MY SECRETS // CHAPTER 05 // DEAL'S OFF

Knives deal with Dee continues, but Dee doesn't seem to even take the whole thing serious and Knives gets away easily. Vash and Tenshi are getting well together is this going to be a new Trigun romance? Hell No! To the story

- Dee's Room -

Knives: It's late afternoon and still no word from her why do I even care? I should be glad that she's not around *looks around the room* What's that? *finds a open folder* Hmm why that idiot reads something boring like this? There's only these weird symbols

Dee: It called Japanese, you jerk.

Knives: Well, well.. looks here little bastard

Dee: Before you continue your always so wonderful polities I cancel our deal. You are free.

Knives: What? O_O Why?

Dee: I got my reasons. Now get out I have paper work to do.

Knives: o_O What about killing humans?

Dee: Not now, I'm busy.

Knives: Where did all the jerk stuff went?! Halloo! Anyone home? *waved hand at Dee's face*

Dee: Get out, please.

Knives: Please? O_o Is this is some kind of trick? You are really making me scare you.

Dee: ¬.¬ Do I look a person how fools around?

Knives: No, not really but I hardly don't know you, so you never know.

Dee: Now you are scaring, me Knives. You are talking to me, not yelling

Knives: Hah! You are so funny! Come on, this is some kind of trick.

Dee: I have to translate these papers. If you don't go, sit down and shut up.

Knives: *sits down* Okay. I know this is a trick. ^_^

Dee: ¬.¬

Knives: what does those papers say?

Dee: You sound bit like your brother now, Knives.

Knives: Sorry um - tell me, idiot, what does those papers tell? Better?

Dee: No, but never mind IT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS!

Knives: I see ¬.¬maybe she is not that bad that she looks like real lame person...

Dee: *lights a cigarette* Would you give me gun from the desk over there?

Knives: Um - ok.

Dee: Thanks. *loads the gun*

Knives: Okay, Okay I'm going! Sorry! Don't shot me!

Dee: *BANG!*

Knives: o_O She she shot ... herselfwithout a reason -

Vash: What was that? I hears gunshot!

Tenshi: Me too! What's going on? Knives?

Knives: Dee shot herself just like that o_O

Vash: WHAT? OH NO! O_O

Tenshi: AKUMA! :-O GET UP!

Dee: BWHUHAHHAHAHAAHAA!

Vash: She's alive! +_+

Knives: Vash! VASH! Darn, he fainted you idiot, look what you did to him!

Dee: BWHUHAHHAHAHAAHAA!

Tenshi: I hope you die in you laugh 'cause that wasn't any funny! :-o

Dee: BWHUHAHHAHAHAAHAA!

Knives: -_-;; You are the worst

Tenshi: Knives, help me carry Vash out.

Knives: Sure.

Dee: BWHUHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA! XD

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- Coffee Room -

Tenshi: Vash, are you all right?

Vash: Um - where am I? Oh yeah ship Dee

Tenshi: She was just fooling around. That's all. :)

Vash: Huh. I was so afraid that she really shot herself.

Knives: She is really insane crazy odd stupid

Tenshi: You are speaking like you like her, Knives. ^_^

Knives: WHAT?! SAY THAT AGAIN AND I KILL YOU! XO

Tenshi: it was only a joke sorry

Vash: KNIVES! Look what did you done? You make her sad!

Dee: Yeah, Knife.. you make her sad.

Tenshi: AKUMA! XO *grabs at Dee's shirt* Don't ever do that again, never!

Knives: Yeah, Tea.

Dee: . Yeah, yeah, Tenshi. Knives I need you help.

Knives: o_O

Dee: Come on! I don't have all day long! ¬.¬

Knives: But, but

Dee: Remember the deal

Vash: What deal?

Knives: Nothing, Vash. Okay, Dee. Coming.

Tenshi:

Vash:

Tenshi:

Vash: They sure look suspense together.

Tenshi: Ah.

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- Dee's Room -

Dee: Takes those papers and come follow me.

Knives: I though you said the deal is off.

Dee: True.

Knives: Then why did you mentioned it?

Dee: Just to get you help me.

Knives: ¬.¬ ...sneaky bitch.

Dee: Oh a new name, how wonderful Knivesu-babe. ^_^

Knives: -_-;; The deal is off so is that name.

Dee: I like it. n_n

Knives: Why I don't just kill you?

Dee: Because you only kill spiders to save the butterflies. That's your weak point, Knivesu-babe. And I'm not a butterfly nor spider.

Knives: True. I have to change my logic.

Dee. Yep. But do it later. Now, make her silent

- Plant Room -

Dee and Knives entered the Plant Room and Plant started to screaming.

Dee: Make her stop!

Knives: OK! OK! Hey, little sister listen up ignore her she won't do nothing to you, because I'm here

The screaming started to lower soon.

Dee: Say to it, that I'm really thankful that se stopped screaming.

Knives: May I ask, what are you doing here?

Dee: Tenshi has a Plant translator in this computer so I think it could translate Japanese faster that I do manual.

Knives: They must be something really important in those papers.

Dee: To tell you the truth is a very old documentary about me from Earth.

Knives: All they way from Earth?

Dee: Yep. They should be lost information about me that Tenshi don't know and I don't remember.

Knives: Hmm is that all?

Dee: You don't seem to understand. Humans have reasons to build robots. Reason why Tenshi was build is to serve and be kind and take care of everybody, but that's not my reason... I'm pretty sure about that.

Knives: Hmm because you wanna know that reasons suddenly, you canceled our deal?

Dee: Yup. This morning I was looking bullets all over my room and found couple and I found behind my desk this folder. I looked someone has hide it. Maybe me, maybe Tenshi but there it was. I understand Japanese, because I was made in Japan.

Knives: Hmm

Dee: Stop that hmm it's annoying!

Knives: Hmm!

Dee: The Plant is crying!

Knives: What? no it's not

Dee: Hah, you are just a fool, Knivesu-babe. ^_~

Knives: -_-;; don't kill her now... later...

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- Coffee Room -

Vash: What do you think the deal thing was?

Tenshi: I don't know, but it looked like something that Knives didn't want us hear.

Vash: T_T do you think if your sister is keeping Knives as slave? Did you she how did Knives did what she asked to do?

Tenshi: A sex slave? O_O

Vash: O_o;; No! Just making him do whatever she says?

Tenshi: A sex slave? O_o

Vash: . Nothing like sex making him follow her stuff like that.

Tenshi: A slave? Oh ... I got it. ^_^

Vash: -_-;;

Tenshi: My sister must hypnotize your brother or made him s sex slave!

Vash: The sex slave thing is too much... but hypnotize? What's that?

Tenshi: Yeah in Earth I went to see a Circus and this magician took a random person from the audience and hypnotize him to act like chicken and he did!

Vash: Really? Is the magician some kind of demon?

Tenshi: n_n No. He's a person who has learn to do magic tricks. He can pull a rabid from the hat.

Vash: WOW! *sparkling eyes* That's so awesome I would like to see something like that someday. I would like to pull sonut from the hat.

Tenshi: I don't think there's any magician in Planet Gunsmoke. :(

Vash: Darn do you think I could become a magician? ^_^

Tenshi: Yes. You would be a really cute magician. n_n

Vash: Really? *sparkling eyes*

Tenshi: Yup. ^_^ Hmm what were we talking about before the magician thing? I forgot.

Vash: I don't remember T_T;;

Tenshi: Damn.

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- Plant Room -

Knives: What the documentary says?

Dee: Lots of bullshit nothing really interesting but the persons who have write this shit are talking like they where perverts and marking my every damn move

Knives: Humans are curious garbage.

Dee: Right on, Knife!

Knives: But I still don't understand why you call off the deal and refuse to kill humans? Don't say that Vash has talk your head full of his love and peace thing?

Dee: Love and peace? No, no! He only gives me good laughs with that silly idea. There is no such a thing called peace I have seen it all all though I don't remember it all

Knives: The Plant is getting bit nerves you should be going soon

Dee: I go when I wanna! Don't try to boss with me!

Knives: Hey calm down! Gees you are just a short-tempered .

Dee: . And you are an idiot, fool, moron, jerk, jackass, bastard, asshole, motherfucker, garbage, trash, nothing, worthless, pointless, weak, stupid

Knives: T_T;; Anything else?

Dee: my husband! ^_^

Knives: STOP THAT!! I'M NOT YOUR HUSBAND!! XO

Dee: Jackpot! ;-)

Knives: -_-;; When I find a new logic, I will surely kill you

Dee: How can you fit a robot in the same category with humans? I maybe look the same, but I am not the same. If you say that I am human, then it's mean you are human too

Knives: You are too clever now

Dee: I have to. I have to one step ahead you, so I can beat you over and over again.

Knives: And let me guess all for fun? ¬.¬

Dee: Yup, mostly.

Knives: Okay, I had enough of this I will be going now have fun with my little sister.

Dee: O_o;; Don't go! Knives!

The Plants horrible screaming filled the whole ship. Vash and Tenshi run soon inside the Plant Room to take care of the Plant.

Vash: Don't' worry, little one it's okay now

Tenshi: Akuma, you better get out :-/

Dee: Yeah, yeah I know! :-o

Dee took all her papers and went out of the room and saw Knives waiting for her with a smirk smile.

Knives: What did you said about been one step ahead me?

Dee: I'm still because I'm not gonna work with you ever especially now what I was made for.

Knives: What a lovely smile tell me more it's sounds great.

Dee: Sorry, dear my dear husband, but I won't tell it to you, never! ;-) You will find it out when I learn to use it.

Knives: o_ô Use it?

Dee: I tell you one thing I'm a walking weapon. ^_~

Knives: Then you could easily destroy humans with me?!

Dee: Do you have some kind of obsession killing the humans with me? Or are you just too weak to do it yourself? Or is Vash stronger than you?

Knives: Why you no good piece of metal garbage!

Dee: Thank you. Your turn to think, Knives what do you really what from me?

Knives: W-what?

Dee: Hmm as I though as weak as human do you think I would work with a weak jerk like you? NEVER! :-p

Knives: ME WEAK?! NOW YOU REALLY PISSED ME OFF!

Dee: Wanna fight? Or maybe draw? *lifts her gun at Knives head* What you wanna do, Knivesu?

Knives: You have really think carefully your moves, have you, Dee? But you didn't see this coming *lifts a gun too at Dee's head*

Dee: My gun?! O_O

Knives: Your sister took your gun, but I stole it this quite good gun and custom-made, but not as good as Long Colt!

Dee: You forgot once again something, Knivesu-babe. I'm a robot you are not!

Tenshi: That's enough, Akuma!

Vash: You too, Knives.

Tenshi: You both, give your guns to us! *lifts a gun*

Dee + Knives: O_O;;

Vash: *lifts a gun* Don't worry this a only a toy gun, but Tenshi's isn't. ^_^

Dee + Knives: -_-;;

Tenshi: Akuma!

Dee: Here! *hits the gun at Knives' head* I don't need it anymore. I'm going drinking

Knives: +_+ My head

Vash: I take these *takes the guns* thank you! n_n

Tenshi: I knew that I could use this someday.

Vash: Hey, that's Dee's another gun

Tenshi: Yep. She though she lost it after the her crash. I got it with me all the long. ^_^

Vash: Really smart move, Tenshi. ^_^

Tenshi: Thank you, Vash. n_n

Knives: Hey, I'm insured everyone! Notice me!

Vash: Oh yeah sorry Knives let's go get some ice for you ^_^

That was about this chapter. What Dee found out about herself? What Knives really wanna from Little Dee? Are Vash and Tenshi going to eat more donuts? What about the new logic of Knives? Will he ever figure a new? Let's see I don't know it not yet um like always TO BE CONTINUED