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Reviewer Replies (fun!):

I_Am_Bug: THANK YOU for reminding me what exactly it was that the Shore Leave Rabbit says, I had completely forgot. THANK YOU!!! Oh, and you need to update your Lizard story. Like, need to. Yes.

Sukuru: I made him say Kyuptin because it sounds funny. But you're right, he really does say Keptin.

Tavia: Here is the second chapter that was in order.

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Oh, and I appreciate criticism, I really do... it just has to be helpful.

Chapter 2- Frozen Peas and the Rabbit

Chekov walked back from Sick Bay, scowling. It wasn't fair of the Captain to not believe him, and to doubt his, how had he put it? 'Mental Health.'

McCoy had, of course, found nothing wrong with him. He was heading to the Mess Hall (A/N- I think that's where they eat. Correct me if I'm wrong- no, review if I'm wrong! And review if I'm right! Review).

Frozen peas for lunch.

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As he made his way back to the bridge he came across the rabbit.

"Oh my paws and whiskers, I'll be late!" the strange creature exclaimed, and hopped off.

Chekov ignored it. Today, he would not be late.



"Chekov, you're late."

Chekov hung his head. "Wery, wery sorry, sair. It vill not happen again."

"Let me guess- the Rabbit?"

"No sair!" The young Russian exclaimed. "Not ze Rabbeet, no."

"What then?"

Chekov was silent.

"Ensign Chekov, answer me!"

"I fell."

"For any particular reason, may I ask?"

"I treeped."

"On what?" Kirk shot back immediately.

"A frozen pea."

The bridge fell silent, a side from the whirring of equipment.

"A what?"

"A pea. You know, little green sing zat is round and edeeble? It vas frozen. As in cold. I treeped on eet!"

"Mr. Chekov, did Doctor McCoy find anything er... wrong with you?"

"No!" He was beginning to become annoyed. "I am pairfectly sane. Any normal pairson could treep on a frozen pea! Anyvun! You could! Meester Spock could! I could! Ze rabbeet could! Anyvun!"

Kirk stared.

Chekov hung his head again. "I am sorry, sair. I vill restrict myself to my quairters."

Chekov left. A moment later, Kirk said, "Mr. Chekov, kindly restrict yourself to you quarters."

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Life went on. Kirk sat in his chair. Spock looked logical. McCoy swore. Scotty studied technical manuals. Chekov sat in his quarters, eating frozen peas. And somewhere on the Enterprise, a rabbit hopped. It was a very large rabbit.