MY SECRETS // CHAPTER 06 // WRITINGS AND SO ON

Dee canceled her deal with Knives and found something about herself that she calls a weapon. And Vash and Tenshi are bit worried about the fighting couple. And what was the thing what Knives really wanna from Dee? Could it be nah, no never. Knives is not that kind of pervert, maybe not a pervert at all. I dunno, let see what I will make him do next Dee and Knives? Vash and Tenshi? No, no, no! No romance! I don't write that kind of stuff! All though Dee and Knives could be really interesting couple NO! I refuse to write it! NEVER! Knivesu-babe is MINE! All my! BWHUHAHAAHAHAHAA! Now, to the story that I have been spoilering around there and there

- Coffee Room -

Vash : Good morning, Tenshi

Tenshi : Morning, Vash. n_n

Vash : Good morning, Dee.

Dee : ¬_¬ Ahem.

Vash : You don't look so happy this morning, Dee

Tenshi : You shouldn't ask that -_-

Dee : Jerk brother of yours is gonna die as soon he gets here

Vash : Um - what he did this time? -_-

Dee : He stole my top secret documentary and have been in the Plant Room and trying to translate it. And I can't enter that room with out that bastard -

Tenshi : AKUMA!

Dee : Your little sister startling the terrible screaming show!

Vash : She's one of the kind. I haven't ever seen just a emotional one before. ^_^

Tenshi : But tell me, what is so top secret to you that Knives can't see it?

Dee : None of your business, Tenshi!

Knives : Morning everyone!

Dee : You bastard!!

Knives : Hey!

Vash : Hold on, Little Dee! *grabs at Dee's arm* Please forgive me, Dee, but I'm not gonna let you hurt my brother!

Dee : LET GO OF ME, WIMP ASS! I WANNA BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF THAT JERK!! XO

Knives : You seem to have lots of energy today, Tea. *smirk*

Dee : GIVE IT BACK! MY DOCUMENTARY!

Knives : Here, you can have it. it's worthless now, because I translate the whole thing last night! Very interesting information, like the last page especially I couldn't never believe you could write just a romantic poem

Dee : *blush* Oh no no you couldn't you read it? O_o

Knives : Yep. :-) Every line. Wanna hear it again? I have excellent memory.

Dee : NO! XO

Tenshi : What poem?

Vash : Dee writes romantic poems? O_o

Vash starts imagine Dee writing a romantic poem and mean while Dee gets free and is doing what she exactly said she gonna do beat the living hell out of Knives.

Dee : WHY YOU - NO GOOD SON OF BITCH, MOTHERFUCKER, WIMP ASS, JACKASS, TOTAL ZERO IDIOT, JERK, JERK, BLOCKHEAR, BROOMSTICK, BASTARD, ASSHOLE, WIMP-KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vash : STOP IT!

Tenshi : AKUMA!!

Vash and Tenshi grabbed at Dee's arms and lifted her away.

Dee : LET ME GO! LET ME GO!! XO

Vash : Bring some rope, fast!

Dee : LET ME FREE!!

Tenshi : Ok, Vash.

Knives : You bitch! Look, my nose is bleeding and my arm must be broken! GOD DAMMET! :-O

Dee : Come here and I bite your ears off and pull those blue eyes out with my tongue!

Tenshi : Akuma, that's disgusting, stop it behave yourself, Akuma!

Dee : STOP CALLING ME AKUMA!

Knives : Gees, you are annoying! Vash, bring something to make her silent!

Vash brought the rope and together the 3 non-humans tied one non-human in the chair. Knives put a whole shirt to Dee's mouth to make her shut up. Now she was just trying to get free.

Vash : *deep sign*

Tenshi : Yup. Akuma I'm really ashamed now. You acting like an animal. You should behave yourself. Knives is out guest here.

Dee : :-/ Guest that dies when I get free

Knives : :-o Thanks for the new black eye and the bleeding nose it is a miracle that Vash haven't faint, because I am bleeding

Vash : +_+

Knives : o_O;; Vash? he fainted -_-;;

Tenshi : Don't worry.. I got donuts. ^_^ Vash donuts sweet donuts I got a special donut for you your favorite one

Vash : -_- *sniff* I smell donut it is a fresh one? T_T

Tenshi : Yup. n_n

Vash : DONUTS! n_n *Munch! Munch!* Yummy yea donuts! Sweet D O N U T !

Tenshi : ^_^ Thank God you are alive

Dee + Knives : T_T;;

Vash : I'm alive! ^_^

Knives : We can see that . So Dee shall we listen to little poetry for this morning?

Dee : NOOOOOOO !!

Knives : I can't hear you was that a yes? Okay, here it goes 'I Love You' written Little 'Akuma' Dee.
Dee : Please, if there's a God, take me! Kill me! Make a earthquake! Make a lighting hit on me! Anything but don't let Knives read it! I,(

Knives : Ahem *looks all serious and important* ' The day you walked to my life, you totally changed it. I hate it. I hated how you smiled to me. I hated because you were different from me. But there was something about your blues eyes and that gorgeous short blond hair that I loved. Your way of thinking was new to me. And still I called you a jerk all the time, because of your way of thinking. I don't know what to say to you. Only I could to yell that you are jerk. But still you keep smiling to me and telling to me I could change. I changed, I change my smile then you walked away and it was too late to say I love you.' THE END! FINITO! LOPPU! XD It wasn't that horrible, wasn't it, DEE? ^_~

Dee : I wanna die :,((

Vash : That that was so touching! Dee cares! X,)

Tenshi : It was so lovely poem, Dee. But who it was dedicate to?

Knives : Aren't that clear short blond hair, blue eyed jerk? ;-)

Dee : *spits out the shirt* I admit it! It's - NERO! XO

Knives : What?! O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Vash : Who?! O_o

Tenshi : I though so n_n Nero is the one we both should thank that we are here now. He was the one who turned us on once again It's was pretty poem. Totally written with heart. I'm so proud of you sister

Vash : Oh, yeah I remember him. You told about him, Tenshi.

Knives : O_o;;

Vash : Knives? You look bit shocked. Is everything all right, brother?

Knives : I think I will go to sleep now o_O

Tenshi : What was that about?? O_o

Dee : BWHUHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Vash : I got better question, what's wrong with your sister? ¬.¬

Tenshi : I'm getting bit tired of this *puts the shirt back* T_T Shut up, Akuma Vash, what do you say if we go to kitchen and make a super huge breakfast?

Vash : Sounds wonderful! n_n Don't worry Dee, we will left something for you.

Dee : LET ME GO! I CAN'T BREATH! BWHUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH! WHAT A JERK!! XD

Tenshi : Come on, Vash! Hurry up!

Vash : Coming! ^_^

o-o-o-o

- Somewhere In The Desert, Near Rocky Valley's Town -

Vash : It's so quiet. ^_^

Tenshi : Yup. n_n

Vash : It's so peaceful that you wanna live in this moment forever n_n

Tenshi : Yep. ^_^

Vash : Why here is so quiet? n_n

Tenshi : Because the backseat people are not yelling, that's why Vash. ^_^

Vash : I see oh yeah, I forgot Dee is so mad that she won't speak and Knives looks bit shocked hmm... n_n

Dee : T_T How long it will take that we are in the city? I don't wanna listen your stupid talk anymore.

Tenshi : She spoke! Hooray!

Dee : Don't make me kill you! I found my both guns, even yours, Tenshi!

Vash : Don't me so hard to your sister, Dee. She's just trying to cheer your up, right?

Tenshi : Yup. ^_^

Knives : Stop the car!

*brakes*

Vash : What wrong, Knives?

Knives : I'm not coming!! I can't sit next to her!! I don't wanna be in the same town with her and the humans! NO WAY! Bye! *jumps out of the car*

Dee : ADMIT IT KNIVES! YOU THOUGH IT WAS YOU, DID YOU?! :-D

Knives : I HATE YOU!

Dee : SAME TO YOU! ... Vash, drive he will find back to the ship in no time.

Vash : I hope so hmm strange

Tenshi : What is strange Vash?

Vash : Like something is missing? Hmm the black cat!! I haven't seen that for a while!

Dee : That's because I shot it.

Vash : WHAT? You are so cruel! Why did you have to shot it? It was small innocent cat! X,O

Tenshi : Akuma

Dee : That iss not my name! ... The cat was annoying!!

Vash : BOO HOO! *crybaby* You killed a cat!

Tenshi : Don't cry Vash. I will buy you pack of donuts if you stop crying.

Vash : *sniff* Really? *sparkly eyes*

Tenshi : Sure. ^_^

Dee : ¬_¬ Vash doesn't even realize that Tenshi is treating him as baby and thank God that idiot jerk went bad to the ship. He's no fun in bars like I though first

*CRASH*

Tenshi : What was that?

Vash : I dunno

Dee: I think we hit on someone.

Vash: WHAT? OH NO! *stops the car* Please, let it be only a rock..

Dee: Hihii. :-)

Tenshi: Akuma Vash, don't worry I'm sure that my sister was lying, I think it was only a rock.

Vash: But still I will check it out.

Dee: Finally something happened, I was getting bored

Tenshi: ¬_¬

Vash: We have a broken tire, that's all Deenever mind ^_^;; Tenshi, will you come help me?

Tenshi: Sure. n_n

Dee: You have become smarter Vash

Vash: Um - thank you, I guess

Tenshi: o_O

Tenshi helped Vash to help to change the tire. When Vash was taking a extra, Tenshi saw Vash huge bag in the back and it was bit open. There was all of useless stuff in it

Tenshi: Vash why you carry all those stuffs around?

Vash: Well I don't use guns anymore so I have to make new plans to save everyone. So I use all kind of tricks and stuff to do that. That's why.

Tenshi: Why you are so genius. What did you use last time?

Vash: A clock Zack's gang though the old clock as a bomb ^_^

Dee. YOU MUST BE KIDDING? Is that how the famous Red Devil was caught? I'm so shamed now to say that I was once Red Devil myself

Tenshi: You are still don't you remember when you told be. It's a Zack Red and Little Devil what makes Red Devil so Red Devil isn't not caught, yet.

Dee: What's you words, Tenshi. You sound like you wanna me go to jail...

Tenshi: Maybe I do

Dee: Fuck you

Vash: Girls, girls, girls ^_^;; I think we can continue driving the tire is now good as new

Tenshi went back in the car and now one didn't spoke nothing until they got in the town.

o-o-o-o

- Rocky Valley's Town -

Dee : A TOWN! A BAR! FINALLY! =D

Vash : Wanna some drinking company, Dee? I would like some drinks myself too. ^_^

Dee: Hmm all right

Tenshi: But Vash! You promised to come with me for shopping.

Vash: Oh, yes I did hmm sorry Dee. I come later to have a drink with you

Dee: Whatever go with you babysitter I don't mind _

Tenshi: :-I

Vash: ^_^;; This don't look so good

o-o-o-o

- Dee's Room -

Knives: There must be something something that I can use to recover Dee's memory, so Akuma Kaishi can come back and I can use her in my perfect plans hmm what's this? Dee's computer let see if there's something

What is Knives doing? What is his perfect plan? And is there anything in Dee's computer? Does Tenshi wanna her sister go to the jail? What about Vash? And why are these questions getting more annoying anytime? I dunno, but I know this that my mom's is a big fat bitch that was a total lie whatever TO BE CONTINUED