BEHIND THE GUNFIRE // CHAPTER 05 // HARD TARGET
I give you BTG the story, chapter 05! I dont' own Trigun, but I own Daisy and LD! ;)
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Vash ran as fast his could. Zack and his gang were just behind the corner after them.
LD screamed and yelled like the hell was open, "Let me go, you bastard!" She slap, hit and kicks Vash, but he just kept running, "I'm just fine! Let me down! Right, NOW!"
"Shut your pinhole!" Vash looked LD angry, "I'm trying to save us, so be quiet or they find us in no time!"
"Boss! They are over here!"
"Look what did you did!" Vash jumped over a black cat, "I hope you're praying 'cause I don't really know how long I can ran and carry you at the same time. We need some kind of miracle her."
"There's your miracle!" LD pointed a tall man.
"Amen!" Vash said hopefully, "Hello, Wolfwood!"
"Need some help?"
"Yes, please!" Vash and LD stereo it.
"Then, follow me!" Wolfwood said and ran inside of some building.
"Boss, they went inside that building!" One of the robbers said and pointed the building were the 3 friends had went.
Zack and his men went inside of the building.
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It was quiet. No one didn't make a sound.
"Destroy this place!" Zack ordered finally and opened the gunfire.
Furniture, clothes, stuff, food, plates, glasses, wood, everything went to millions of pieces in couple seconds.
Soon the gunfire stopped. It was deadly quiet and the smoke was terrible.
"Look, if you find their bodies." Zack said.
Everyone search and search, until the fat robber guy found blood river coming from a kitchen. He went to see were did it come.
"Boss! Boss! We got them! We got them! Their are dead!" He soon yelled.
Zack ran in the kitchen with all his men and no one couldn't believe their eyes. LD, Vash and Wolfwood were lying on the floor covered up in blood. It was quiet for a moment.
"Nay!" The black cat jumped in an open window and went to open fridge to eat some tuna fish.
"Let's go, before the sheriff comes." Zack said and walked out, "But now we have one more riddle to find. Where the heck is the money"
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For many long moments it was deadly quiet, until Vash stood up.
"Good old tomato juice!" He smiled, "But now I really need a shower! Look at me I'm red as tomato!"
"You already are red as tomato, idiot!" Wolfwood said.
"Good plan Wolfwood. Now they won't looks us for a while." LD stood up too.
"You mean, you. They are after you and the money" Wolfwood added and lighted a cigarette.
"Yeah, whatever. We must get out of this town as soon as possible." LD said, "And Vash, next time you jump out of window, please look were you jump. I landed in Thomas shit!" LD was about to hit Vash, but the tall man avoided it.
"You're impossible! First I save you, then you scream and yell like I did something wrong and now you thank me with a slap!"
"Why you"
Wolfwood took LD's lifted fist, "Don't start that stupid fight again. Like LD said, we must get hell out of here."
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People started to wake up, but the 3 fellows were all ready. They walked together in to the bus station and look if Zack was around.
"I still don't understand why did I have to wear this stupid dress" Vash blushed and cried at the same time.
"Shut up, Vash. You have to sound more women." LD whispered.
Oh like this? Hihii!" Vash giggled. He was dressed in a pink long dress, which had along a red big bow in 2bag. Vash's spiky blond hair was in a two pigtails. And he had some make up too. KAWAII!
"That was um excellent Vash I mean Daisy." LD wasn't sure what to do, cry or laugh.
"You think so? Hihii?" Vash spoke very high.
Wolfwood turned away, "Or maybe, you better be quiet."
"You don't sound nothing like a old man." LD whispered to Wolfwood, who was again old man in a long grey bier.
"I though you were a sick person all ready." Wolfwood said to LD, who was in old, large clothes, black sunglasses on in a wheelchair what Wolfwood pushed forwards, "But I was wrong You are the worst."
Vash tried to dry his tears, "How humiliating. This horror, this suffering boo hoo!"
LD lifted a bit her fist, "Shut up, now, or I will take all your clothes off and leave you here all alone and naked."
Vash looked terrified at LD, "You couldn't do that to your best friend, could you?"
"Best friend?" Smoke started coming from LD's ears, "You're not my best friend!"
"Shut up!" Wolfwood hit LD in the head, "Zack at right with 5 guys."
Vash went pale, "This is not going to be pretty."
The 3 costume freaks walked fast at the bus station. LD looked Zack and he looked at Vash. "Hey, lady. How about a kiss?"
"No thanks" Vash was nerves and his woman acting was terrible.
"I didn't ask, I ordered. Give me a kiss!" Zack graph Vash in his hand.
"Hey, leave my daughter alone, fucker." LD spoke slowly.
Zack let Vash's hand free, "Do you know how I am, huh? Do you recognized me from the wanted poster?"
"I usually don't forget those ugly face, but I really don't remember you? Are you a dangerous criminal?" LD spoke with old slowly granny way.
"Yes, I'm a very dangerous criminal. I'm Zack the Red Devil!"
"Never heard of him goodbye, we must hurry to the bus. Daisy, would you kindly give this man a kiss so he wouldn't be disappointed."
"WHAT?" Vash yelled, "NO WAY!"
Wolfwood was afraid that Zack noticed Vash voice, but he didn't.
LD and Wolfwood looked at Vash and grinned evilly.
"Do what your mother says, DAISY!" Old Wolfwood said
amused.
Vash didn't do anything, but Zack did. He crapped Vash and kissed
her or him, or whatever
LD was about to die in laugh, "Daisy-darling, shall we go now
say bye, bye to the nice man"
Vash was speechless. Some tiers came out of his eyes. He was shocked
in horror.
"Have I met you somewhere before?" Zack looked each other
before they leaved.
"Impossible!" Wolfwood said, "Our bus! Let's go,
NOW!" He ran and pulls the wheelchair. Vash ran too and mumbled
something crazy.
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The bus drove slowly on the hot desert. Vash was still in a big shock.
"There, there, little Daisy. It mustn't been that horrible, right Wolfie?" LD teased Vash.
"Yes, dear LD." Wolfwood grinned evilly, "At least he wasn't so ugly."
Wolfwood and LD laughed loud and together that the other bus passengers turned to look at them.
Vash cried more loudly, "You're so mean to me! Don't you know, I have feelings too! No I see nightmares about him!" His girly make-up was all messy. He turned his head away.
"Hey Vash, c'mon it was only a joke." Wolfwood said, "Without your brave sacrifice we could be now dead"
Vash didn't say anything.
"Don't be such a baby, Vash. Just one little kiss." LD smiled evilly.
Suddenly Vash looked all smiley again, in freighting way, "I know what will make this horrible images away" And he crapped at LD's arm and pulled her closer and kissed. Wolfwood looked surprised. But LD was more surprised.
Vash let LD go quickly and looked Diablo like LD, "Oh no what I just did Sorry, Little D! I just lost my mind! Sorry!" He started begging but the flames in LD's eyes didn't go away.
Slowly she stood up, "WHAT A HELL ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT? DO YOU WICH TO DIE RIGHT NOW, GOD DÄMMET!"
Vash looked at his psycho pal terrified, "S-so-sorry Little D."
LD took out her both guns and pointed them at Vash, "Do you wish to die, VASH?!"
"Hey, LD, calm down! Right now!!" Wolfwood tried to take the guns from LD, "Give me the guns now, LD!"
The people on bus went in panic.
"That lady had 2 loaded guns!"
"Se gonna kill us all!"
"Little D I'm sorry I don't know what went to me" Vash tried to explain, "Be a nice girl and put the gun away."
"NICE GIRL?" LD pulled the trigger. The pulled went throw the window, but it didn't touch Vash, DO YOU REALLY WANNA DIE?"
"Please, put the gun away, LD." Wolfwood was deadly serious.
People went more in panic. The bus stopped.
"Lady, please leave this bus, and don't kill anyone." The bus driver begged.
LD hops down, "What happen if I kill someone? You tell to the sheriff, right? Hahaa! Give me brake. I have done it many, many times before let me think about it it have been too long when I killed some one" She pulled the trigger again. It missed a little girl only a inch. The girl started crying.
"Vash, you awaked a monster" Wolfwood whispered to Vash, "Let's hope she's a bad shooter."
"Shut up, Nicholas!" LD pulls again the trigger. It was again a miss.
"Listen up, LD. That isn't the real you something is wrong now tell me." Vash said and lifted his hands up, "You can't kill me I'm you're friend."
LD didn't look at Vash. She walked out of the bus to the desert. Vash tried to follow her.
"Stay away, Vash!" She said and didn't look behind where she was shooting, "I want to be along now!"
"I won't leave you! You're still insured! You must be along! You need rest now! You have a hole in stomach"
LD pulled twice the trigger. 6 missed shots.
"Little D!"
"Shut up all ready!" LD stopped and sat down. She lighted a cigarette, "Okay, I give up take me to the sheriff... I'm nothing more than a criminal."
Vash sat next to LD, "A lie. You're just tired, that's all it's have been very long day for both of us."
"You sound like a saint or something. Saint Vash." LD smiled suddenly and put her guns away, "Don't get me wrong, but I want to see the outlaw man, the legendary humanoid typhoon"
"Impossible!" Wolfwood said, "He's nothing more than that wimp. It's all a rumor By the way thanks, LD. We just lost some money and a ride tot the next town We must walk now. They wont' take you in the bus, never again And I forgot my cross in the town!"
"I really bring trouble here" LD said.
"You're darn right, LD!" Wolfwood laughed, "Usually it's all Vash's fault."
"What? No it's not! Bad luck just follows me everywhere!"
"Wrong! It's behind me all this trouble!" LD said.
"No it's not! It Wolfwood's fault!" Vash said.
"What? It's your fault, Vash!"
"It's your both fault!" LD yelled.
And so one another endless fight has just began under the two hot suns.
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TO BE CONTINUED
