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Ok, the cast of HP and YGO are in a little fix. How are they gonna get out
of it now?
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"Alright, for one, if this suit is ruined, I'm gonna kill the first thing that I see move!" Yelled Bakura, realizing the penalties for his actions. Yami was a walking disaster. His hair was filled with so much crap, and the gel decided to quit working. Both of the Yami's eye makeup was running horribly.
"Hey you all, what the hell happened here?!" A voice came from the entrance of the room, someone hammering at the glass like things in the doorways. Everyone ran over to where it was and goggled at who was there.
"Mouse, you woke up!" Yelled Ryou. Bakura smacked him upside the head.
"Of course, he's up, you ass! What was you're first clue?" Said Bakura, still looking at the miraculously conscious Mouse aka Malik.
"Uh, guys, why are you covered in craft materials?" Mouse was still soaking, and his face looked a little beat up. He was gingerly holding his wrist, which looked disgustingly bent the wrong way. Only two people were clean, Hagrid and Hermione who had decided not to participate, but egg people on.
"It's because that girl," Bakura pointed at Hermione "Thought it would be a good idea to make something using the stuff were covered with. Now, there's no way to get clean." Said Bakura, now exasperated.
"Hello, you retards! It's raining you morons!" Yelled Malik, almost laughing at their stupidity.
"Duh! Let's all go outside, and get cleaned off." Said Yami, trying to be calm. Bakura handed Hermione her wand, and she got rid of everything blocking the doors, and they all ran outside, save Malik. Malik just sat inside, and waited for all of them to be done. Hermione looked around the huge house, and found the walk in towel closet. She grabbed a handful and walked outside, onto the porch, where the awning was out, and sheltering Hagrid, who was watching everyone act like complete idiots. "Hey, Iki! Why did you bring Malik in?" Asked Ryou, who had been a little curious about why the two girls had brought him in.
"Do you really need a reason to help someone?" Asked Iki, a little more annoyed than anything else.
"Watch this, Tomb Robber!" Yelled Yami, who catapulted himself off a lawn chair, flipped over the clothesline, and landed in a giant puddle of mud on the other side of the yard.
"Uh, Yami, that's the leak we have in the septic system." Said Ryou, who was doing his best to control his craziness. Yami suddenly looked disgusted and embarrassed at the same time, as he jumped out of it and removed his boots.
Hermione put the towels on the table, and sat next to Hagrid, watching her best friends act like total idiots.
"I don't care about the damn septic system, I can do that too!" Yelled Bakura, who copied Yami, only succeeded in covering himself with septic sewage.
"Damn, Ryou, you didn't tell me that this shit smelled like your dad after he comes out of the bathroom with a magazine!" He ran over to Ryou, and was ready to clobber him, but Ryou ran away, and he wanted to get out of what he was wearing. He went to the table, grabbed a towel, and ran behind some bushes. When he came out, he was clad in the white towel around his waist, held up with the belt off his suit, which he hung up on the cloths rack. Unbeknownst to him, Hilary went over to the suit, and smeared more septic fluids on it. Hermione moved chairs to behind the pile of towels just so she wouldn't stare at Bakura. They all ran around in the rain for about an hour, and by the time they were done, it was just Yami who had stuff in his hair. They all dried off, and commenced with changing into dryer cloths.
"Damn, I never thought that crafts could be that much fun." Said Yami. They were all hanging out in the basement, some of them starting to nod off. You could still see some toothpicks stuck in Yami's hair, but he didn't care. He didn't care about much at the moment, seeing as he was holding a bottle of scotch and wearing a pair of Bakura's underwear on his head to cover up the very untidy hair.
"Yeah, and I never thought you would actually get drunk off something like scotch, and wear a pair of my Yami's briefs on your head!" Said Ryou, who had slipped a beer, and was hiccupping slightly.
"Well you know, Yami can wear whatever he wants on his head, but I will say, I am not keeping that pair, and going to the store for more later!" Said Bakura, who was completely drunk off vodka.
"Well, I don't care how drunk I get, I will not wear a pair of briefs on my head. Especially cause I would never get drunk with Mokuba around." Said Seto, who was sipping at a martini. Mokuba had already gone to sleep. As had the HP cast.
"I don't know about you all, but I've started to get used to the fact that these kids are actually living here for the time being. I will be kinda sad when they leave, they're a lively bunch they are. Except that Draco kid, he's a little annoying, but the other's are pretty cool." Said Jou, who was waiting for his drink from, guess who.
"Thanks, Dobby. Man, you're really helpful too." Said Jou, after getting a second beer from the elf.
"My pleasure, uh, I forgot your name." Said Dobby, turning a little red.
"Never mind, right now, we should all go to sleep. I really don't know how long this rain will last, but I suggest we try to sleep it out." Said Honda, who had been a little quiet.
"Fine, we all sleep, but tomorrow, we do something constructive about this house, it's a mess!" Said Bakura, who was actually considering cleaning in his drunken state. Suddenly, the fire they were all sitting around flared up, green, like when Dobby came in, and indeed, someone emerged from the flame.
"Who the hell are you?" Asked Bakura, who stood up and walked over to the intruder. Iki and Hilary stood up, and surveyed the man who had walked into the basement through a fire. They came after Dobby, so this was all new to them.
"I'd like to know that too." Said Iki, who felt a little pissed at the man who disturbed their intense conversation, even if she wasn't talking that much. Hilary on the other hand was a little more inquisitive.
"You're wearing what those strange kids wore when they came here, are you from there?" She asked, who had gotten a peek at Hermione's robes. Hermione and her had started becoming friends earlier.
"I'm here solely because I am checking on the welfare of the students from the school." Said the man.
"Oh, yeah, and what school would this be?" Asked Bakura, who was a little drunk, and was slurring his words.
"Hogwarts, now if you all don't have any more questions, I would like to talk to them." He said, getting real agitated at them all.
"Well, I don't know what time it is where you come from, but it's almost midnight here, and they are sleeping. If you don't mind, I'd like to keep the little brats that way." Said Seto, finished with his martini, and motioning for Dobby to get him another.
"Besides, who the hell are you?" Asked Bakura, who was starting to sound a little more alert. Ryou and Yugi were now behind all of them, simply because that dude who just came out of the fire was friggen tall, and butt ugly.
"My name is of no concern to the lot of you." He said, and Bakura got pissed, walked up to the man, and grabbed a hold of the collar on his robes.
"I don't know what's wrong with people who come in this house, but none of them want to tell me their name. Now, again, I'll repeat why you all should tell me who the hell you are. IT'S BECAUSE I FUCKIN LIVE HERE, AND IT'S MY FUCKIN HOUSE!!!" He yelled, not caring that the man he was challenging was about two feet taller than him.
"Fine, boy, if you must know, my name is Severus Snape." Said he, brushing a little of his greasy black mat he called hair out of his face. *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* Now it gets interesting. Now Snape is stuck with the lot of them in that house. I'd run for cover. Please R&R and tell me how I'm doing. I really hope I've spelled all the names right. Also, the two OC's I added, I kinda wrote this chapter, and forgot you were even in the story, so after I was done, I had to insert dialogue. If you'll forgive me, I wont do it again. Sorry...
"Alright, for one, if this suit is ruined, I'm gonna kill the first thing that I see move!" Yelled Bakura, realizing the penalties for his actions. Yami was a walking disaster. His hair was filled with so much crap, and the gel decided to quit working. Both of the Yami's eye makeup was running horribly.
"Hey you all, what the hell happened here?!" A voice came from the entrance of the room, someone hammering at the glass like things in the doorways. Everyone ran over to where it was and goggled at who was there.
"Mouse, you woke up!" Yelled Ryou. Bakura smacked him upside the head.
"Of course, he's up, you ass! What was you're first clue?" Said Bakura, still looking at the miraculously conscious Mouse aka Malik.
"Uh, guys, why are you covered in craft materials?" Mouse was still soaking, and his face looked a little beat up. He was gingerly holding his wrist, which looked disgustingly bent the wrong way. Only two people were clean, Hagrid and Hermione who had decided not to participate, but egg people on.
"It's because that girl," Bakura pointed at Hermione "Thought it would be a good idea to make something using the stuff were covered with. Now, there's no way to get clean." Said Bakura, now exasperated.
"Hello, you retards! It's raining you morons!" Yelled Malik, almost laughing at their stupidity.
"Duh! Let's all go outside, and get cleaned off." Said Yami, trying to be calm. Bakura handed Hermione her wand, and she got rid of everything blocking the doors, and they all ran outside, save Malik. Malik just sat inside, and waited for all of them to be done. Hermione looked around the huge house, and found the walk in towel closet. She grabbed a handful and walked outside, onto the porch, where the awning was out, and sheltering Hagrid, who was watching everyone act like complete idiots. "Hey, Iki! Why did you bring Malik in?" Asked Ryou, who had been a little curious about why the two girls had brought him in.
"Do you really need a reason to help someone?" Asked Iki, a little more annoyed than anything else.
"Watch this, Tomb Robber!" Yelled Yami, who catapulted himself off a lawn chair, flipped over the clothesline, and landed in a giant puddle of mud on the other side of the yard.
"Uh, Yami, that's the leak we have in the septic system." Said Ryou, who was doing his best to control his craziness. Yami suddenly looked disgusted and embarrassed at the same time, as he jumped out of it and removed his boots.
Hermione put the towels on the table, and sat next to Hagrid, watching her best friends act like total idiots.
"I don't care about the damn septic system, I can do that too!" Yelled Bakura, who copied Yami, only succeeded in covering himself with septic sewage.
"Damn, Ryou, you didn't tell me that this shit smelled like your dad after he comes out of the bathroom with a magazine!" He ran over to Ryou, and was ready to clobber him, but Ryou ran away, and he wanted to get out of what he was wearing. He went to the table, grabbed a towel, and ran behind some bushes. When he came out, he was clad in the white towel around his waist, held up with the belt off his suit, which he hung up on the cloths rack. Unbeknownst to him, Hilary went over to the suit, and smeared more septic fluids on it. Hermione moved chairs to behind the pile of towels just so she wouldn't stare at Bakura. They all ran around in the rain for about an hour, and by the time they were done, it was just Yami who had stuff in his hair. They all dried off, and commenced with changing into dryer cloths.
"Damn, I never thought that crafts could be that much fun." Said Yami. They were all hanging out in the basement, some of them starting to nod off. You could still see some toothpicks stuck in Yami's hair, but he didn't care. He didn't care about much at the moment, seeing as he was holding a bottle of scotch and wearing a pair of Bakura's underwear on his head to cover up the very untidy hair.
"Yeah, and I never thought you would actually get drunk off something like scotch, and wear a pair of my Yami's briefs on your head!" Said Ryou, who had slipped a beer, and was hiccupping slightly.
"Well you know, Yami can wear whatever he wants on his head, but I will say, I am not keeping that pair, and going to the store for more later!" Said Bakura, who was completely drunk off vodka.
"Well, I don't care how drunk I get, I will not wear a pair of briefs on my head. Especially cause I would never get drunk with Mokuba around." Said Seto, who was sipping at a martini. Mokuba had already gone to sleep. As had the HP cast.
"I don't know about you all, but I've started to get used to the fact that these kids are actually living here for the time being. I will be kinda sad when they leave, they're a lively bunch they are. Except that Draco kid, he's a little annoying, but the other's are pretty cool." Said Jou, who was waiting for his drink from, guess who.
"Thanks, Dobby. Man, you're really helpful too." Said Jou, after getting a second beer from the elf.
"My pleasure, uh, I forgot your name." Said Dobby, turning a little red.
"Never mind, right now, we should all go to sleep. I really don't know how long this rain will last, but I suggest we try to sleep it out." Said Honda, who had been a little quiet.
"Fine, we all sleep, but tomorrow, we do something constructive about this house, it's a mess!" Said Bakura, who was actually considering cleaning in his drunken state. Suddenly, the fire they were all sitting around flared up, green, like when Dobby came in, and indeed, someone emerged from the flame.
"Who the hell are you?" Asked Bakura, who stood up and walked over to the intruder. Iki and Hilary stood up, and surveyed the man who had walked into the basement through a fire. They came after Dobby, so this was all new to them.
"I'd like to know that too." Said Iki, who felt a little pissed at the man who disturbed their intense conversation, even if she wasn't talking that much. Hilary on the other hand was a little more inquisitive.
"You're wearing what those strange kids wore when they came here, are you from there?" She asked, who had gotten a peek at Hermione's robes. Hermione and her had started becoming friends earlier.
"I'm here solely because I am checking on the welfare of the students from the school." Said the man.
"Oh, yeah, and what school would this be?" Asked Bakura, who was a little drunk, and was slurring his words.
"Hogwarts, now if you all don't have any more questions, I would like to talk to them." He said, getting real agitated at them all.
"Well, I don't know what time it is where you come from, but it's almost midnight here, and they are sleeping. If you don't mind, I'd like to keep the little brats that way." Said Seto, finished with his martini, and motioning for Dobby to get him another.
"Besides, who the hell are you?" Asked Bakura, who was starting to sound a little more alert. Ryou and Yugi were now behind all of them, simply because that dude who just came out of the fire was friggen tall, and butt ugly.
"My name is of no concern to the lot of you." He said, and Bakura got pissed, walked up to the man, and grabbed a hold of the collar on his robes.
"I don't know what's wrong with people who come in this house, but none of them want to tell me their name. Now, again, I'll repeat why you all should tell me who the hell you are. IT'S BECAUSE I FUCKIN LIVE HERE, AND IT'S MY FUCKIN HOUSE!!!" He yelled, not caring that the man he was challenging was about two feet taller than him.
"Fine, boy, if you must know, my name is Severus Snape." Said he, brushing a little of his greasy black mat he called hair out of his face. *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* Now it gets interesting. Now Snape is stuck with the lot of them in that house. I'd run for cover. Please R&R and tell me how I'm doing. I really hope I've spelled all the names right. Also, the two OC's I added, I kinda wrote this chapter, and forgot you were even in the story, so after I was done, I had to insert dialogue. If you'll forgive me, I wont do it again. Sorry...
