Disclaimer: ... Erin don't own a single f***ing character.

Period 2

Botan: Hello everyone, I'm Botan. Today we're going to work in the kitchen. SO everyone get into groups of four and meet me there.

*in the kitchen*

Botan: Well everybody gave me different recipes for the bread. And I don't know if one's right of not, so each group has a different recipe. So get to work.

~~~ Random Kid 1: Um, Botan, our card doesn't have all the ingredients on it.

Botan: Ok, that one's for Kuwabara then.

Random Kid 2: Botan, our dough caught on fire.

Botan: Hiei. Ok then, the two groups who didn't have anything wrong with theirs, put the dough on a cookie sheet and put it in the oven.

*5 minutes later*

Crystal: Hey Botan.

Botan: Yes?

Erin: Is it supposed to expand?

Botan: Of course it is. What did you think silly?

Crystal: How much is it supposed to expand?

Botan: Let me take a look at it. *opens oven door*

Dough: *spreads like a wild fire*

Botan: In this kind of situation, we substitute teachers, RUN IN CIRCLES 'TILL WE GET DIZZY AND THINK OF SOMETHING TO DO~

Dough: *eats five kids out of randomness*

Erin: Why don't you just go in the other room and call a janitor?

Botan: *stops* Good idea.

All: *go in the other room and sit in their seats*

Botan: *pushes intercom thingy*

Koenma: Yes Botan?

Crystal: You even have Koenma here?

Erin: Yeah? So?

Botan: Could you send a janitor up here for me Koenma-sama?

Koenma: Sure thing.

*5 minutes later*

Kuwabara: Some one call for a-

Botan: No time Kuwabara. Just control the dough. *gives him her oar*

Kuwabara: ok *takes oar*

Class: *watches Kuwabara try to control the dough*

Kuwabara: *gets oar stuck in the dough* Uh, I can get it out. *pulls on the oar 'til he gets eaten by the dough*

Erin &Crystal: *cheer silently*

Botan: *starts to panic*

Dough: *eats 10 more kids out of randomness*

*bell rings*

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NDL! (Nearly died laughing [something I made up.]) Kuwabara got eating by bread dough! HAHAHAH-KYAAAAAA!

Hiei: Would you shut up!

Excuse me if I'm sugar-high at the moment.

Hiei: Speaking of which, why don't you let me get sugar-high anynmore?

Because you get more perverted then *slaps hand riding up leg* you already are. Yarou! Sry about that readers. Read and review! Hiei, I'm serious, if you don't stop, I'll set you on fire.

Hiei: I'll stop.