The Fellowship Go to a Strip Club!

Chapter 3. The Entering

They jumped out the car rather excited, expect for Frodo of course.

Boromir jumped out of the car and put his arm around Frodo, " We can go somewhere else if you like", he said teasingly.

"Leave him alone, you, you, you... ", Legolas could not help himself he had to say something mean, "You Mr I want to come and watch the naked ladies, but I just have to wipe my ass."

Boromir took his arm off Frodo, and looked at Legolas "Suck my..."

Gandalf began to speak "Alright 3 rules, don't get in fights, don't tease Boromir because of the little incident that happened early".

Smiles came upon everyone's faces and a little laughter came from Pippin and Merry.

"All right, aright, and the 3rd rule is...
Legolas keep it in your pants". Gandalf then smiled and with a grin his said, "Lets have fun guys."

They all walked towards the two large men standing in the doorway of the strip club.

"SICKOS" yelled a voice from the other side of the street

"Got ID?", said the man on the right Pippin looked up at the large man and fainted.

Merry quickly picked him up and showed both their IDS.

Frodo held out his ID and walked slowly into the club and looked inside then he got pushed by someone behind him it was Sam, "come on Mr Frodo lets by a drink.

"SICKOS", yelled the voice again

"Yo, who is saying that?", asked Aragon Gandalf looked around,

"Yo Grandpa how you doing?" came the voice

"What in gods name is she talking about"?

"Don't worry Gandalf". Said Aragon

"Got your ID boy"? Legolas looked at the 'tough' guy standing in the doorway

"Yeah, so what you gonna do". Said Legolas in a 'tough' way

Gandalf took his ID card and showed it to the man then pushed Legolas in to the strip club then showed him his.

Aragon and Gimli then pulled out there ID cards and showed them.

"Alright, go right on in", said the two men at the door.

They all walked in and right away they all spotted Pippin standing on a table with 9 chairs "Over here, over here", he yelled.

They all walked to the table and sat down, the table was round and right next to the end of the walkway where the stripper came down.

"Great table Pippin," Politely said by Aragon

"Thank you, I noticed that it was a different cut of wood to all the other tables". Said Pippin

"No, I mean the place the table...don't worry" Aragon smiled and looked down the walkway.

"AND NOW BRACE YOUR SEATS COZ HERE COMES SOME OF OUR NEW LADIES AND HOW GOOD THESE GIRLS LOOK IN THEIR...
NOTHING."
Said some fat guy in a cheap suit with a microphone.

The music started booming and the lights started to flash when then a girl in a glitter wet suit came out and started to undress Frodo looked around the table and started to like the sound of a strip club. To there surprise even a waitress with no top on came over to take drink orders.

"Can I take your orders guys"?

"WOW", said Pippin with wide eyes

"SHIT, THEY ARE HUGE", said Merry

"Yes there are ani't they", winked Legolas as he leaned in to look it the 'notepad' she used to take the orders.
"I will have a beer say Gandalf",

"Yeah same", came Gimli,

"Me too", said Merry,

"Me three" said Pippin slowly,

"Oh I'll have a white wine", said Boromir

Legolas looked at Boromir and started to laugh "I think I will have a MANS drink, give me a...
Rum and cola,"

"I will have a Beer thanks". Said Sam

"I'll have a rum and cola too", said Aragon

"What about you Mister Frodo"? Asked Sam

Frodo wiped the drool from his lips and looked at the Waitress,
Frodo was lost for words,
"I with have a milk" Frodo said

"AYE", said Sam in a confused tone.

"I mean, sorry I'll have a beer", said Frodo.

"Okay I'll be right back". Said the waitress with a smile

"I'm looking forward to it", said Legolas with a smile.

The second stripper came out and started dancing, suddenly Sam stood up and his chair fell to the ground

"ROSEMARY", Sam yelled
"Oh my goodness me what it he doing", said Gandalf

"Its you!" Sam yelled...

To be continued in the next hilarious chapter. The Bullshitters Journey by Poonani has an alternative ending for this one and a related story (Rebecca is the author of this story who is featured in The Bullshitters Journey.)