MY SECRETS // CHAPTER 03 // NOT SO BAD

Knives did a deal with Dee that he would become a human slave for Dee. Knives has no idea what Dee is going to make him do. If Knives success Dee will help Knives destroy the human race. Vash and Tenshi don't have any idea about their deal. They just have fun together and try to make the plant not to fear Akuma

- Plant Room -

Vash: Hmm she's own kind of person she's not human, but she still not like me and Knives. You don't have to afraid her.

Tenshi: Vash's right we try to change her to a good person so you don't have to be afraid her. Life has just kick her maybe too many times.

Vash: Or she just got too many bullets

Tenshi: or she have just become very short-tempered person

Vash: or she is just afraid herself

Tenshi: What do you mean, Vash?

Vash: Everyone usually scares something that they don't understand or what to see or know. Maybe Dee don't want to be what she is.

Tenshi: I have never though that you are so smart, Vash! n_n I think it could be that the reason for her hate.

Vash: Thank you. *blush* You are smart and pretty ^_^

Tenshi: No I'm not *super blush*

Vash: Yes you are

Knives: Vash!

Vash: Uh what now Knives?

Knives: I came to told you that don't cry if you don't find me... I'm going to town with Dee.

Vash: With Dee?

Tenshi: Are you sure that's save?

Knives: Hahaa! That bitch would make a scratch on me!

Vash: But she made a black eye to you :S

Knives: That was the first and last time! :-o

Vash: Ok. Take care n_n

Tenshi: And have fun in the town, Knives. ^_^

Knives: Hmm whatever ¬.¬ I hope they take care of themselves or else

Dee: Come one, Knives! :-o

Knives: Yeah, yeah, Dee -_- I really hate myself now

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- Near Rocky Valley's Town -

Dee: You seem to be quiet now, Knives

Knives: Your ugly grin is making be sick

Dee: Oh thank you, Knife. I didn't know that you are just polite boy. ^_^

Knives: What kind of hell are you going to make me go today?

Dee: Today we just hang around... n_n

Knives: Great

Dee: Can you sound bit happier?

Knives: No. I'm scared to see you happy

Dee: Don't worry... you won't see it often, Knivesu-babe.

Knives: W-what... did you just call me?

Dee: It your new name Knivesu-babe. ^_^

Knives: Knivesu? Babe?

Dee: You haven't see nothing yet, Knivesu-babe.

Knives: O_o;; I wanna go home.

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- Rocky Valley's Town -

Dee: First we go bough donuts to Vash

Knives: What?

Dee: Are you deaf or something? We are going to buy donuts.

Knives: Why?

Dee: Gees, why you have to act like a child I'm buying because I wanna thank him.

Knives: You wanna thank. Vash?

Dee: I wanna thank him from bringing you.

Knives: Me?

Dee: Yes, you. Who else? Because of him, I can make you suffer eternity! :-)

Knives: Maybe she really has Legato's powers. That's interesting.

Dee: By the way... do you know where Wolfwood is, Vash's friend?

Knives: He's dead.

Dee: What?

Knives: Dead as human can be.

Dee: Oh

Knives: Have you meet Vash's another friends, Meryl and Milly?

Dee: No.

Knives: Lucky you. They are maybe the worst humans I know, especially Meryl.

Dee: If they are Vash's friends, I guess they are annoying then

Knives: They are! Because of them Vash and I had to go traveling for awhile. We are living at their house, 'cause Vash is too poor to buy a house at least I think so living with those humans is like hell.

Dee: I see let me guess. Are you traveling around because they got pissed off because you did something?

Knives: o_O How did you guess?

Dee: Hahaa! It wasn't hard! ;-)

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- Plant Room -

Tenshi: Why I am worried about them, Vash?

Vash: Because you care.

Tenshi: Do you think they are alive?

Vash: I'm not sure. I hope so.

Tenshi: Me too. What does Plants eat?

Vash: I don't know. I hope donuts. ^_^ Let's ask

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- Saloon -

Dee: 2 beers!

Knives: I don't drink that shit.

Dee: Oh yes you are, Knivesu-babe. n_n

Knives: Stop calling me Knivesu-babe.

Dee: Just wait what new names I will create along the week. ^_^

Knives: -_- She must be Legato

Waitress: Please, give me your guns first.

Dee: We don't have any.

Waitress: Okay two beers, here you go.

Knives looked his beer glass like it was poisoned.

Dee: After couple drinks you get use to the taste and then you love it truth me.

Knives: Trust you? Yeah, right

Dee: Fine. Get bored, 'cause we are coming here very often and get a new name too, Wimp-Knivesu.

Knives: I'm not a wimp like Vash!

Dee: Even Vash drinks

Knives: And he's a wimp

Dee: But not when he drinks

Knives: You are odd.

Dee: Thank you, Knife.

Knives: She IS Legato who doesn't worship me.

Drunk Man: Hey girly, give me a hug.

Dee: No thanks.

Drunk Man: Don't be shy! Just one kiss.

Dee: You were talking about hug not a kiss.

Drunk Man: Oh a smart girl I like smart girls. Give me a big kiss. ;-*

Dee: Do you wanna this smart girl kicking your white ass in the sky?

Drunk Man: Why you little dirty talker kiss, kiss, kiss ;-)

Knives: Yeah give him a kiss, Dee. ;-)

Dee: Hey man wanna meet my husband? My dear Knivesu-babe.

Knives: WHAT?

Drunk Man: I don't care just give me a kiss.

Dee: Knivesu-babe, my dear husband is a ex-sheriff. Did you know?

Drunk Man: What? ¬.¬ He looks like a moron wimp.

Knives: Listen up! I'm not like my brother!! I'm I'm

Dee: What are youKnives? ;-)

Knives: Your---- husband WHAT I AM DOING?! O_o I must gone crazy!

Dee: That's right, dear. So back off man.

Drunk Man: Oh, I'm scared!

Knives: Yeah, you should be let's get out Dee. I'm all ready starting to hate this place.

Dee: Sit down, dear. Would you kindly leave us, man?

Drunk Man: Not until you give me a kiss, little darling. x-*

Dee: *kicks in the nuts* What did you said?

Drunk: *lies on the floor* My ouch it hurts you bitch

Dee: Who are you calling a bitch?! :-O

Drunk: Bitchy bitch!

Dee: Knives, watch carefully this was they do when they get pissed of at a drunk man * HIT! KICK! PUNCH! SLAP! KICK! HIT! *

Knives: O_o I don't understand that women not at all

Dee: That was refreshing. I haven't had a fight in long time.

Knives: What was our fight last day?

Dee: It was then, now is now. *drinks the beer* Are you going to drink it or not?

Knives: I better not this time maybe later

Dee: Whatever let's go hey waitress this man said he will pay the bill

Drunk Man: Ouch no I didn't

Dee: Knivesu, come on don't be just a slow brain.

Knives: -_-;;

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- The Plant Room -

Vash: It's so quiet

Tenshi: Yep.

Vash: Just too quiet.

Tenshi: Yeah.

Vash: The Plant is happy

Tenshi: So am I

Vash: Do you like chess?

Tenshi: What's that?

Vash: A good game when you are bit bored I can teach.

Tenshi: Really?

Vash: Sure. n_n

Tenshi: Awesome!

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- Rocky Valley's Town -

Dee. That's a prostitution.

Knives: I know.

Dee: That over there is almost dead man.

Knives: I see.

Dee: That girl is deaf

Knives: How you know that?

Dee: Or then she just don't wanna listen to her annoying mom

Knives: -_-;;

Dee: Another drunk

Knives: How interesting.. -_-;;

Dee: And maybe my favorites persons ever a gunsmith! Let's go, Knivesu-babe

Knives: . And what are we going to do now, Dee?

Dee: I need a gun, 'cause Tenshi took my another one and then your fist day as human shit is over.

Knives: Is that's all for today? I though you were going to make me really suffer.

Dee: I was bit tired today, but tomorrow will be a really interesting day ;-)

Knives: Should I be scared or glad, or both?

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- Coffee Room -

Tenshi: I won again! Woo-hoo!

Vash: Wow you are a really fast learner, Tenshi.

Tenshi: I have a great teacher. n_n Chess is really fun game.

Dee: Hi, Tenshi.

Tenshi: Akuma you came all ready?

Dee: Yep. I got bored Knives is just a lame guy I'm going drinking in my room so I'm not in the mod of chatting with anyone

Tenshi: Okay, Akuma. Have a nice drinking night.

Vash: They seems to be alive

Tenshi: Are you sure? I don't see Knives.. O_O

Vash: Oh yeah O_O

Vash + Tenshi: KNIVES!! XO

Knives: What? .

Vash: You are alive! *hug* O_O

Tenshi: Thank God -_-

Knives: Get off of me! :-o

Vash: You are alive, Knives. ^_^ I'm so glad

Knives: Sure I am here from Dee.

Vash: DONUTS! Donuts! Donuts! Donuts! Donuts!

Knives: -_-;; I will go now bye

Vash: Donuts! Donuts! Donuts! I love donuts! n_n

Tenshi: I have ever eat donuts before

Vash: WHAT? Oh my. Here! Have a bite! It's the most wonderful thing ever! ^_^

Tenshi: Okay it's looks funny hmm

Vash: n_n What do you think?

Tenshi: I LOVE IT! =D It's so.. yummy!

Vash: We have to thank Dee from the donuts later..

Tenshi: Yes! Can I have another one? ^_^

What will happen after the sweets donuts? And what's wrong with Knives? Is Dee Legato who doesn't worship Knives? I dunno, maybe, maybe not.. I don't care just TO BE CONTINUE