MY SECRETS // CHAPTER 02 // KNIFE AND TEA

Knives would himself been a hostage. He was so annoyed that he annoyed the outlaw, who was really a women, who was spying Zack's gang. That women and Knives are now chained together and they both are about to kill each other. Vash and Dee's twin, Tenshi are looking Knives and we get to know Dee bit better

- Rocky Valley's Town -

Vash: KNIVES! KNIVES! OH KNIVES! Where are you? Was I too mean to you, Knives? I should yell ate you now I lost you, my dear brother! X,O

Tenshi: Please don't cry mister Vash. We will would your brother. Tell me what he looks like.

Vash: *sniff* He's very tall. Blond short hair. 2 blue insane eyes. Hates everyone. He wears same kind of clothes like me - white shirt, black jeans.

Tenshi: Is he your twin?

Vash: Yep.

Tenshi: The he is not so hard to find! n_n Hey, the sheriff's assistant! Let's ask from him! Fred! Hey, Fred!

Fred: Oh hello Tenshi!

Tenshi: Did you catch Zack's gang?

Fred: Only one is missing and he has a one hostage. Zack said the last one is women, who had dressed like man. And she's chained herself with the hostage.

Tenshi: Do you know who the hostage is?

Fred: Some tourists I guess, 'cause everyone else in this town is save. A tall blond guy, they say.

Vash: Tall blond guy? Like me?

Fred: Hmm.. yep.

Vash: It must be Knives! NO! X,O It's my fault if he die! BOO HOO!

Tenshi: Don't cry, Vash. The sheriff and Fred will get your brother back, Vash.

Fred: Vash?? Don't say you are Vash the Stampede?! O_O

Vash: No, no, no! Don't you know Vash the Stampede is dead! I found him once him in the desert. He had die in thirstiness I guess so I berried him in the desert. ^_^;;

Fred: With out taking the bounty?

Vash: I don't need money. Monkey is evil.

Fred: There went the sweet $$ 60 Billion Dollars oh well.. maybe this planet will be much saver now on. I will continue seeking this last outlaw and let's hope your brother is still alive. Bye!

Tenshi: Bye!

Vash: Huh, that was close -_-

Tenshi: It bad to lie, did you know that, mister Stampede

Vash: I know, and I'm really sorry about that, but shall we continue

Tenshi: OK.

o-o-o-o

- Somewhere In The Desert -

Women: Come one, jerk!

Knives: Why we go where you want?

Women: 'Cause I'm the outlaw. Now come one! Hurry bit before the sheriff gets me.

Knives: That I want to see! I'm not moving! You will be catch sooner or later! You can go to jail where you fellow filthy spiders are all ready!

Women: Who are you calling a spider? I don 't have 8 legs!

Knives: You are a spider 'cause you try to kill the butterflies!

Women: If you say it like that, then yes, I'm a spider! I wanna kill the whole worthless and pointless butterfly race! I wanna blow this whole planet in to the sky and die with it!

Knives: ARE YOU CALLING ME AWORTLESS AND POINTELSS?

Women: Yes, including you and the rest of the humans!

Knives: ARE YOU CALLING ME A HUMAN?!

Women: That what you are, right?

Knives: I'M NOT A HUMAN! NOT A UN-PERFECT SPIDER!

Women: Then, tell me mister perfect non-human what are you then? ¬.¬

Knives: The smartest Plant ever!

Women: Plant? What a hell are you talking about? Are you saying you are one of those weirs things that live in those big lightbulbs or something?

Knives: They are not weird! You humans are weird, worthless, un-perfect, smelly and ugly humans!

Women: Listen up mister. Okay if you are not a human. I let you live. But first you have to stop calling me a human, 'cause I'm not! Then second thing you have to prove me that you are not a human. And last thing stop YELLING AT ME! *points a gun at Knives head*

Knives: ¬.¬ If I just had my Long Colt now and I could use my Angel Arm at her

Women: Good you started to understand so be quiet till we get to my hideout. ¬.¬ I gonna kill that jerk right away when I get out of this handcuffs.

Knives: Ok. ¬.¬ How humiliating. When I get out of this handcuff, you can be the first one I kill.

o-o-o-o

Vash and Tenshi were driving in the desert to Tenshi's home, where Dee should be.

Vash: Do you think Dee wanna help us?

Tenshi: Yes. Akuma knows these outlaw things, so I guess where the outlaw went and why did she took your brother with her.

Vash: I still can't believe that she's alive how did she survive from the big drop?

Tenshi: Well, the thing is that she and I are not that human that we look

Vash: What?

Tenshi: Well me and my sister were made in Earth

Vash: Made?

Tenshi: We are actually walking, talking, living, feeling, thinking and emotional humanoid robots.

Vash: Robots? That explains the oil

Tenshi: Oil?

Vash: Dee got once a shot in a her stomach and later she was bleeding oil

Tenshi: When I would her. She was full of bullets. He whole body was crushed in a tiny pieces, but somehow her system was somehow ok. She seems to have live though live, 'cause of those many bullets holes and the huge damage in her memory card.

Vash: Memory card?

Tenshi: Yes. All her memories goes in to small card, but Akuma have bullet in it and she can't remember nothing about her past, not even me. She only knows the things I have told her.

Vash: Can her memory been fixed?

Tenshi: No I think so. If I remove the bullet, the whole memory card will explode and there will be no Akuma.

Vash: That's just awful.

Tenshi: Yes, it's really awful. She use to be kind sister, but now she just rude to everyone without a reason.

Vash: Id she use to be kind, then she will be someday kind again if she wanna.

Tenshi: Yes, but the thing is that she hates herself too she hates everyone how can some like that change to kind?

Vash: I don't know but I can help. You have been helping me to find my brother.

Tenshi: Akuma has been lying to me. She said you are brainless annoying wimp crybaby but I don't think so. n_n

Vash: Um thank you I guess Maybe it's better me to not meet her

Tenshi: Drive the car behind those rocks, Vash.

Vash: Okay.

Tenshi: You have to leave the car there, 'cause we have to walk because our home is bottoms of the canyon.

Vash: What? Bottom of the canyon? Why?

Tenshi: Well I said we are made in Earth so we live in out ship what we came here out home is half of a Project SEED ship.

Vash: Really?

Tenshi: Yeah. n_n

Vash: I'm speechless

Vash left the cat behind the rock. It was in the shadows so no one couldn't see it and stole it. Then they climbed slowly down in the deep canyon and Vash couldn't believe what he saw. Between the walls where really a half ship and all the memories of Rem and his childhood went throw his head really fast.

Tenshi: Welcome to my home, Vash. ^_^

Vash: It's it's wonderful

Tenshi: Really? Oh, thank you. It is a good place to live. We can be alone and Akuma don't have to travel anymore without a home. Let's go find her right away!

Tenshi took Vash's hand and run inside the ship smiling really happy.

Tenshi: AKUMA! SISTER! I'M HOME! I FIND A FRIEND OF YOURS TOO!

Vash was sure that somewhere behind the corner would walk a skinny women in a black mini-shirt in white shirt and she was smoking or drinking and she wasn't smiling a lot. But that didn't happen. No one didn't come.

Tenshi: Hmm maybe she's not home. AKUMA!

Vash: Can we wait if she comes?

Tenshi: If you wanna let's hope your brother is alive

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Knives: Come one! I'm not gonna wait you all day long!

Women: I'm trying! But climbing with one hand isn't very easy! Don't pull or we all fall, you idiot!

Knives: Oh, now I'm a idiot?! What happen to the jerk?

Women: SHUT UP! AND DON'T PULL MY HAND!

Knives: YELL MORE AND I WILL REALLY PULL IT!

Women: DON'T BE A YJERK! IF YOU PULL IT HARDER I WILL FALL AND SO WILL YOU AND THEN YOU WILL BE DEAD!

Knives: SO WILL BE YOU!

Women: WHATEVER! JUST SHUT UP, YOU JERK! GEES, YOU ARE REALLY GETTING ON MY NERVES!

Knives: SAME TO YOU, IDIOT!

Women: DON'T - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA --- IDIOT!!!

Knives: OUCH! AU! AAA! O U C H!

* CRASH! BOOM! KABOOM! BOING! CRASH! THUMPS! *

Knives: +_+ my back

Women: What did I told you don't pull - my - hand o_O ouch jerk .

Knives: +_+ I'm, gonna kill you soon

Women: Get up, jerk! ¬.¬

Knives: I broke my back!!

Women: Too bad! GET UP! More you lay there, more time we have to be together!

Knives: You could bit help me!

Women: ¬.¬

Knives: Okay, don't help! I wouldn't want you to help me anyway! Look at me. I look like a trash even worse.. like a human

Women:¬.¬. If you care mister Perfect Non-Human welcome to my hideout

Knives: O_O Project SEED ship?

Women: Yes you can even meet your relative here if I let you live

Knives: Is she alive? O_O

Women: Who?

Knives: The plant.

Women: Yes I think so I don't know really nothing about them it seems it's been sleeping lately

Knives: So what are we waiting for? Let's get going! I wanna get out of this handcuffs!

Women: I finally agree with you by the way what is your name? I like to know who I'm gonna kill soon.

Knives: I'm Millions Knives. And who are you?

Women: Knives?! Is your real name a Knife?

Knives: Not knife! KNIVES!

Women: HAHAHAHHA! If you a KNIVES then I must be Thousends Forks. HAHAHHAHAHA! XD Your mother must been insane giving you that name!

Knives: :-/ Say that again!

Women: Oh sorry did I piss you off? =D I'm Dee.

Knives. Tea? ;-)

Dee: ¬.¬ No it's D E E.

Knives: Oh sorry did I piss you off?

Dee: No, not really, KNIFE!

Knives: Oh really, TEA?

Dee: ¬.¬jerk.

Knives: ¬.¬. idiot.

Tenshi: SISTER!

Vash: BROTHER!

Dee + Knives: Oh no -_-;;

Tenshi: *hugs Dee* Akuma!

Vash: *hugs Knives* You are alive!

Dee: VASH? KNIVES? Don't tell me that you to idiots are brothers?

Vash: Knives is my twin

Knives: Hahaahahahaa!

Dee: NO!

Tenshi: What's wrong, Akuma?

Dee: This is a nightmare Vash the Stampede and his jerk brother TROUBLE NO! ;_;

Vash: n_n;; Yes it's great to see you alive too Little Dee

Dee: ¬.¬ Hi Vash

Knives: BWHUHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!

Tenshi: Akuma! Vash's your friend and my new friend too you should be happy to see him. He seems to be worried about you. :-/

Knives: BWHAUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Vash: Knives stop that all ready

Knives: I CAN'T! BHAUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH! XD Tea and her bimbo sister! HAHAHAA!

Dee: -_-;; Just let's go inside I wanna get out of these handcuffs NOW!

Vash: You got a new hair looks, Dee. *looks a messy short hair of Dee*

Dee: I have been falling many times -_-;;

The 4 non-humans went inside of the SEED ship, what was Tenshi's and Akuma's home. Will Dee or Knives kill each other when thy get out of the handcuffs that we find out in next chapter of My Secrets. ... TO BE CONTINUED