I'M VASH THE STAMPEDE // 01 - TO THE DONUT SHOP

Note: I don't own Trigun and Thomas is NOT real Vash the Stampede!

Vash: Repeat after me... this land

Thomas: This land...

Vash THIS LAND!

Thomas: This land!

Vash: ...is made of...

Thomas: Is made of!

Vash + Thomas: LOVE & PEACE!

TV: *playes Kaze Wa Mirai Ni Fuku*

Thomas: Woo-hoo! *turns the TV off* What episode should I watch next? Hmm

Mom: Honey, dinner is ready! ^_^

Thomas: Do we have donuts?

Mom: No, dear. ^_^

Thomas: Dämn. *goes to kitchen*

Mom: You got a packet today from post, honey. ^_^

Thomas: It finally came! I have been waiting for many weeks for it! Where it is mom? Where? O_o

Mom: Eat first, then you can have it. ^_^

Thomas: -_- Okay, mom.

// Later //

Thomas: *rips off the packet* My Stampede coat, sunglasses and gun came! YES! *dress on* Now some gel.

// Soon //

Thomas: *looks at the mirror* It's awesome! LOVE & PEACE! *imitates Vash* I'm Vash the Stampede! ...hmm... If I were Vash, what would I do first? *thinks* I know, he goes buy some donuts. To the donut shop!

Mom: Where are you going, Thomas-honey? ^_^

Thomas: I'm not Thomas, I'm Vash the Stampede and I'm going to buy donuts.

Mom: Okay, hun. Don't be late. ^_^

Thomas: I won't. Bye, mom!

Mom: Bye, bye Thomas darling. ^_^

Thomas: The name is Vash! XO

Mom: Bye, Bye Vash. ^_^

Thomas: La laa la laa la li laa. n_n

Cat: Nya!

Thomas: What does my eyes see? I black cat trapped in tree? This looks like a job for Vash the Stampede! Don't' worry Kuroneko-sama, I will save you!

Cat: Nya!

Thomas: *claims up to the tree* Hello, Kuroneko-sama. n_n Come to, Vash-san.
Cat: Nya! (Cat language: I don't like you.)

Thomas: Don't be shy, Kuroneko. n_n I won't hurt you.

Cat: Nya! (Leave me alone, broomhead.)

Thomas: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Come to nice Vash-san. I won't hurt you. I will give you tuna if you will be nice. n_n

Cat: Nya! (I don't like tuna.)

Thomas: Come here or I shoot you. n_n

Cat: Nya! (Never.)

Thomas: *looks out the Long Colt* Will you come now, Kuroneko-sama? n_n

Girl: That evil boy is trying to kill my little Itchy!

Thomas: No, no, little girl. I was saving Kuroneko-sama!

Cat: Nay!

Girl: Daddy! That boy is teasing my Itchy! XO

Thomas: Hey! Are you listening me? I was just saving Kuroneko-sama!

Daddy: Hey boy, leave my daughters cat alone!

Thomas: But - but -

Daddy: *takes Thomas down from the tree* Why you little brat! How dare you touch my daughters cat?

Girl: Boo hoo! X,O

Daddy: Look at her! You made her cry!

Thomas: I'm sorry I was just trying to save Kuroneko

Itchy: Nya!

Daddy: Why you *slap* don't you dare touch my little girl's cat ever again, animal torturer!

Girl: Oh my little Itchy. Did that bad boy do something horrible to you? Don't worry, itchy. You will get tuna at home and never again have to see that bad person again.

Itchy: Nya! (I don't like tuna.)

Thomas: +_+ I was trying to save the cat Oh well, been Humanoid Typhoon isn't always easy. Well to the donut shop! n