Aya: It's okay you can do the final disclaimer. *Everyone is still in the ball room. All of the characters from YYH, Kenshin, Sano, Wolf Moon-chan and Seto Kaiba are sitting on the floor with their new, aura glowing, katana's. Baka still remains chained to the ground in the middle of the room by the feet screaming for his mommy. At least till Kenshin uses the power to gag him.*

Disclaimer: Aya owns nothing other than the castle and herself. Oh, and she owns the rights to Bloody Sake.

Aya: Good disclaimer. *Disclaimer and Aya:^_^* Now go before I kill you very painfully. ^_^

Disclaimer: 0_0U *Pops off for the last time.*

Aya: I've gotten a few e-mails asking me what I look like. I know I never said so I'll tell you my description now:

Name: Aya [duh!]
Human and demon age: 17
Height: 6'[human] 6'5"[demon]
Hair/eyes: black/brown w/red tint[human] cold blue[demon]
Demon lineage: mainly oracle[yes its a demon] fire youkai koorime kitsune wolf cat water apparition and so many others I don't know
Demon form: you already know the height and eyes. My hair is silver with blood red streaks down to my thighs. markings on my face that look like deep scratches. and another that looks like the oracles eye mentioned in ancient Egyptian texts. titanium and very sharp nails and other things I'd rather not mention

Hiei: So your really not a ningen?

Aya: Nope, ^_^ in fact if I had the experience and control, I wouldn't need the power *thunder* of the authoress to get what I want.

Toguro: We've been held hostage by a pup. How embarrassing. *Everyone nods in agreement*

Aya: So who wants the honor of asking the last questions? *Crickets: CHIRP, CHIRP * If no one volunteers then I'm picking who will. *Crickets chirp again* Fine, Kaiba will do the questions since there is a very small chance of him getting a question.

Kaiba: Why do I have to do what you say bitch?

Aya: Reason one, my demon form will tear you limb from limb if you don't. Reason two, see previous takes, I have the power *thunder* And reason three, I treat you to bloody sake for doing this for me. *Everyone but Kaiba and Aya make looks and sounds of disgust.*

Kaiba: What's with them?

Aya: Nothing. Let's start, and as a side note to all of you, KURAMA IS MINE!!

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@And no one else's.

Kaiba: Let's get this over with. *WMc pops up behind him.*

WMc: So we can get the next Baka Killing Party started. *Kaiba jumps a bit.* Scared ya.

Kaiba: Yes your face scared me. Aya! Kurama! Hiei! Get you fucking asses over here. *Aya, Kurama, and Hiei sit in the stools opposite of Kaiba.*

Hiei: Which Ningen decided to bug us this time?

Kaiba: Temptress Nagisa. She's got quite a bit of questions for you three:

I love this! I have a few questions:
1)Aya, Do you like Kurama?(like you couldn't!^_^)
2)Kurama, Can I go on a date w/ you sometime?
3) Aya, Can I come on the show? I'd love it if I could.
4) Kurama, Can I live w/ you?
5) Hiei, Do you like Kurama? Are you lovers? U r so lucky! And don't feel bad, You're cute too.
6) Would you keep in touch w/ me Aya?
late

So hurry so I can get out of this dump.

Aya: It's not a dump, it's my castle and you can be in the dungeon. And of course I like Kurama, he is one of my bishie's!

YK: And to my surprise, she doesn't get on my nerves as much as I thought she would. *Aya glomps him at this.* Cant... Breathe... Need... Air... *Aya lets go* And to my expectations, she disappoints me. And I'm sorry, but Aya would kill one of us if I said yes. She may be a pup, but her claws and fangs are very sharp.

Aya: So he's mine, back off! *Death glares Kaiba* ^_^ And sure you can be on the show, you'll join my Baka Killing Party.

WMc: Because no show is complete without at least one, this one has two.

Hiei: One of the few parts I liked about this.

Aya: Yay, you like it. *Hugs Hiei and lets go when he starts to turn blue.*

YK: I guess I'm not your favorite anymore. *Hope is in YK's eyes*

Aya: You'll always be my favorite. I'm just happy that someone that was tortured it liked the show too.

Hiei: I'm continuing the rest without you. I AM NOT GAY!! We're just friends, that's it, nothing more.

YK: My question was next Hiei.

Hiei: Yeah, but I wanted to get out of here. *Hiei goes over to the corner and death glares everything*

YK: I'm sorry Nagisa, but for the same reason as before, no.

Aya: Damn straight! And I don't mind keeping in touch with ya, Email me as much as you wan't, I always type back. ^_^

Kaiba: Your confusing, first you curse her out, then you decide to make her a pen pal. What's the deal?

Aya: I need to start making alliances. It's good to keep loyal and strong allies, I know that the longer the alliance the greater the trust.

YK: It's almost safe to say that your related to Hiei.

Aya: Why say that?

YK: Your attitude, beliefs and the fact that you have fire youkai and koorime doubles the chances of you two being related.

Aya: *lol* We're don't even look alike. He's totally short. And my inner eye is real and safely in my head out of sight.

Kaiba: Let's just continue this. It's from elfangel191:

YAY!! I WANNA STICK A BOMB INSIDE BAKA AND BLOW HIM UP IN PIECES! !MUAHAHHAHHA!! my friend's friend did that to her bird...

Very strange girl.

Aya: ^_^ Okay!! *Uses the power to summon elfangel191, who has a bomb in her hand to the ball room in front of Baka.*

elfangel191: Yay!! *Shoves the bomb down Baka's throat.*

Me: I'll make sure it explodes at the end of the Killing Party.

elfangel191: *Sadly* Okay. *Pops off*

Baka: That tasted terrible. What was that?

Aya: Just a little C4. Nothing to worry about. *Baka faints.*

Kaiba: Next is for you and Hiei. From Hiana:

Mine probably glowed black, but I can't see my aura so I don't know... Hiei, will you go out with my character Kia? She's not human, but she's way stronger then you... Kurama, will you say "hi" to my friend? She really likes you...

She probably didn't realize that the katana was a dark blue.

Hiei: *From the still spiked punch bowl* I'll think about it *hic* I'll kill you if your lying though.

Aya: Kawaii! Hiei finally has a GF.

YK: I think Aya is the jealous type so I don't think I should.

Aya: I'm not that much of the jealous type. Just say hi.

YK: Okay. Hello to Hiana's friend, I don't know your name so I'll leave it at that.

Aya: ^_^ If you come near my Youko I'll kill you. *All: 0_0U* I'm talking about Hiana's friend. For there's no way in Hell that anyone's going near my kitsune.

YK: I guess I can get used to it. And what business are you and Kenshin in?

Aya: Umm... *Uses the power to revoke the power from HB and RH* Okay, now that I'm safe I can tell ya. *Everyone is listening to what Aya is about to say. HB is getting his new katana ready.* It's a speech therapy agency.

RH: So what does that have to do with Kenshin?

Aya: Well I was working on a way to send him to parents homes to show them how their kids will talk if they don't use our agency. *All but HB laugh at this. You would to if you were here to here that Aya's business partner was a result of not attending the agency.*

YK: I guess thinking that your kids will talk like Kenshin without your help is a useful advertisement approach.

HB: Can we just continue please?

Kaiba: There's no more so far. There's nothing to do other than ask each other stuff. Or start the party segment again.

Aya: No let's keep asking each other all kinds of shit till more people start sending me theirs. Sano, why does everyone call you rooster head? * everyone starts laughing*

RH: That's not funny. I never asked to be called that.

YK: So then why are you called rooster head. *RH fumes at the ears*

RH: I don't know smart ass! *Goes to kill YK but is stopped by HB and Aya*

HB: I'll answer that, that I will. Someone thought his head looked like a roosters, the name just stuck around. *Thought bubbles form around everyone's head, revealing a rooster's head in place of Sano's. They all laugh*Okay, my turn now. Koenma, what's with the pacifier? *Everyone look around eventually seeing teenage Koenma at the buffet.*

Aya: I totally forgot about him. Damn, he wasn't supposed to be here.

Koenma: That reason is none of your concern. Let's just say it has more importance than you could ever think up.

Yusuke: Right. I still say the toddler is hooked on the pacifier. He even eats with it in his mouth.

Koenma: It's none of your damn business what I do with my things! Now it's only fair that I ask something. *Everyone groans* Aya, why did you kidnap the whole cast? I know it's for more than torturing and getting answers.

Aya: Fine, it is. But I aint tellin ya noting, so nyah. *All death glare Aya to answer.* Damn your good. If you must know, I was told to by Them. I'm to gather information on all of you.

Yusuke: Who's Them?

Aya: Not allowed to say, sacred rule. At least out of my house it is. I already told you too much as it is.

WMc: I got one! Where's Jin?

Aya: Flew right out of one of my windows, kept holding his ears to his head. *WMc: ^_^U*

Yusuke: Can we just start the Baka Killing Party? If there's more we can answer them afterwards.

Aya: Fine. But no one would type back to join this last one. *Uses the power to give everyone a Zanbató that, like the katana's, glowed the color of their aura*

WMc: WAIT! Some more stuff came in. One's from HIEIhotsauce and you should here it"

(from earlier) well, I am going to kill myself. if i can't at least get to touch one of Hiei's belongings than i have failed my duty to become a absolute Hiei fan! *sniffle* *sobs* *looks curiously at a poison potion* i just wanted LOVE! Genkai's going to kill me anyways and i want to ask some questions before i kill myself. Baka you are aware that you are going down with me aren't you? Hiei, you are aware that you are about 80, right? heh heh, i did research. Yukina, will you forgive 'firechild' for asking that question? firechild is my friend. and if i don't drink this soon she will stop me! *looks back and forth and drinks the poison* *gag* i only wanted to be loved! *falls over and dies* *ghost H.h. apears* OMG! i killed myself! i knew i should have been easy on the sake. uhh...is't Botan supposed to be here by now or was it destiny for me to commit suicide? heh heh. i put some of that poison in the Baka's drink. *shruggs and floats elsewhere*
Baka killed himself

Aya: I guess I should haven't threatened Hiei to say no.

Baka: Oro?

Hiei: It's none of your business but I'm older than that. I'm around the kitsune's age.

Yukina: I guess that I could forgive you and your friend since holding a grudge on the dead is disrespectful.

Botan: Hehe I'm supposed to get you but this place keeps me here and I can't get out to do my ferry girl duties. *Everyone gets ready to kill Baka when...*

WMc: WAIT THERE'S MORE!! fire-woman sent something too:

Kurama, urg! fine! i will ask but if you mock me about it you will feel the pain of vengeance! there is a boy at school that i think is a cutie! *hugs pillow tightly* how do i get him to notice me, with out embarrassing myself?!! Aya if he mocks me could you get Yami to attack him? heh heh. i like Yami, but not as much as Hiei, but not as much as 'not telling'. Kurama, i only asked that because you are one of the few guys out there that is not a pervert like Koenma or Yusuke...at least i don't think you are. hmm...and if you get any thoughts about that it is you who is 'not telling' you are wrong! he's has a better sense of humor. *looks up dreamy like*

YK: Well, I guess that would be a bit difficult for you. And you are right in thinking I'm not a pervert, but why don't you just try being friends with this guy and make sure he's not a jerk. Then when your confidence is strong enough tell him how you feel. I can't guarantee that you wont be embarrassed though.

Aya: And I'm proud that my Youko is so heart-felt. *YK: -.-;;;*

WMc: Still one more:

GRR... so anywayz my question is for Kurama chan: CAN I GO OUT W/ U?!

I kurama i kurama*continues*

BYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBEYEB

~RIN-CHAN~a.k.a. evil foxy =^-^=

Aya: NO! No one can date my Kurama. How many times must I fucking say that?

YK: ^_^U Sorry, but you heard her.

Aya: Back to the killing! ^_^*So everyone continued to split Baka into pieces with the giant swords. With the resurrection on automatic. After about ten minutes everyone was pleased. They stopped.* Well now for elfangel191's wish. *Everyone takes cover. Beeps are heard coming from Baka's gut. The beeping slows, stops, then BOOM!!! Baka all over the place. Everyone cheers.* Well that's it. Everyone can go home after a few loose ends are tied up. *Revokes the power from anyone with it, other than herself.* So how'd ya like it? *Revives Baka with a new body, but is still as ugly as before.*

Hiei: Hn. It wasn't that bad, I must say in order not to get killed.

Yusuke: It was awesome. But mainly because I have weapons now.

Hiei: Now I have another Katana and a giant sword too big to use. I'm ready to kill something at home.

Aya: Fine

Kaiba: At least it didn't suck too much. But it did suck.

Aya: Only because you weren't here the whole show. Well Buh-bye!! *Aya uses the power to send everyone but HB and RH home.*

RH: Hey, what about us?

Aya: Your helping me clean this room and the dungeon up, baka. *A quick glance at the blood splattered and guts and food all over the place. Then the dungeon that looked the same minus the food.*

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Aya: Ha gotcha! Next chapter is the aftermath and cleanup. I'm gonna tell you everything I have planned for fanfiction and what I've done so far. With the help of a couple Rurouni Kenshin characters. Ja ne. ^_^