BEHIND THE GUNFIRE // CHAPTER 03 // THIGH SITUATIONS

Love & Peace! I don't own Trigun, but I own Little D! XD

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Vash, Wolfwood, and their new friend, LD walked together in the town. LD had taken boys to shopping with her. The women had her huge bag with her.

"If you could have keep your mouth shut, we would be sitting now in the bar and not shopping!" Vash yelled at Wolfwood.

"But she looked like a shit. I won't walk with girl like that!" Wolfwood said.

"Shut up, you both! Or I will be pissed off again!" LD told.

"Yes, madam!" The guys said together. They both almost had an black eye, when Wolfwood had started talking about LD's clothing.

"Wait here! I will be back soon!" She said suddenly and ran to the nearest bank.

"And now she go get more money and we have to carry all day long carry huge boxes and bags." Wolfwood whined.

"It isn't that bad. Things could be worst. She looks really happy. When I met her, she was really sad and angry. Overloaded of that terrible gang." Vash said and started smiling, "She quite pretty too, if you think harder."

"Pretty? That evil women? She yells to us, like we were dogs and smokes my cigarettes!" Wolfwood yelled.

"Hello guys! Sorry that you had to wait!" LD ran back from the bank.

"No, it wasn't nothing." Vash smiled.

"Hey, you forgot your bag." Wolfwood said.

"I gave it to my friend. It was her." LD said happily, "Okay, let's go now!"

It was a really small shopping. LD buy everything under 10 minutes.

"After the hard working, we shall have some drink! To the bar!" LD smiled like a winner, "The best thing in shopping with guys is that they had to buy me a drink. Now I have 2 guys you both had to buy me a drink. Not some fucking cheap drink then!" LD ordered. The guys looked each other and didn't have anything to say, so they did exactly what LD wanted and bough drinks to her.

"This is fun! I have to do this often!" LD said and drunk the whole glass empty.

"Do what?" Wolfwood asked.

"Let the guys buy me drinks, of course!" LD ordered a new drink, "Lucky for you, I had to go soon."

"Where are you going?" Vash was curious.

"You two are quite curious." She said, "I don't really know. I take the next bus and go as far it goes."

"We are going to the next bus too! Looks like we will travel together!" Vash smiled ear to ear.

"What? Are we?" Wolfwood asked.

Vash kick him in the leg, "Don't you remember, we are. You had too many drinks today, Wolfie."

"I haven't drink my first glass empty and you say I'm drunk? And I'm no Wolfie!!" Wolfwood were about to explode again at Vash.

"Calm down, Wolfie." LD said, "Nice that we can travel together!"

Suddenly a group of men step inside in the bar. LD went pale. Vash and Wolfwood took their guns out and load them.

It was Zack and some of his men. Zack started laughing, "So, we finally found you Little D. Give me it back and I won't hurt you and your drinking buddies." All the men load their gun.

"7 to me, and 7 to you." Wolfwood said to Vash.

"All right. And the boss is mine. And don't hurt no one." Vash said back.

"Yeah, yeah... I know" Wolfwood answered, "LD get down." But the girl didn't listen. She just stared at Zack really angry.

"Kill them all!" Zack ordered. The bar owner went behind the bar when the gunfire started.

Wolfwood kicked a table and they all when behind it. "What have you make him pissed off?" Wolfwood asked from LD.

"Nothing. I don't understand what he's talking about." LD looked really honestly, "This must be big mistake."

"They don't thing so. To the backdoor, now!" Vash ordered, "I cover." Vash stood up and shot extremely fast the guns from the robbers hands, but not making a scratch to them. And with a one single gun, what he carried everywhere he go. Wolfwood and LD had runned out and Vash did the same. They looked a place to hide.

The robbers runned out. "Where did they go?!" Zack yelled, "Find them! If it's takes all day!" The men started looking every single place. But they find only a old man and he's tall wife carrying laundry.

"Hey grand!!" One of the men yelled at the old man, "Have you seen a girl with tall blond guy and guy in black suit?"

"Can you see I'm blind?! You selfish youngsters! Respect old people and go away! Leave me and my wife alone!" The old man yelled and brandies his stick up in the air.

"Yeah, yeah, you fucking old fart!" The guy said and went away, "Hey old lady! Have you seen anyone?"

"What?" She asked with a rasping voice.

"I said, have you seen anyone?!" The guy said loudly this time.

"What?! Sorry, I can't hear you? Would you say it again?" The tall old lady said.

"HAVE YOU SEEN ANYONE?!" The guy yelled.

"Bake you something? Sorry, I'm a lousy baker." The old lady said and continued carrying, "Grandpa, come on! We don't have all day!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming" The old man walked slowly.

The guy gave up, and went to other direction.

"You 2! You dirty thieves! Give back my clothes!" Some old granny runned out of the building, yelling at the old couple.

"I think it is time to run!" The old man said and took of the old clothes, "Right Lady Vash?"

"Shut up, Wolfwood! LD, are you okay?" Vash took some clothes off from he laundry.

"Pink suit suits Vash!" She smiled.

"Hey boss! They are here!" One of the guys yelled.

"Run!" Vash screamed.

"I'm running all ready, you idiot!" LD yelled.

They got 14 angry men and one really pissed of lady was after them.

"I'm sorry lady from not asking could we borrow your clothes!" Vash yelled.

"Give my dress back!" She yelled back and throw stuff at Vash.

Vash took of the pink dress and throw it behind his shoulder. It flied in the robbers face.

"Good job, Vash!" Wolfwood said.

"Thank you!" Vash smiled.

"Let's go up the roof!" LD pointed at stairs ahead. They claimed up to the roof.

Vash looked down, "It so long drop to down" He cried.

"You won't die if you jump down at that, dumbass!" LD said and jumped to other roof. The guys followed her.

Wolfwood looked over his shoulder, "They are right after us!"

LD stopped. The roofs had end. The robbers started to be more closer and closer.

"Sorry, guys but you have to go now." LD said and pushed the guys down.

Vash screamed and fall on the ground, Wolfwood crashed top of Vash. "Ouch would you kindly move, Wolfwood?"

"They got Little D!" Wolfwood said, "Why did she surrender?"

"What?!" Vash stood up and saw Zack taking LD with her.

"Why did she pushed as down, and didn't jump herself?" Wolfwood stared up to the roof.

"Maybe she couldn't jump. Her leg was still in a bad contention." Vash said and put his glasses on, "And she know, we will come rescuing her."

"So what are we waiting for? Let's go!" Wolfwood said.

"It's a trap. They know we are still here. And they are ready." Vash told and looked around, "They are spying us. One is on the roof."

Wolfwood pulled the trigger and shot the spy. It was a miss.

"Run!" Vash said and jumped behind a wooden pillar and tried to shot the shooter. "The are too many people! Someone will get kill soon!" People runned in the street in cover and they were screaming and yelling help.

Soon Zack walked down the street and pulling LD in the rope. She felt down, but Zack didn't stop and LD drag on the ground.

Vash was boiling.

"Hey you two Little D's drinking buddies come out and tell me where did she hide it?" Zack yelled.

"Hide what?!" Wolfwood asked.

"The money she stole from us!" Zack answered.

LD stood up, "I didn't take it!"

Zack slapped LD back on the ground, "Shut up bitch!"

Vash stood up, "Stop it! Don't hit the lady!"

"Lady?! I only see a filthy rat!" Zack ginned evilly and kicked LD in the stomach. Vash see terrible pain on her face.

"Let her go! She had not taking nothing from you! She just wanted out of your gang!" Vash walked in the middle of the empty street. Wolfwood stayed in cover and cursed that he had forgot his cross in the motel.

"She's a greedy little bitch! She took the money!" Zack argued back.

"I don't know her yet, but she seems to be really nice person." Vash said, "I hope you let her go, so I can get to know her better."

"You wish!" Zack laughed, "You have to deal with all my men first."

"I don't think so turn around."

Zack turned around. He had surrounded all the town men and the sheriff in lead.

"Give up Zack The Red Devil! You're surrounded and all your men are captured!" The sheriff yelled.

Zack said something to LD and let her go. Vash runned at her and free her.

"What the hell too you so long?!" LD yelled at Vash.

"I just save you and that's who you thanks?!"

"Asshole!" LD said and slapped Vash and walked away slowly with her injured leg.

"What was that all about?!" Wolfwood asked.

"I don't know!" Vash said.

The sheriff took Zack and his men to jail.

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"You idiot!" LD yelled, "You drank our last water!" LD hit Vash and Vash felt down in the ground.

"There wasn't much" Vash mumbled.

"Because of you slow hero stuff we missed the buss!" She yelled, "Wolfwood, give me a cigarette!" She took a cigarette from Wolfwood's pocket.

"Hey"

"What are you looking at?! Come on we got a long walking to next town" Little D ordered.

Vash stood up, "When did she think she was the boss around?" Vash asked from Wolfwood.

Wolfwood shaked his head, "I really don't know maybe it's that time of month."

Vash looked at LD, who was about to explode, "What ever you don't ask that from her now"

So the three fellows walked in the hot deserts and tried to find a town.

LD smiled herself.

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BWHUHAHAHHAAA..... If you think Old-Fart-Vash was something not cool... there will be more of crazy vashuness... *grins evilly* all ready scared?! ;-)

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