THE TALE OF THE TWO CREATURES
- The Switch (Gollum) -
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, England
"Where's we?! We've been kidnapped! Oooh, my head!" exclaimed Gollum when he finally woke up. He had a wicked hangover from last night's party. It was rather strange for him to wake up and find himself surrounded by 4 brick walls.
Gollum leapt out of his bed and looked around. There were others there! Other creatures that looked strangely like that f------ f--, Dobby.
"Ahhh!" he screamed. The others jumped up and looked around.
"What's the matter, Dobby?" one of the creatures said.
"Dobby?!" Gollum spat. "We's much better-looking than that *bleep*! How dare you compare us with him?! .But Dobby is our friend.Dobby likes us. For the last time, you don't HAVE any friends!"
The creature gave him a strange look. "Dobby, are you sick? Are you feeling alright?" It moved to place a hand on Gollum's forehead.
"GAH! Get away from us, you sickly creature!" Gollum leapt back from the Dobby look-alike.
"Dobby, it's Winky!"
"Winky! HAHA! We thinks it's a funny name! HAHA!" A hurt expression spread onto Winky's face.
"Tell usss.where are we?!" Gollum hissed.
"Dobby--" Winky began, and cringed when Gollum shot her a venomous glare. "Er...whoever you are, sir, you are in Hogwarts."
"Hogwarts?" The name sounded strangely familiar to Gollum. "Where on Middle Earth is that?!"
"Middle who? This is Hogwarts, er, sir, where Dobby and Winky live. In England, sir."
At that moment, sunlight slowly crept into the room through the small, pane- less window in the wall. Winky's eyes suddenly widened, if that is possible, and she exclaimed, "Oh no! We've got to go, NOW!"
With that, Winky grabbed Gollum's wrist and half-dragged him out of the room. She sped through the halls, with Gollum flying behind her like a banner on an airplane. They traveled through the corridors at top speed and stopped in front of a big door. Winky tickled a pear in the fruit bowl in front of the door. The door swung open and there in front of them was the Hogwarts' kitchen. A rather homely looking house elf scurried up to them.
"Well, well, Winky and Dobby late! You will have to clean Moaning Myrtle's bathroom, now that all the other jobs are taken! Better get going!"
"Oh, no! We've got the worst job in this place!"
Before Gollum could respond, Winky once again dragged him down the halls and stopping only to get mops and buckets. Gollum wondered what "Moaning Myrtle's bathroom" is, but Winky did not give him a chance to ask. Finally, they arrived at this much dreaded place. Winky pushed a very confused, wide-eyed (must be very freaky-looking) Gollum inside the bathroom.
Once inside, Gollum came face to face with a very large mirror. There, in his place, was Dobby!
"AHHHHHH!"
Gollum gingerly touched his face, and the reflection did the same. He turned around to see if Gollum was behind him, but only Winky was there. Getting desperate, he checked his fingers to see if he accidentally put on the One Ring, but, obviously, it wasn't there.
Gollum was flabbergasted. He stood and stared at the mirror for what seemed like an hour. Then, as if suddenly remembering his voice, he screamed.
"No! No! No! I'M that *bleep*, Dobby! AHHHHHH!!!"
A/N: Pleeeeeeease review! Tell me what you think! Anything! Well, almost anything. (I still stand by what I said about flamers in the previous chapter) Wow, I haven't updated in ages, but I'm going to catch up on my spare time! (What spare time?) OK, I'm going to stop talking to myself now, and you will all review, right? =D
- The Switch (Gollum) -
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, England
"Where's we?! We've been kidnapped! Oooh, my head!" exclaimed Gollum when he finally woke up. He had a wicked hangover from last night's party. It was rather strange for him to wake up and find himself surrounded by 4 brick walls.
Gollum leapt out of his bed and looked around. There were others there! Other creatures that looked strangely like that f------ f--, Dobby.
"Ahhh!" he screamed. The others jumped up and looked around.
"What's the matter, Dobby?" one of the creatures said.
"Dobby?!" Gollum spat. "We's much better-looking than that *bleep*! How dare you compare us with him?! .But Dobby is our friend.Dobby likes us. For the last time, you don't HAVE any friends!"
The creature gave him a strange look. "Dobby, are you sick? Are you feeling alright?" It moved to place a hand on Gollum's forehead.
"GAH! Get away from us, you sickly creature!" Gollum leapt back from the Dobby look-alike.
"Dobby, it's Winky!"
"Winky! HAHA! We thinks it's a funny name! HAHA!" A hurt expression spread onto Winky's face.
"Tell usss.where are we?!" Gollum hissed.
"Dobby--" Winky began, and cringed when Gollum shot her a venomous glare. "Er...whoever you are, sir, you are in Hogwarts."
"Hogwarts?" The name sounded strangely familiar to Gollum. "Where on Middle Earth is that?!"
"Middle who? This is Hogwarts, er, sir, where Dobby and Winky live. In England, sir."
At that moment, sunlight slowly crept into the room through the small, pane- less window in the wall. Winky's eyes suddenly widened, if that is possible, and she exclaimed, "Oh no! We've got to go, NOW!"
With that, Winky grabbed Gollum's wrist and half-dragged him out of the room. She sped through the halls, with Gollum flying behind her like a banner on an airplane. They traveled through the corridors at top speed and stopped in front of a big door. Winky tickled a pear in the fruit bowl in front of the door. The door swung open and there in front of them was the Hogwarts' kitchen. A rather homely looking house elf scurried up to them.
"Well, well, Winky and Dobby late! You will have to clean Moaning Myrtle's bathroom, now that all the other jobs are taken! Better get going!"
"Oh, no! We've got the worst job in this place!"
Before Gollum could respond, Winky once again dragged him down the halls and stopping only to get mops and buckets. Gollum wondered what "Moaning Myrtle's bathroom" is, but Winky did not give him a chance to ask. Finally, they arrived at this much dreaded place. Winky pushed a very confused, wide-eyed (must be very freaky-looking) Gollum inside the bathroom.
Once inside, Gollum came face to face with a very large mirror. There, in his place, was Dobby!
"AHHHHHH!"
Gollum gingerly touched his face, and the reflection did the same. He turned around to see if Gollum was behind him, but only Winky was there. Getting desperate, he checked his fingers to see if he accidentally put on the One Ring, but, obviously, it wasn't there.
Gollum was flabbergasted. He stood and stared at the mirror for what seemed like an hour. Then, as if suddenly remembering his voice, he screamed.
"No! No! No! I'M that *bleep*, Dobby! AHHHHHH!!!"
A/N: Pleeeeeeease review! Tell me what you think! Anything! Well, almost anything. (I still stand by what I said about flamers in the previous chapter) Wow, I haven't updated in ages, but I'm going to catch up on my spare time! (What spare time?) OK, I'm going to stop talking to myself now, and you will all review, right? =D
