Disclaimer: *Sees Aya mouthing to some music playing on her head set* She doesn't own anything except herself. Wolf Moon-chan, Nagisa and Hiana own them selves. She doesn't own any music except the CD's Now I'm getting out of here before she notices and kills me. And everyone at the parties have been invited, this was not an interactive *Pops out with a chicken shaped cloud forming that fades quickly.*

HB: She's too far into her music, that she is. I doubt that Kurama can get her out of that trance. *Aya is still mouthing words to the In the End remix*

RH: At least she stopped singing out loud. Sure she sounded okay but the kind of music seemed to be in another language or something.

WMc: That's because it was Spanish. I bet if she knew how, she would be singing in Japanese. And Kurama should be here too. *Uses the power to force Kurama to pop in his stool.*

Aya: Como la flor, Con tanto amor, Me diste tú, se marchitó, me marcho hoy, yo sé perder pero ay... Como me duele ay... Como me duele. *Starts to just mouth the words again*

RH: What the fuck is she singing? I can't understand a damned word coming out of her mouth.

YK: It's quite sad and yet beautiful. It's about how her feelings are like a flower withering. How it pains her to lose her love. Here I was thinking she had no hope for feeling anything other than rage.

RH: You should have heard her sing English songs. She saved those sadness and rage emotions for them.

Aya: *Aya put the head set on pause* Who saved sadness and rage for who? *RH and HB jump. YK actually laughs.*

YK: They were talking about your singing. How you only sing nice songs out loud in Spanish and the angry ones for English.

Aya: *sings*Amor prohibido nos dice todo el mundo, el dinero no importa an tí en mí ni en el corazón. oh, oh baby. *stops singing and talks normally.* Like that? *RH and HB nod their head and quickly go in a defensive position, only to see her smiling which only puts them on a higher defense.* I'm not going to hurt or kill you guys. *HB and RH reluctantly relax.* It's not like you said that my singing sucks.

RH: This surprised me when I actually thought you sounded fine. But then again I don't know much about music.

Aya: Well now that I'm done with getting all of that out of my system we can start. But first things first. This dungeon is way too small for what's planned for the last takes. *Uses the power to bring everybody out of their cells, along with summoning Shi Shi Wakumaru and the beautiful *UGLY* Suzuka. After that Aya puts the power to further use and transports them to a huge and empty ball room that's still in the castle.*

Hiei: Now I can kill that ningen for blabbing. *Looks for Wolf Moon-chan who is conveniently behind Toguro and is out of Hiei's sight.*

Yusuke: At least this is more like it. That cell was getting cramped.

Baka: At least you weren't killed in yours Urameshi.

Yusuke: Yes I was. She killed me just last take.

Aya: Be grateful Baka. It has paid off.

Baka: What has?

Aya: *grins evilly* Allowing us to kill you. This take I have some people coming by just to see you.

All: 0_0 WHAT?! *all start laughing, except Baka who is just smiling like the idiot he is without any clue to what I really meant*

Baka: Just for me. *Aya nods and he faints*

Aya: Well let's get this started and end this show for good! *Everyone cheers except Baka who remains unconscious.*

########################################What a Baka

Aya: How about I start to get this rolling. Suzuka get your hideous ass over here. *Suzuka goes and sits in the stool opposite of Aya, everyone else, even the co-hosts are over at the recently conjured buffet listening to us*

Suzuka: First of all, no one is to addresses me without putting the word beautiful in front of my name.

Aya: Fine but I'll deal with that later. This is from kikoutei-hiryuu :

rnrn Suzuka-Why do you think you're beautiful?! rnrnrnrnrn Came off the top of my head...Heh...

So if you've paid attention to the other takes you know to answer.

Suzuka: First of all, I'm beautiful Suzuka and you should die for your insolence. And I think I'm beautiful because it would be a sin for me not to be. *Whips out a mirror from who knows where and starts to talk to himself while admiring his face in it. For fun Aya uses the power to shatter the glass of the mirror*

Aya: Looks like your not as "beautiful" as you thought you were. Next is for Jin, Touya and Yusuke. *3 stools are not across Aya as all 3 bishies sit in them.* Good no fuss. This is from elfangel191:

PweaZ!! If I AM IN UR STORY LET ME BEAT YUSUKE TO A BLOODY PULP AND MAKE SURE HE DIES 1,00,00,0,0,0,0,0 times! AND YES I BREATHED DURING THAT SO I COULD SAY THIS AND KILL YOU!! O YEAH UMM WHO'S NEXT!! BUT I LOVE HIEI AND JIN!! O LOVELY!! RH IS BIENG A BUTT, KICK HIM FOR ME!! O YEAH THIS ISN'T A FLAME ONLY TO YUSUKE! GR HIM! o questions well uhh here goes nothing ( i never really got that phrase): rn Jin: Do u love me? nyusuke: how do u feel right now? rn Touya: when ur around hiei do u feel safe?? rnuhh that's all I can think off right Thank you!! NOW I GET TO TEAR RH IN TO VERY MANY PIECES!!

So first you guys answer her then I'll bring her here at the end of this.

Yusuke: Why don't you like me?! I'm the main character and probably the strongest. *Everyone hears this and death glares him bringing Yusuke into a very nervous state.* Think about it I did beat most of you in a match and I'm a demon lord.*tries to go off the subject.* Right now I feel very nervous because I just picked a fight with every single person around me.

RH: Not everyone shrimp. Me and Kenshin aren't even on your show, not to mention your only a kid.

Yusuke: What?!

Aya: Shut the fuck up Yusuke. Jin, Touya, answer her questions.

Jin: Well really now. I don't know about the whole cupid kind of love an all but I do love all my fans if that's what your talking about lassie. *TWANG!* Will you stop that Aya girl.

Aya: I'm right in front of you, you stupid elf. How can I flick your ears? *Wolf Moon-chan pops up behind Jin and flicks his ears again, laughing uncontrollably.*

WMc: I just had to do that after I saw you do it Aya.

Hiei: NINGEN!

WMc: Oops, gotta go. *runs away with a murderous Hiei and Jin after her.*

Aya: Touya please answer so I can quickly take something for this headache.

Touya: Why would I feel safe around Hiei?

Aya: I don't know but you can't answer a question with another. There aren't enough chapters left to do that.

Touya: Well lets think about it. Fire has an advantage over ice, that is why those who control ice and those that control fire are bitter enemies. I think it's safe to say that I don't feel safe around that youkai. If that's still confusing you then I'm sorry that your more of a baka than the ones here.

Aya: I'm getting some aspirin, and a drink. *Aya goes to the buffet and uses the power to de-spike the punch and conjure up a bottle of aspirin and downed the pills and punch. Once Aya got back into her seat, Yusuke went over there and re-spiked the punch.* Well by the looks of it the next one is for Genkai, Botan, Yusuke, Baka, Hiei and Shi Shi *saying the whole name is way too exhausting* So GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE! * Aya brings forth 2 more stools opposite her, where the afore-mentioned characters sat.*

Botan: Yay, I get a question! ^_^

Aya: Either stop smiling or I'll be forced to do it for you. *Botan: 0.0* Better, see even ditzy ferry girls can be taught new tricks.

Genkai: At least someone else can deal with her, even the blood lover. *Shi Shi: ?_?* Just read the whole show, fame wannabe.

Aya: After this take. This one is from HIEIhotsause asking the following:

Genkai could you give Shi Shi Wakumaru a big kiss? rn Yusuke could you tell Seto Kaiba "Hi" for me? rn Botan why don't you go out with Kurama so that I can have Hiei to myself? rn Hiei I like to play bash the baka in the pavement game and i even made my own town named carnage-sicka', would you like to go one a date with me? and yes i am not a ningen. i am a cat/fire demon. meow. and a class S- demon! and I love to ask questions to the Yu Yu's! rn Kuwabara if i have to watch episodes that have Hiei in them could you put a bag over your head and bow down to Hiei so you will get a better reputation?! rn Shi Shi I just wanted to tell you that Genkai wants to marry you and she will always be in her younger form. and can I be the brides maid? *looks back and forth* Genkai will surely kill me for saying that. I better get a helmet for the flying furniture. *starts to panic*

And this one also breathed so no extra comments.

Genkai: No, I won't kiss that arrogant brat. *Shi Shi silently thanks god[or whatever, the lords of Makai]*

Yusuke: Sure but how?

Aya: Leave that to me. *summons Seto Kaiba to the set*

Kaiba: What the fuck is this?

Yusuke: Relax Kaiba, someone just told me to say hey to you.

Kaiba: Since when does a punk like Urameshi bow down to requests like a dog.

Yusuke: Since I was told to listen to peoples request or die if I refuse and do it anyway.

Kaiba: And who's fucked up idea is that?

Aya: Mine rich boy. *Kaiba turns to see Aya very pissed, but instead of cowering like the others he laughed at her and the scared faces of everyone in the ballroom*

Kaiba: Your just a kid, and you scare the shit out of all these people into doing what you want? *The idiot continues to laugh while Yusuke slowly approaches Kaiba in a very nervous manner.*

Yusuke: Trust me when I say you don't piss her off. She's the one with all the power *thunder* to kill us all at once if she felt like it.

Kaiba: I'd like to see her do that.

Aya: Fine, then you will. *uses the power to send forth a huge storm where instead of rain there's meteors coming down. Eventually killing everyone except Kaiba and herself. Obviously Kaiba isn't laughing any more, but is scared shitless.* I'm the one with all the power *thunder* and you would be best to remember it. For you will remain here till the end of the last take of the show.

Kaiba: Fine, but who the fuck are you?!

Aya: I'm the all powerful authoress. But you may call me Aya. *Kaiba starts to laugh a bit.* What's so funny this time?

Kaiba: You do realize that translated into English it means woven silk, correct?

Aya: And your name translated fully means strait seahorse. Mine is less embarrassing. I better revive everyone. *Aya does so, where everyone gets up muttering very dark curses in Japanese about Kaiba for opening his big mouth, and Yusuke for coming up with the idea.* Well I believe Botan is next.

Botan: Bingo, and I don't really like Kurama in that way. I'd rather just be friends with him.

Aya: Good. Cause he's mine. Hiei?

Hiei: It's nice to hear your not a ningen but I won't go out with you. Although your game and town sound very interesting.

Aya: Yes it does, I'm sure we would all like to go there, Baka excluded. But first, Baka.

Baka: Stop calling me that teme! *gets hit by a lot of lightning and is revived.*

Kaiba: That Baka shouldn't have called her that. She went easy on him though. More than I could be if someone called me that.

Yusuke: Ya think? *I normally wouldn't feel the need to say this, but that was sarcasm*

Aya: Enough banter continue, and Baka finish the question. *Death glares Baka*

Baka: I will not bow down the shrimp or where the damn bag, your so lucky I think your a girl that wrote that or else I'd pound you. Now where's my fans. *Aya tries to understand what he's talking about. Her eyes get round remembering what she said.*

Aya: Right, the fans. They wont come till Shi Shi answers.

Genkai: Excuse me, I have to find this dimwit and kill them. *Genkai leaves*

Shi Shi: If that's true then I'll think about it and you can be a bridesmaid at the wedding. This will mostly, definitely, for sure get me famous.

Aya: Yeah that's nice, if Genkai doesn't kill her first. And now for the promise I made to elfangel191. Oh wait I almost forgot that she sent something a few minutes ago:. She said she's happy enough with what I did last take. She'll come in with the rest of the fans that are coming. But firechild also sent something around the time elfangel191 did.:

Yukina, how old r u and Hiei? rn Kurama, since u have fox in u how do u feel about cats, if u don't like them U WILL NEVER EVER COME NEAR MY KITTEN rn Hiei, have u ever in your life said any thing nice 2 Kuwabara? type back. firechild

*Yukina, Hiei and Kurama sit down.*

Yukina: *Unlike her usual nature, her voice gets very hard and angry.* I will never say our age. That's a touchy subject.

Aya: Calm down Yukina, it was only a little question. I'm sorry firechild but that is one question that will forever remain unknown for all intents and purposes. *Yukina storms off to the buffet.*

YK: I'm sorry you feel that way. But while I do not favor cats I don't feel a hatred towards them.

Aya: Nicely put. *YK leaves to talk to Koronue who somehow got in the room.* How'd he get here, I didn't invite him... Kurama did. I had to give him the power with the least amount of limitations.

Hiei: Let's get this over with so I can kill that ningen.

Aya: Ningen? Oh, you mean Lisa. Fine but watch out for Dione.

WMc: And I'm adding a question for Touya. *WMc uses the power to force Touya into a stool* XD rn Touya - Can I take you home? ^_^

Touya: No *Touya walks away from a pouting WMc, who goes over to the buffet to chug down some punch.*

Hiei: Why won't you baka's let me answer? I have never, nor will ever, say anything nice to that Baka! Now to kill a wolf. *Goes after a currently drunk WMc. Right before he strikes at her though, a bright image of a wolf demon stops Hiei and fades away. WMc is laughing.*

WMc: You'd think my muses would actually let me be killed. Your lucky Dione took control and got us both drunk or else you would be dead. *Wobbles off to wall which she sits down leaning against.*

Baka: I thought you said there were fans?

Aya: *grins evilly again* Yes, I'm getting to that right now. Just stay in the middle of the floor and they'll be right there.

Baka: Here? *Stands under the grand chandelier*

Aya: Perfect. *Summons 3 girls. one was Hiana, who is a brown hair and eye 13 year old girl and is wearing jeans a blue tee and matching sneakers. Nagisa, who is wearing a red Chinese dress, had wavy black hair and blue eyes was 5'4" and looked about 14. And of course elfangel191, who was wearing a white ruffle shirt and a pink skort, had blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail. elfangel191 was about to glomp Kurama when Aya stopped her and pushed her back waving a finger at her as if she was a puppy that did something bad.* Your not here for that.

Hiana: Is this for the "party"?

Aya: Yes, in fact it is and he's right under the chandelier.

Baka: My adoring fans! *Smiles like the baka he is when Aya laughs at him.* What's so funny?

Aya: You really think their fans of yours? *Baka nods stupidly* Their my fans, and your still the target for our "party" *Chains come out of the floor tying Baka down by the feet. Baka screams like the little girl he really is.* Okay I need EVERYBODY'S ATTENTION! * Everyone stops what their doing and stares at Aya silently*

elfangel191: And some say I have a big mouth.

Aya: Thank you. I have invited some extra guests to join us in a planned event. You heard us mention a party, it is. *Some of the people cheer but stop after a little lightning provided by Aya, but remain alive.* In fact this party has but one purpose, given by it's name. This is a Baka Killing Party. And for this joyous occasion I have decided to give you your favors early. *Aya uses the power to give everyone a katana, which has the blade glowing the color of their aura. Aya receives one herself, which gives off the color of [guess come on guess. Fine don't] blood.* Everyone knows how to kill, so begin. *Due to the rating I am not going to go into detail, but everyone cheered and obeyed happily. Aya put the resurrecting on automatic and joined in as well. Everyone that had special attacks used them. After about 5 minutes, Aya pried herself away from the fun.*

##############################################Killing is fun

Aya: I still want to kill Baka, but this is important too. T_T I'm so happy that I haven't gotten one flame. Obviously I didn't get all of the remaining questions in today, don't worry. The next chapter should be the last chapter if I don't get a sudden splurge of requests, causing me to extend it another one again. We will do the party again but with new people, which reminds me. *Uses the power to return Hiana, Nagisa and elfangel191 to their proper homes with their new katana's.* This is your LAST CHANCE to ask me, Kenshin, Sano and the YYH cast anything you want. If you want they'll give you advice even. Just review by pushing the little purple button right below....................... ............................. .......................... .......... ...... ... ....... .....here.