The Fellowship Go to a Strip Club!

Chapter 1. The Great Plan

"It's too late to go out now Frodo," Aragon said as he looked at his watch.

"It's never to late to go out Aragon," said Frodo with a smile on his face.

"It's 8:30pm" came a voice behind Frodo, "And I also think its too late" came the voice, as she stepped out of the darkness there stood Arwen.

"Why don't you leave us alone no one likes you" muttered Frodo as Arwen kissed Aragon on the lips

"Pardon Frodo" she said with a smile.

Frodo looked at the floor and another voice came behind him...He said..."

Quickly Gandalf ran up behind Legolas and grabbed his mouth,
"he said...your dress is very pretty"

"Why thank you Frodo" said Arwen happily.

"WHAT, no he didn't why are you lying Gandalf he said..." Legolas looked at Frodo,Frodo was standing there mouthing the words:
"Legolas sit down"

"He said your hair was different today" Said Legolas with a smile.

Arwen looked at Frodo and said with an evil look "I know that my hair is flat today and I know that it looks stupid but you don't have to tell the whole world it looks horrible today" and with that remark she stormed out of the room.

"Hey, I have this new hair spray if you want to use it sometime Arwen", yelled Legolas

"Man, what's eating her?" Asked Legolas

"Great going, dickhead" Aragon yelled at Frodo

"And to think I was actually thinking of going to the strip club with you tonight but you ruined it"

"What, I...why... we weren't even going there, that's where you wanted to o and that's why you don't want to come, its not because its to late its cause you want to go to the strip clubs, I don't want to ". Frodo yelled.

"A strip club and without me" screamed Sam while running to stand next to his long loved friend

"What the hell, what are you doing here Sam? No one invited you," asked Aragon.

"Well if we are going anywhere Sam can come", Frodo purposed.

"Thank you mister Frodo", Sam smiled

"Hey what about us," came 2 voices, "we want to come too."

"Can't I talk to Frodo without you three being around?" Aragon asked.

Merry and Pippin looked at each other and shrugged.

Legolas broke the silence with this remark,"I am not planning on staying home for this journey, you will need my condoms."

"And my underwear" yelled a short fat man from behind his name was Gimli.

"Gandalf will join you all". Gandalf said delightedly

"Hey where are you guys going?" yelled a voice coming from a back room they all walked in to the other room and came to a door. Frodo looked at the 7 of them and then the door. Frodo turned the handle of the door and slowly pushed it open.

"OMG Boromir you smell" yelled Pippin "Smells!No he doesn't...he bloody stinks!" yelled Merry

By that time Frodo, Sam and Legolas were rolling around on the ground laughing.

"Sorry Boromir". Gandalf said as he grabbed the door handle to close the door

"Can't I shit without everyone knowing?" Boromir screamed Boromir was very upset and started to cry, the laughing of Frodo, Sam and Legolas grew louder, and Merry and Pippin started to crack. Then Gimli yelled, "Can you spray the toilet later cause I want to go after".

"Spray will not work this one", laughed Merry

The laughter grew louder and Boromir's sadness grew greater

"Shut up" he yelled then you could hear him cry more.

"Come along you boys, we have to get ready for the long tramping" Aragon said trying not to laugh

"Wait I want to come" the toilet flushed and you could hear the spraying of the toilet spray as Boromir opened the door. Wiping the tears from his eyes Boromir looked around at everyone, they all stood with smiles on their faces and tears in their eyes from the laughing. Boromir walked out of the toilet and was about to walk away when...

"HEY", yelled Pippin, Boromir looked at Pippin

"Wash your hands", Pippin laughed

Merry started to laugh and Boromir quickly glared at Merry while

Legolas stood behind Boromir clipped a peg on to his nose, Frodo couldn't help but laugh at Legolas.

Boromir walked into the bathroom and washed his hands.

"Come on Boromir", said Gimli from behind "We are going to the strip show tonight".

Boromir wiped his eyes and said brightly "We are score I haven't been there in ages...oh I mean..."

"Okay lets go", yelled Gandalf from the front door.

To be continued in the next hilarious chapter, The Unforgettable Ride