly*

Sakura: Brrrrr

Kakashi: are you catching a cold?

Sakura: No, I'm just being stalked

Kakashi: O

Paige and Chichiri: eh, eh, eh

Back to Duo: NARUTO!!!

Naruto: STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

Duo: No, no, no, I need you to help me to get Sakura out of Paige's bedroom

Naruto: So, does this mean that your not gonna try and kill me now?

Duo: No

Naruto: Oh

Duo: but I'll put it off a day, if you help me

Naruto: *glares* fine *walks off to Paige's room*

Chichiri: Paige, how, exactly did you beat Itachi?

Paige: I'm just skilled I guess

Chichiri: It's a video game, how can you be skilled with a game?

Paige: It's called practice

Chichiri: O

Naruto: *barges into the room* Sakura, can you help me find Sasuke, we have a score to settle *cracks knuckles*

Sakura: Um, can't you settle your score another time?

Naruto: No Sakura: Why?

Naruto: Trust me Sakura-chan, if you were a guy, you'd understand

Sakura: O-ok, but only for a little bit

Naruto: Thanx!!

They both walk out of the room

Duo: Naruto, just for that, you get an extra day!

Hilde: DUO!!

Duo: Oh crap!

Hilde: Hi honey!

Duo: H-hi

Hilde: How ya doin'?

Duo: Good.

Hilde: Well that's great!

Duo: Hilde, what are you up to?

Hilde: Up to, what makes you think I'm up to anything?

Duo: Well, for one, you're talking in a Brookline accent

Hilde: Oh really? I didn't notice, so?

Duo: the last time you did that, the president of L3 almost got his head blown off because he slightly came on to you

Hilde: So?

Duo: A-re, are you feeling ok?

Hilde: Fantastic!

Duo: You don't have any *tries to see behind her back* sharp objects on you, do you

Hilde: Oh, you don't mean *pulls out one of Wufei's Katana's* a sharp object like this, do ya?

Duo: H-Hilde, just, calm down!

Hilde: Calm down?! Calm Down about what??!! I'm calm! I'm just extremely agitated!!

Duo: W-why?

Hilde: BECAUSE DUO!! *Ahem* you have been sneaking around the mansion all day, and you refuse, to tell me WHY!! So, if I may Duo, before I am forced to run you through with this, very nice, very expensive, katana, that Wufei, would most likely run ME through with this very same sword because I took it from behind his back, would you please tell me why, you have been sneaking around the mansion all day?

Duo: Um, maybe, if you put the sword down

Hilde: Don't think so Hon

Duo: Oh, well, ok then, well, um, how do I explain?

Heero: You can't, but I can

Hilde: Where have you been?

Heero: That's classified information

Hilde: Shut the F*** up Perfect Soldier, you can explain WHY Duo has been sneaky all day?

HeerO; Yeah actually

Duo: You can? I mean, yeah, you can!

Hilde: Start talking

Heero: I asked Duo to spy on Relena for the day while I divise a plan to plan out her birthday, next month

Hilde: Oh really, why exactly?

Heero: Well, I like to plan ahead

Hilde: Relena was with me all day

Duo: I-I know, I was trying to find her, all day Hilde: Duo Maxwell, if you are lying to me, I will wake up in the middle of the night, and do something extremely terrifying, which involves, a pair of scissors, and that long, beautiful braid of yours, so you best not be lying love *drops katana and struts off*

Duo: *whimper* H-Heero, can you back your word up?

Heero: Hell no, why in the world would I throw Relena a birthday party? What a waste of my time!

Duo: I can think of something that would be even more wasting of your time

Heero: What?

Duo: You in your grave, if you get my hair chopped off, and you know more than anything that I can back my words up when it comes to my hair!!

Heero: Right, uh, I think I'm gonna take your word for it, I will, find a way, to back my words up

Duo: Good! Now in the mean time, we have a Ninja to kidnap!! *runs off, laughing evilly*

Heero: O-o-o-o-k?

Meanwhile out in, the garden of all places

Sasuke: I can't BELIEVE that I just did that! I'll never be able to face her again, I have no choice, I must dye my hair blonde, steal some of Quatre's clothing and leave the country, never to return!

To be continued.