Disclaimer: Unfortunately I don't own YYH or RK. But in my own little world I do! ^_^V
Recap: the whole YYH casts [even baddie's] answer all of your questions and even requests.
I pissed off Yusuke in the last chappie and we start the show [officially] today with Hiei and Baka with the help of my Kurama [YK] and the infamous Kenshin [HB] who's starting to piss me off
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YK: This void isn't a very good place to interview my friends Aya.
Aya: I know I've got that figured out already. *Uses the power and creates a castle dungeon. 5 stools are in the corridors. yusuke, Chu, Botan, Touya, Genkai, Jin, Yukina and Toguru are in a cell of their own*
Yusuke: Hold it! You didn't say your dealing with them in this stupid show.
Aya: *ignoring him* Okay now Hiei and Baka will sit down opposite of me YK and HB. Oh and Toguru*trying to power up in cell*. Those are special cells that adapt to every1's abilities, rendering them useless
Toguru: Nothing can hold me at 100% power* Powers up to 100% and punches bars just to have his hand throbbing. Evry1 but him laughs*
Yusuke: Didn't think you were that weak.
Aya: shut up Yusuke or you will be the Buto.
HB: What's a Buto?
Aya: don't worry bout that. We'll just say it goes to the same level as Baka.
YK: I think we should start*notices Hiei getting his Katana while giving HB the death glare* Some people aren't as patient as others
Me: oooookay. But only if ya start us off.
YK: it couldn't hurt I guess.
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* Evry1 that isn't in a cell are in the stools. Aya's next to YK leaning on his shoulder almost asleep*
YK: Are you all right?
Aya: Yeah should I not? Just start with our first persons questions. Kay! ^_^
HB: when will I get to ask the questions?
Me: when you let people kill Baka. YK just start.
YK: Riiight. This one's from luvsdogz who is asking:
Rnrn dear baka, why are you so ugly... need I say more, yes... stupid, thick headed... etc.
Rnrn Hiei: have you ever heard of growth formula?
Aya: That was perfect *kisses YK on cheek* Anyways Baka, answer!
Baka: No way! I resent that question!
Me: Why, cuz u r? Cuz If you don't answer you will have to die*Aya gives a lil laugh*
Baka: I'M NOT ANY OF THAT. YUKINA WOULD AGREE!
Aya: U r sooo right. She would agree with Luvsdogz completely
HB: you're just terrible, that you are.
Hiei: She has a point though. *Thinking* Cuz he would die if they were serious
Aya: Anywayz, Hiei it's your turn. If you reply but don't answer I could always give a reason for your shortness.
Hiei: This just pisses me off. If any1 calls me short I'll kill them! I have heard of the stuff but I don't use it.
Aya: At least you have some1 that can back ya up. See luvsdogz if Hiei was taller he would way more and not be as fast as he is now. *Wow Aya knows some physics*
Hiei: SOME1 ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDS ME!!
Baka: You're still a shrimp shorty. No wonder y-* Hiei decapitates Baka. HB resurrects him AGAIN which really pisses Aya off* You know I can still feel the pain from both of those deaths*starting to cry* It really hurts then dealing with all that crap is a pain in the ass.
Aya: See Kenshin that's why we leave them dead for a bit. To get away from all their bullshit.
HB: You know I don't like that, that you do. *Eyes start going Battôsai* no one deserves to die. Not even Baka.
Aya: *Aya's very angry*that's it! You're going into the cell and I'm revoking the power from you. * Kenshin is in a cell. Aya calms down a lot as if nothing happened* But now I need a new co host to sub in for a while. I know*pops in Sano who is Referred to as RH [Rooster Head]* Welcome just a couple of things to know.
RH: What the fuck am I doing here?!* Sees Kenshin in a cell* Now I know where you were. Kaoru's gonna kill you Kenshin.
Aya: Ah-hem you're my new co-host Sano. You get the power*thunder* and if you need to kill some1 you kill Baka.
RH: Who's Baka?
Aya: The ugly one with orange hair that's not in a cell.
RH: Good to know. *Gets murderous look in his eyes*
Aya: And because I just love it you get your Zanbatô back. *Uses power and giant sword appears in RH's hand*
RH: I was starting to miss this.
Aya: Okay since you took over for Kenshin who was gonna ask the next Question. It's your turn.
RH: Sure* takes a piece of paper* It's from elfangel191, Who asks:
Here's a question for Hiei: rn What do you think of Kurama's hair?
Hiei: If it's not about my height its Kurama. It's long and red like the baka in pink. I don't care if that answers your question or not. So there *gets hit by lightning but is still alive*
Aya: Be nice and answer her question. *Aya returns his death glare from earlier*
Kurama: In a polite but threateningly way* Yes Hiei, what do you think of my hair. Certainly not just like Kenshin's hair.
Baka: I think it's fine *RH splits him in half with the Zanbatô and looking very pleased. Baka's blood is everywhere. *
RH: That creeped me out way too much. And his face was scaring me.
YK: Try working with him everyday. Hiei you were about to answer elfangel191.
Hiei: its not as idiotic as Rooster Head's here.
RH: Say that to my face shrimp! If you can ever reach my face. *Hiei and RH get into a fight of swords. Hiei destroys RH's sword and is about to give the final blow* You aint half bad. You're lucky I haven't used that in a while. I'm sooo much better with my fists.
Aya: Both of you sit the fuck down so I can ask the next questions. *Hiei reluctantly sits down and RH limps back to his stool.*
Kurama: Hiei was going to end up in a fight no matter what. He's lucky it wasn't me.
Aya: Screw you! He would've me to deal with, and that's never pleasant. I know some of the worst ways to torture someone.
Hiei: A human can't think of something that bad. What is it?
Aya: *gets to tease Hiei^_^* I'm not telling. I only did an example of it to Wings of Blood *a/n 2Wings of blood: BLOODY SAKE* And it burned her eyes out. So if you want to know ask her. ^__^
Hiei: I don't know her so how can I ask?!
Aya: That's for you to figure out. So this is from Lady Wolf Moon, who put down the following:
My new friend! I found you! *Hugs you*rn^_^rnI have no questions. Maybe Hiei could read my second chappie. He only saw the first.
Okay Hiei you heard her.
Hiei: *under his breath* bunch of ningens. *Reads Chappie 2* WHAT THE FUCK! YOU MADE ME SEE THAT?! I AM NOT A HOOKER AND I AM NOT GAY!!! Other wise it was okay and I wished I did kill him.
Aya: ^_^ Sure Hiei you can kill him as much as you want. *Aya revive Baka. Hiei goes and kills him. Aya revives and he kills as the cycle goes on*
1 week later. The cycle is starting to end.
YK & RH: 0_0 *Hiei finally stops killing Baka and we all sit down [Aya revived Baka]*
Baka: I read it to. I can't believe a little elf killed me.
RH: And you don't mind being called an ogre, what a strange weak boy you are.
YK: *sipping tea he made with the power* And elves are about the same as a human, only faster stronger and have better judgment.
Aya: Yep! Sooo it's finally time to go. ^__^ Bye
Baka: But I only got one question. Hiei got three; it's not fair.
Hiei: I got a question for you, Aya.
Aya: That's sweet Hiei but save it for another take. Got it?
RH: So now what do we do.
Aya: we could always continue to kill Baka. * All but Baka: YAY!!^_^*
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Were gonna kill Baka until the next chappie. Just so you know he died 1,223,654,999,999 times in this take alone. It was never said but Hiei LAUGHED during the part with Toguro. So Lady WolfMoon I think you did your job. I read it too and I found it very funny [your my new friend 2] and for all of you, thanx and read everything by Wings of blood, Lady WolfMoon, luvsdogz and elfangel191 for kay. ^_^. Wait till next time. You'll love it. ^_^V
*****************************************Bye Bye***************** *****
Sorry bout Kenshin he will be back [plz no flames]. But you should know the who and when with these Questions:
3: Yusuke & Chu
4: Touya & Jin
5: Genkai & Botan
6: Toguru & Yukina
7: Kenshin & Sanosuke
8: Kurama & me
9: Any missed Q's & R's for the whole cast and my co hosts
But I still need Questions and requests. It can even be to those already interviewed. So R&R/Q PLZ!!
