My Demented Anime Fanfic.10

We will begin our story in Quatre's big bedroom where we find our favorite vengeful Ninja going through Quatre's cloths!!

Sasuke: Damnit!! Doesn't this guy have anything OTHER than these stupid vests, GRRRRRR!!!!
Just then, Quatre walks in!

Quatre: Um, may I ask what your doing in my closet?

Sasuke: I'm stealing some of your cloths *doesn't realize he's talking*

Quatre: Oh, can you stop?

Sasuke: No *still hasn't realized he's talking*

Quatre: Um, may I ask WHY, you are stealing my cloths?

Sasuke: What? *finally realizes he's talking and turns around* Oh, crap!!

Quatre: Indeed

Sasuke: This, this isn't what it looks like

Quatre: Do you mean to say that it DOESN'T look like your stealing my cloths?

Sasuke: Um, yeah.

Quatre: Oh, then, what DOES it look like?

Sasuke: Um.uh, it.looks like.I'm.BORROWING!!! That's it, I'm borrowing your cloths

Quatre: With out asking?

Sasuke: Yes, wait.yeah, yeah with out asking

Quatre: Well, can I ask why you're Borrowing my cloths?

Sasuke: No, you may not, but while you're here, do you have any other closets full of cloths, I don't like the once you have here

Quatre: Pity, get out

Sasuke: W-what? Quatre: Get, Out, Of, My, ROOM!!!!

Sasuke: O-ok

*meanwhile in the Gundam hanger*

Yui: A-are you sure this is ok?

Solo: Of coarse it is, would I lie?

Yui: Well, I really don't know

Solo: Well, I wouldn't, all you have to do is open the cockpit, after that it's as easy as eating pie

Yui: I don't like pie

Solo: cake then

Yui: Or cake

Solo: Ok, lets just say it's easy once you get in, how's that?

Yui: Sure *opens cockpit and crawls in*

Solo: Good

Yui: Now what?

Solo: Now all you have to do is.

*meanwhile in the living room*

Sakura: SASUKE!!! WHERE ARE YOU??!!!

Duo: Just a little closer my sweet.

Sakura: SASU-WHAAAAA!!!

Duo: MWAHAHAHAHAHAH! You thought you could hide, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU!!!

Sakura: mmff! mmmfmffff?! mmfmmfmff!! *translation* Duo-kun! What are you doing?! Let go of me!!

Duo: Oh, oh what wazzat? Oh well, it don't matta, I caught you!! Nothing escapes the traitorous grips of Shinagami!!! HAHAHA

Sakura: mmfffffmmf *translation* what a show off

*in the living room*

Kate: Why is my Qua-chan not back yet?!

Naruto: I dunno, maybe he's ran off with another girl *snickers*

Kate: *jumps on Naruto and starts choking him* DON'T EVER SAY SUCH A HORRIBLE, AWFUL, TRAITOROUS THING AGAIN YOU LITTLE INSECT!!!

Naruto: O-ok!! *hack* Stop it!! *choke*

*K and M's bed room*

Duo: Ok, we can hide here, those two are out cold *lets go of Sakura's mouth*

Sakura: Duo!! What the hell are you doing?!

Duo: What?? I missed you Sakura.chan

Sakura: Oh like hell you did!! You just wanna put me to work!

Duo: Well put my dear, speaking of work, lets get to it!

Sakura: No

Duo: Wh-wha??

Sakura: You heard me

Duo: WHY?!

Sakura: I don't wanna, that's why

Duo: Is that so? *pulls out gun* Will this change your mind?

Sakura: Uh.um.maybe just a little

Duo: Good!

Caitlin K: Duo, what are you doing in my room?

Duo: GYAAAA!!!

Caitlin M: Shuddup, SOME of us are trying to sleep.you.know Duo why are you pointing a gun at Sakura??

Caitlin K: Good question

Sakura: Duo's trying to kidnap me and make me his slave!!

Caitlin M: Oh, really?

Caitlin K: Carry on

Sakura: WHAAAAT?!

Duo: Shhhhhhh!!!

Sakura: You're just gonna lye there and let him kidnap me?!

Caitlin K: Quite frankly, I'm really to tired to care what Duo does with you, how about you Caitlin, do you care right now

Caitlin M: My conscience is telling me to, but I'm not listening, my head still feels split in two

Duo: Then, by all means, go back to sleep!

Caitlin M: Good plan Duo!

Suddenly we hear a big explosion coming from the hanger

Duo: MY GUNDAM!!!!! *grabs Sakura and runs out of the room*

Caitlin K: Do you wanna see what happened?

Caitlin M: No

Caitlin K: Me neither

*down in the hanger*

Yui: was that s'pose to happen?

Solo: Yup, now, onto Sandrock

Yui: My head is spiiiiininnnng. Solo: Are you ok?

Yui: I think so

Solo: Good, then get up

Yui: Solo, do ya mind, I've just been blown outta a Gundam, can I sit of a few minutes please?!

Solo: Well make it quick, that explosion isn't bound to go unnoticed

Yui: Yeah.thanks for that hun

Solo: are you ready?

Yui: *sigh* Yeah

Solo: Good, now may we GO please??

Yui: I swear if you were an actual human, your face would be hurtin' right about now

Solo: less talk, more walk!!! MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!

Heero: The doors locked!!

Quatre: That means that someone is trying to keep us out!

Duo: Gee, ya think?!

Heero: Move, I'll bust the door down

Trowa: How?

Heero: Like this! *backs up and kicks the door down really hard*

Trowa: O

Wufei: Move outta the way! If that was my Gundam, they're gonna be hurtin'!

They all rush down stairs to see the remains of Wing Zero falling outta the air

Duo: AAAHHHHH!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!

Heero: NO, MY GUNDAM PARTS ARE FALLING!!!!

They then hear another big explosion coming from the other side of the hanger Quatre: NOOOOOOOOOOO, MY SANDROCK!!!!!!!!!

Duo: I'm finding the bastard who's doing this before he gets to My Gundam!!

Solo: Quick, get up before they find us!!

Yui: I'm going, I'm going, jeez

Solo: Now is not the time for that attitude of yours missy!

Yui: What're you, my mother?

Heero: Quick, I think I hear people talking over hear!!

Yui: Crap! *scurries over to Heavyarms*

Sakura: Heeey, I've seen that girl before.

Duo: What did you say Sakura?!

Sakura: .what? What did I say?

Heero: You said you've seen the person doing this before!

Sakura: What.I did? Did I really? Hmm.

Wufie: Who is it you stupid onna, tell me before he gets to MY GUNDAM!!!

Sakura: He?

Wufei: He?

Duo: what?

Sakura: How said it was a 'he'?

Wufei: I know for a fact that no woman could be smart enough to do this!!

Sakura: Excuse me? Take that back!

Wufei: I will not

Sakura: If you don't take it back, I won't tell you who's doing this!

Duo: Take it back Wu-man!

BOOOOOOOM

Trowa: MY HEAVYARMS, NOOOOOOOO!!!

Heero: Take it back before he.or she gets to YOUR Gundam!!

Wufei: I stand by what I said

Sakura: What a moron.

Wufei: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Sakura: Nothing, jeez

Solo: there are only two Gundams left.you chose, which one will meet the same fiery fate as the others?

Yui: Oh, quit acting so dramatic, they're just machines-

Heero: Did you hear that?

Duo: Yeah.I did.

Wufei: GUNDAMS ARE NOT 'JUST MACHINES'!!!!!!!! THEY WITH HOLD THE JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD!!!!!!!

Solo: Oh, and by the way, don't listen to the Chinese brat; he still hasn't gotten over the death of his dead wife

Yui: O

Sakura: This is such a screwed up place to live.

To be continued.