The Fellowship Go to a Strip Club!

Chapter 2. The Unforgettable Ride!

"Come on guys lets go," yelled a very excited Aragon

"Do we really have to go to the strip club?" asked not such an excited Frodo

"YES, you ain't ruining this big opportunity for me, you idiot!" Screamed Pippin.

"I agree", Merry said

Come on mister Frodo you will like it very much", Sam insisted, "I know I will,"

Sam then laughed to himself and took out a photo placed on the inside of his jacket, placed near his heart, it was a picture of his long lost love she was a stripper and they lost contact.

"Who's that?" asked a nosey Legolas

"Her name was Rosemary," he said as he clicked his seat belt on.

"Rosemary aye", Legolas said as he eyed the picture up.

Sam looked at Legolas and didn't like the look he was giving the picture there was something slutty about it. He grabbed the picture violently.

"Get a girlfriend", he told Legolas

"I will", said Legolas in a show off manner "Which remains me, hey Gandalf you have a daughter don't you?"

"Yes, I do Legolas, but you can stay away from my little sunflower", Gandalf said with a serious face.

Legolas sat back in his seat and screwed his face up then he thought to myself, looking up at the sky he whispered,

"Oh dear lords of the light when will I ever get a good root?"

"What was that, Legolas?" asked Boromir

"You mind your business, poo boy". Said Legolas Boromir tried to smile but it wasn't funny it hurt him inside, deep inside

"DON'T CALL ME THAT", yelled Boromir

"Right that's it we are turning around", Gandalf was yelling now his was very angry,

"OH, far man," said Pippin sadly

"WHAT DID YOU SAY PIPPIN"? Gandalf screamed

"Nothing, nothing lets go home, please", Pippin insisted

"I don't want to turn around though", said Aragon "I want to see the naked ladies".

"Fine, but one more peep and I am turning around".

The car was silent and everyone sat waiting to pull in to the car park.

Suddenly the car stopped,

"We are here", said Gimli

"Yahoo", said Pippin with a huge smile.

To be continued in the next hilarious chapter, The Entering.