MY SECRETS // CHAPTER 01 // TOGETHER, HAND BY HAND
This story continued where the 'Behind The Gunfire' fic ended... BTW - I don't own Trigun. ^.^
Over year had gone by after battle between Vash and Knives, but Knives still doesn't seem to have give up the whole 'Kill the spiders to save the butterflies' idea. And that's causes lots of trouble to Vash. Now the brothers are heading to Rocky Valley's Town. They are traveling around because Meryl was almost ready to kill both of the brothers, 'cause of Knives, who many times have almost kill Meryl and Milly and look out, lot's of bad words coming up!
- Somewhere near Rocky Valley's Town -
Knives: You should save often old women, Vash.
Vash: That's not funny, Knives.
Knives: You destroyed half of the town. Hahaa!
Vash: That's not funny at all.
Knives: Hahahaahaaa! It would be fun if the whole town would have die.
Vash: STOP IT, KNIVES!
Knives: . You are completely idiot.
Vash: Shut up, Knives. I'm trying to drive. T_T
Knives: Good-for-nothing moron. Stupid broomhead. Worthless blockhead.
Brainless wimp. Total idiot.
Vash: Is that all what you got? ^_^
Knives: . Ok bastard, human killer, non-human murder :-) Rem rapist. BWHUHAHAAAHHAAA!
Vash: THAT'S IT! *stops the car* You are walking to the town, Knives! Out of the car!
Knives: Hey!! You can't just leave your own brother to middle of nowhere! I could get lost! I could die in thirsty or in hunger! Some criminal gang could kill a unarmed man! Is that you want, Vash? Your own brother to die in the desert?
Vash: I don't want you to die If you are quiet rest of the time, you don't have to walk. Do you understand?
Knives: You are just a baby, Vash.
Vash: *deep sigh* -_-;; *continues driving*
Knives: moron, idiot, stupid, bastard, killer, idiot, wimp, blockhead, broomstick, good-for-nothing
Vash: ARGH! I'm going crazy! X,O
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Knives: worthless, weak, smelly spider, human killer, crybaby, blockhead, wimp, idiot, stupid, moron
Vash: Finally! Rocky Valley's Town! =D
Knives: No humans everywhere after this I have to go to a shower to get the human smell out of me.
Vash: O_o I think you have always smell just the same as humans.
Knives: O_o What did you say?! God! I have to change my shampoo right away!
Vash: *parks the car* Ah! Just a happy looking small town. It been quite while since I have been here.
Knives: . You are crying, Vash.
Vash: Sorry. A friend of mine die when we where about to come here. She would have gone right away to a bar! X,O Why did she have do die?!
Knives: -_-;; Don't start that worthless crying scene again. It's embarrassing.
Random women: Help! Help! The bank have been robber! And they took my kid as hostage! Save her! SAVE HER!
Vash: Oh no. :-O
Knives: Oh no! Not again! Vash, you are totally not going to save that worthless kid! You don't have to save every damn human, Vash! Vash?
Vash: Wait there, Knives!! I will bee back soon!
Knives: Oh no not again -_-;;
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Knives walked around and saw how people where panicking because of the bank situations.
Knives: Stupid animals. Give me good reasons why I shouldn't kill you all right now?
Knives looked away and suddenly someone crashed with him.
Knives: Why you - !! Now you did it!! I going to kill you all!! Dammed!
Knives looked up and saw a tall person in long jacket in cowboy hat holding a gun at him.
Person: ...humans are like butterflies. They are worthless, pointless and weak. Why do they even need them?
Knives couldn't believe what that person was saying.
Knives: Could you repeat that?
Person: No. *takes out handcuffs* You are coming with me, punk. Give me your right arm!
Knives: No way!
Soon Knives and the person where chained together in the arms.
Knives: Hey, let me go!
Person: You are coming with me!
Knives: Let me go, you filthy human!
Person: Shut up if you wanna life bit longer! *loads gun* Or do you wanna your brain blows away right now or bit later?
Knives: After this I must go to shower. -_-
The gun person dragged Knives behind the buildings and inside the bank where were over 15 armed men and 5 hostages, including the little chills that Vash ran to save.
Person: I took another bastard!
Knives: You are yourself a bastard!
Person: When we start killing, let's kill him first!
Knives: -_-
Boss: Fine with me.
The person sat down against the wall. Knives had to sit down too. The person lighted a cigarette.
Knives: Is now the killing time? Or is it later? If so stop smoking.
Person: . You look bit a like person I know
Knives: So? I don't care who you know.
Person: Do you really wanna die in my hands?
Knives: Yes, if you keep speaking and smoking.
Boss: Shut up! You are a hostage and you do like we tell you!
Knives: Now I really need my brothers help here
Person: Shut up! *lifts the gun*
Knives: OK, okay. Gees Why did we have to come here now?
Person: Shut up all ready!
Knives: Shut up yourself!
Person: You are the hostage and I'm the outlaw! So shut up!
Knives: What does that have to do with this?
Person: Hostages gets to be quiet and the outlaws kills the hostages that speaks!
Knives: With that totally shitty gun of yours? That wouldn't kill a fly! *deadly look*
Person: Wanna find out! You can be that fly! *killer look*
Boss: Shut up you both! You sure pick up a bad hostage!
Knives: Yeah! Why you have to pick me? :-/
Person: It could have been anyone, but you just happens to crash with me first! :-o
Knives: It was you who crashed with me!
Person: It was you! Not me! Next time, look where you are running, filthy human!
Knives: WHAT? Are you calling me a filthy human? What are you then? XO
Person: Wanna find out, pumpkin head? :-)
Knives: Bring it on!
Knives and the outlaw person started a huge hand fight. Knives got a black eye and persons hat. And then the fight stop.
Knives: O_O What? You are women?
Person: Shit.
Boss: WHAT? A WOMEN? SHE'S A SPY! GET HER!
Person: Run as fast you can, asshole!
Knives: I don't have to because you are dragging me around, bastard!
Boss: You are not getting away, women!
Person: Wanna find that out, Zack Red?!
5 men went after the women and Knives and Zack left in bank wondering.
Zack: O_O have I seen that women before?
Random guy: GIVE UP, RED DEVIL! THE WHOLE BANK HAS BEEN SURROUNDED! LET THE HOSTAGES AGO!
Zack: Fuck! NEVER! Everyone take positions and start the gunfire when I say so.
Suddenly inside walked a tall blond guy, who we know as Vash.
Vash: Hello! n_n
Zack: O_O
Vash: Hmm *looks around* Did you know that keeping hostages is against the law?
Zack: You! O_O
Vash: Uh oh! Zack! Um - hello Zack! ^_^;;
Zack: Shot him!
But no one didn't shot.
Zack: Why don't you shot?
Zack saw small ticking thing at Vash's hand.
Zack: A - a - bomb!
Everyone run outside right in the hands of law and got captured right away. Vash walked outside smiling happily.
Vash: Old clocks are always so handy. ^_^ *put the ticking clock in his pocket*
Zack: A clock? We where tricked by that broomhead again? No way!
Vash: Sorry Zack. But been wrong side of the law isn't the right way. ^_^
Zack: Fuck you.
Vash: That wasn't so nice to say. Sheriff, take him away.
Sheriff: Surely. And thank you. Now we only have to get the last
6 robbers where they belong too.
Vash: I can help with that. So Zack tell us where did the last 6
members go and what they look like?
Zack: One was a women. That is all I gonna tell you, balloon head.
Vash: Balloon head? Hmm sheriff?
Sheriff: Come Zack Red! The jail is waiting for you.
Vash: He has only got dumber Little Dee would have like to see him going to jail *sigh* I better go check Knives if he's all right before he gets into trouble.
Vash went back to the car where he last time saw Knives.
Vash: Knives! Can't you believe this? No single damage this time! ^_^ ... Knives? Knives? *looks around* Knives? Where did he go? He can't be far away he hates places where's humans and here are them a lot.
Vash looked around and started by moment by moment to get bit more nerves.
Vash: KNIVES! Oh no if someone pisses him off, the person will be dead for sure! It's my fault. X,O Knives, where are you?
Random lady: What he looks like?
Vash: O_O
Lady: Are you okay? You look bit pale.
Vash: Is is that really you? Or am I seen things?
Lady: ???
Vash: Little Dee! *big bear hug* You are alive! You are alive! ALIVE!
Lady: Little Dee? No, no, no mister I'm not Little Dee
Vash: What? You must have lost your memory then? Do you remember me, Dee? Your pal, Vash?
Lady: You are talking about my sister, right? I remember that she told that her name use to be Little Dee.
Vash: Sister?
Lady: I'm Dee's twin, Tenshi.
Vash: Twin? BOO HOO! I though she's alive, but of course she can't be! She is in the canyon! ;_;
Tenshi: No, no, no! I never said anything that she's dead. She's alive maybe too alive.
Vash: Alive? What? But, but she, she in canyon?
Tenshi: You look bit sick come with me I buy you a drink and I tell you bit more
Vash followed the women in a small bar. The women looked exactly like Dee, but she was dressed in a pretty blue dress what Vash couldn't never think on a Dee's kind of ex-outlaw. They ordered drinks.
Tenshi: Um - what's your name was mister
Vash: Vash.
Tenshi: I remember that name Akuma once told about you but not very kind things though
Vash: Akuma?
Tenshi: My sister Dee. But I sure that she didn't mean those thing that she said. She's bit rude always but before she left to her outlaw life.. she wasn't like that I'm sorry you have your own problems. So your brother is lost, right?
Vash: OH NO! Yes! I have to find him right away before he doesn't something stupid!!
Tenshi: I can help.
Vash: Thank you.
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Women: This all your fault!
Knives: My? You where the one who took me as hostage and started fighting with me!
Women: Shut up all ready, hostage! Let's go inside!
Knives: I'm not taking orders from you1
Women: Yes you are! I have the keys for this handcuffs!
Knives: Then.. okay.. inside we go.
Women: *kicks a door open* Hands ups folks! Everyone out you all die!
People: HELP! *runs out*
Knives: *looks around* You are good scaring people away.
Women: It's my job. Inside that closet you go!
Knives: WHAT? WITH YOU? NO WAY?
Women: Then die!
Knives heard voices from outside; "They went inside!"
Women: Are you coming?
Knives: How did I got in to this? *goes inside the closet with the odd women*
5 robbers stampedes in and looks around. Knives is ready to kill someone, but chained with women stops lots of things.
Robber 1: They must back to the street there it's much harder to find them.
Robber 2: I will go check the street, you rest check this house.
Robber 3: I come with you.
Women: 2 down
Knives: What?
Women: SHHHH!
Robber 4: Did you guys heard something?
Robber 5: It was probably the wind.
Robber 1: Yeah let's go there's no one in here. She must scared the folks away and run back to the street with that noisy annoying hostage.
Knives: WH-
Women: *puts hand at Knives' mouth* SHHH!
Robber 4: There is goes again! Here's someone. I just now it.
Robber 5: You are hearing things. Come on!
The rest robbers left the house too.
Knives: *bites* GOD DAMMED YOU CURSED WOMEN! NEVER DO THAT TO BE NEVER AGAIN! NEVER! XO
Women: Ah shit! FINE! I REMEMBER THAT, BUT YOU ALMOST GOT US KILLED! *tries to open the door* Fucking fuck! HELL NO! XO
Knives: What now?
Women: I have been locked in a closet with some jerk! Great! :-o
Knives: WHAT? Thinks are getting worse that it's have been around my brother -_-;;
Women: Stop whining! When I count in 3 we push TOGETHER this stupid door open, okay?
Knives: Whatever
Women: 3 2 1!
But Knives didn't do nothing. He just watched how the women tried to get out.
Knives: You are doing it all wrong let me try.
Women: Fine! But jerk like you won't get us out, never!
Knives: Hmm do you have something sharp, but nothing like your tongue so I could open this door?
Women: A small knife.
Knives: ¬.¬
Women: What? Why are you looking like I just said something wrong?
Knives: ¬.¬ Never mind just give the knife to me.
Women: Here, you un-thankful bastard.
Knives: Hmm just a little bit okay and OPEN!
Women: O_O Wow! The door actually opened with a knife.
Knives: It was all the time open, you just tried to open it wrong way. Now, you let me free and you can continue your worthless life without me.
Women: Gladly! Hmm hmm *looks at her pockets* O_o;; ...Hmm.. uh oh!
Knives: What uh oh?
Women: It's looks like I have lost the keys of the handcuffs when I was fighting with you or running you. T_T;;
Knives: O_o WHAT? Don't tell me tat you are just joking!
Women: Would I joke about something like that? I wanna get far away from you and fast!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
Knives: MY FAULT? WHO LSOT THE KYES? YOU! SO IT'S YOUR FAULT!
Women: Are you trying to get another black eye, jerk?
Knives: Stop calling me jerk you bastard!
Women: YERK!
Knives: BASTARD!
Women: ASSHOLE! FUCKER!
Knives: FUCKING BASTARD!
Women: Now you really pissed me off, jerk! Now you are getting a new black eye!
Knives: Maybe, but after that you die!
And so they fight like little babies and no one wasn't there to stop them Will this continues in next chapter? I can answer it right away YES! So till then JA NE and TO BE CONTINUED
